@jaepride
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2021-04-22 03:52:22
    lunette3002

    OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

    playing-hero

    I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

    almighty-bananapeel

    Too scared to not reblog tbh.

    dyingandlovingit

    Ain’t risking it homies

    deadgirlfasting

    Kinda don’t believe but i need a miracle

    mandy4ever

    I am so bored

    inritum

    reblog and make a wish!


    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

    ryedragon

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

    THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

    The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

    AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

    THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

    displaced-angel

    YOOOOOOO

    I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

    LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

    IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

    doryishness

    holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

    riningear

    I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

    illinicoise

    “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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    spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

    not even risking that shit

    codyslipring

    scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

    ramisonetruelove

    Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

    blckrapunzel

    man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

    modelinterrupted

    I don’t play that shit lol sorry

    badgyal-k

    Sorry everyone

    just-jay25

    If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

    kixgbear

    Shiddd

    queenangelique

    this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

    dominawritesthings

    It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

    glamhoeour

    I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

    LMAOOOO

    venusians

    Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

    tmoney-blog

    😣😣😣

    jaepride

    Nope!

    albertothechihuahua
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    this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

    jaxblade

    ehh what the hell

    jaxblade

    OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

    WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

    jaxblade

    yooooo

    yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

    OH MY GOD

    OH MY F*CKIN GOD

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    THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

    Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

    bluhippy

    I need to believe in the heart of the post…

    perlexnoire

    Oh? Well… *reblag*

    sakuyandere

    i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

    qslay

    I have nothing to lose

    stoicdaydreamer

    my palm was itchin today not riskin it

    astripperstory

    I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

    brownsugargeisha

    It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

    thecrybabbles

    Money dog is my friend

    yeaimcoollikethat

    Money dog is the shit

    anttom2016

    I believe in the money dog😀

    princedhunglow

    I believe in the money 🐶

    cosmic-noir

    Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

    schrodingers-child

    Just woke up 🙌🏿

    totheonedegree

    Pplease😭🙏🏽

    marvelismylife

    Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

    roses-likethis

    can’t not reblog the money dog

    everydayery

    REBLOG HELP ME MONEY DOG

    heavenspeach

    My bank account needs you money dog

    vesblkboi24

    Money dog

    gymboyzuniverse

    Money Dog look out for me…. please!!!

    gaypervn

    Money pup plz bby 💙

    wicked-literature

    Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

    REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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    my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

    I did it in the first try.

    OH YEAH

    watchtheskytonight

    OH MY GOD.

    MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

    JESUS.

    But the lack of notes truly worries me

    aperture-residents

    WORK, DAMNIT!

    troylerseyes

    IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

    wicked-literature

    Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

    REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

    image

    my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

    I did it in the first try.

    OH YEAH

    watchtheskytonight

    OH MY GOD.

    MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

    JESUS.

    But the lack of notes truly worries me

    aperture-residents

    WORK, DAMNIT!

    troylerseyes

    IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

    b-random

    When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

    welcome-to-the-sinners-ball

    God bless drag queens.

    videk

    I will always reblog this

    milesjai

    Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

    sonicghost

    Oh fuck yes.

    jawnn-locked

    If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

    hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm

    Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

    sexual-phan

    God bless drag queen omg

    jaepride

    Amen to Drag Queens

    wicked-literature

    Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

    REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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    my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

    I did it in the first try.

    OH YEAH

    watchtheskytonight

    OH MY GOD.

    MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

    JESUS.

    But the lack of notes truly worries me

    aperture-residents

    WORK, DAMNIT!

    troylerseyes

    IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

    ghdos

    So hiring a white person with a criminal record is more desirable than hiring a Black person without one? Never would’ve guessed…

    shedskinbelight

    this is what we mean when we say ALL white people have white privilege. whether you’re rich, poor, a criminal, uneducated or anything else. a white criminal has a better chance at getting a call back then a black person with no criminal record. shut the fuck up next time you wanna talk to us about privilege. 

    honestly-fckem

    That’s literally fucking nuts, equality huh?

    jaepride

    That's discrimination beyond repair