@itsprobablynothing
spapoop a doo@ me if you dont have teeth
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2022-08-20 01:47:31
@ me if you dont have teeth
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
Favorite thing I’ve seen all day
it straight up smells like spiders in here
Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
Actually, it's worse than just what this guy thinks: A lot of the components necessary to make touchscreens work are super heat-sensitive; if your touchscreen phone gets to hot it turns of everything it can to try and cool off because, if those components get too hot, no more touchscreen.
That toaster's got a lifetime of two, maybe three, years of regular use max before it burns its own interface out and all you have is a pile of electronics and plastics that used to be a toaster; for reference, toasters from the fifties and sixties still work.
Furthermore, bread is bread: The maillard reaction which give toast it's toastness is a one-variable function of tempature (technically, it's a two function variable of tempature and time, but tempature is much more important than time). You don't get differnt maillard ractions from an english muffin compared to texas toast. It's the same chemical reaction opperating on fundementally the same stuff.
So, not only is this 350$ toast built to fail, but it's apparent primary feature (the ability to select what type of bread you're toasting) is a complete and utter non-feature shame. It's a toaster.
It's a shit toaster.
Unmaking, still
kumpan Alexandr
System of A Down - Sugar (1998)
Echo & the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon
Who'd make a better president, Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi?
Me!
Vote Smegma 2024. Make America Uncut Again! Bring the parmesan back. End the war on drugs. Mandatory obesity. Deport all twinks. Build the wall on the Canadian border and canada will pay for it! Defund the police, defund the FBI, defund Israel. Free Adderall for everyone.
Self-help guru betrays a trust fall to make a point
If my husband wanted a man cave I would say yes and then brick up the doorway while he was still inside. Just like what they did on Barbie's life in the dream house.