crawfishcomic

Forgiveness

capuccinomachine

This almost made me fall off of my bed

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

someone in the wrestledream crowd has an enormous sign that is nothing but a png of a random character from the yakuza ganmes

horses surrounding an incredibly large pile of red tomatoes the sky looks like it is dusk or dawn and the horses eyes glow with an unearthly light as tomato juice drops from their mouths this is a scene of animalistic consumption that reeks of the unnatural such a large quantity of tomatoes should not exist in nature

you get into bed with a guy you just met and you notice a hole in his sheets and mattress and he goes 'oh yeah by the way sometimes when i have a bad dream i unsheath my bed knife and stab the pillow in my sleep' and chuckles a bit shyly and you go okay because now you have more questions than you started with but he also has his hand between your legs so you take your chances and when youre pillowtalking afterwards you ask if maybe you can sleep on the side of the mattress that doesnt have a stab mark and he laughs like youre crazy because 'what if theres an intruder you dont know where i keep my bed knife' which just from the name seems pretty self explanatory and also you saw it when he was pulling at the sheets earlier but anyway you nod and shrug to yourself because its too late to take a bus and you splurged on a fancy iced coffee yesterday so you cant afford an uber and you really carefully arrange yourself so your face neck and chest aren't near the (very deep) stab hole and it takes a bit but you do fall asleep only to get woken up by him tossing and turning and whimpering almost like hes having a bad dream and you start calculating your odds of wrestling a knife away from this guy versus just throwing yourself out of bed and maybe waking up the roommate he mentioned didnt like having overnight guests but then you notice hes struggling with the sheath like really just can not get the snap open and its a little funny a little sad so you take pity on the poor guy and unsnap the sheath and he pulls the knife out and plunges it into the pillow where your head just was and the blade slips into the handle and you realise its only a prop knife and it startles you so much you laugh and wake him up and he blinks up at you so blearily when you ask how he ripped a hole through the mattress if his bed knife is a prop knife and slurs 'thats from when i want to fuck the mattress'

josiahthegreat

We do not deserve Maki Itoh 

theoneofwhomisblue

And they say wrestling is all fake

The Inagaki Animal Hospital is a local veterinary clinic in Niigata, which happens to be the hometown of Rumiko Takahashi. How lucky can you be to get one of the world’s most famous mangaka to design your sign for you? Soichiro and Shampoo make great mascots.

-Rumic World

slavery

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

tradbear

“Honor your father and your mother”

slavery

“Gargle my dick and balls”

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

This would kill a victorian child

me when i see a beaufoful woman

pangur-and-grim

WHO ROLLED THE EGG OFF THE COUNTER?

pangur-and-grim

nevermind it was this one