illumiyuri

@ispawnedhere

moodboard

hmmmm… yup. *click*

why does the human heart hurt with such vulgarity

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

“Have you seen this funny video-“ I SAW IT. PERFORMED LIVE AT THE ROYAL OPERA HOUSE. IN 1889. GO. AWAY.

gnarlykickflip

they should invent doctors offices that refill prescriptions

prrkxentrrkrr

they should let you walk into the pharmacy and say adderall please i dont have adhd i just love adderrall and they say do you want 16 mg or 32 mg? that'll be 3 dollars for a hundred

[so caffeinated my ears are ringing at harmonic frequencies known only to insects and elevator ghosts] i think i hauve premonitions

librarycard

lets all take out our intestines and braid them together like friendship bracelets

banquetine

That’s weird

librarycard

sorry...

Customer: MY FIRST GIVEN NAME IS (CLIVE) IN REVERSE ALSO MY DJ NAME DMV: C-CUNT? OR HIS NAME CLIVE? Verdict: ACCEPTED

since the 2020 version is back on my dash here is this year’s poster 

(i’m 67 apparantly)

compassionatereminders

The thing is, if you never go anywhere and never talk to anyone and never reach out to new people and never text first because you have convinced yourself you're unlovable, then your loneliness will become a self-fulfilling prophecy - and that's NOT because you're actually inherently unlovable...

music is so scary and also cool but really huge. and we are friends

i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

valentine's day should be about blood