Elie Champion
Elie Champion
"Hey bro, I just fucked your boyfriend."
that’s a big ass buffet
“Awww fuck! I love looking down at my body and seeing... this!”
“What happens on the porch stays on the porch.”
“It isn’t coffee. It’s tea.”
“It’s okay. Sleep, baby. I know I wore you out last night.”
"Nobody loves me like you do, man. And you."
Gorgeous guys
"As a personal trainer, I only have other bearded dudes as clients. It's just an ethical thing with me."
"Call my feet."
"Don't look at me, look at my muscle."
"No one challenges my masculinity and gets away with it."
"What's the matter, bro? Haven't you ever seen a pair of legs before?"