fiztheancient

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

jerkstorecalling

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

orbispelagium

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

oh-man-aw-geez

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

quackatomic

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

Favorite thing I’ve seen all day

zsnes

goku get em attitude

pissvortex

innocence

ambergrief

it straight up smells like spiders in here

Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life

zwoelffarben

Actually, it's worse than just what this guy thinks: A lot of the components necessary to make touchscreens work are super heat-sensitive; if your touchscreen phone gets to hot it turns of everything it can to try and cool off because, if those components get too hot, no more touchscreen.

That toaster's got a lifetime of two, maybe three, years of regular use max before it burns its own interface out and all you have is a pile of electronics and plastics that used to be a toaster; for reference, toasters from the fifties and sixties still work.

Furthermore, bread is bread: The maillard reaction which give toast it's toastness is a one-variable function of tempature (technically, it's a two function variable of tempature and time, but tempature is much more important than time). You don't get differnt maillard ractions from an english muffin compared to texas toast. It's the same chemical reaction opperating on fundementally the same stuff.

So, not only is this 350$ toast built to fail, but it's apparent primary feature (the ability to select what type of bread you're toasting) is a complete and utter non-feature shame. It's a toaster.

It's a shit toaster.

Unmaking, still

kumpan Alexandr

System of A Down - Sugar (1998)

Echo & the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

Self-help guru betrays a trust fall to make a point

If my husband wanted a man cave I would say yes and then brick up the doorway while he was still inside. Just like what they did on Barbie's life in the dream house.