self love be like “me/me. enemies to lovers. angst with a happy ending. slowburn. 500k.”

どようびは ねるようび…

Saturday is the Sleeping day... 😑

jacksoninquarantine

Finally, I received my pins and I can’t believe that they are more sexy than me. 

alyssaaa-c

Me automatically: Damn, whatchu doin’ out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out. 👁️👄👁️

loliposa

Magikarp really said ���T H I C C ✨

monicaahhh

Omg these are��✨ I C O N I C ✨ @jacksoninquarantine Where do you get them?

jacksoninquarantine

@monicaahhh I ordered them HERE, also the delivery was super fast and they offer free shipping to United States��

lambaaaaaa

I cannot get over how hilarious this is, I had to have it and order some for my friends, too. Stupid sexy magikarp. 

パッタイ（猫の名前）！元気だったか！

Pawtrolling with tail up

I’m such a slut for reassurance!!!!!! like tell me how much u love me!!!! KINKY AF

*sniffing on your screen*

alwaysblind

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

hopefulmachine

u hg

thebootydiaries

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

imagineglitterballs

I am currently cringing at this.

thebootydiaries

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

allaboutthatbasscannon

I literally want to bite you

thebootydiaries

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

rainy-lyfe

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

thebootydiaries

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

wefangirlsdontcare

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

thebootydiaries

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

pixie-pixel-land

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

thebootydiaries

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

garlandiana

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

thebootydiaries

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

holytragedyqueen

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

thebootydiaries

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

Very first photo of Katla

*sniffing on your screen*

Dubble tap to boop 🐽

#throwback 4 weeks

Who else feels this way?

Playing around at the playground