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    Shoutout to mortals, Y’all make this century interesting

    But also Marrianne if you are still alive, you owe me a gold coin for that bread still. I know it’s been 402 years but I don’t forget.

    Time for a RWBY Theory

    This time it's about the summer maiden and who I think will have the power by the end of the volume

    My current theory is that the Summer maiden is going to be a brand new character who will be a lot more vibrant than the maidens of past, one that is more impulsive and more headfirst approach. However I think she won't have the power forever. Every Maiden in the story has either passed their powers on after being introduced, Fria->Penny->Winter had it stolen Amber->Cinder, or had it recently obtained but by a character we already knew about Raven. So I think that the power of the summer maiden is going to transfer to someone amidst the story and that person is Emerald.

    Here me out on this, all of the powers have been either given to someone in the story already or an established character in the background and Emerald seems like the perfect candidate. She claims the power Cinder says she wants in order to rule over others. She will most likely take the power from the summer maiden as cinder almost defeats her, and then Emerald will be the one to defeat Cinder. The one woman who took her in and was a savior to Emerald almost would then try to kill her for that power and Emerald will have no choice to but to fight back and defeat Cinder herself.

    RWBY Theory for Volume 9 (Volume 8 spoilers duh)

    So as we all saw in the finale of volume 8 Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Jaune and Neo all fell through the world as well as other civilians.

    However the place they ended up in seems, otherworldly so what if they end up meeting the two brother gods in this volume.

    Now I know the brother gods have “Left the world of remnant” as least for the time being however what they have given to the world is still present, what if they gave Team RWBY as well as Jaune and Neo some magic of their own in order to help the fight against Salem to restore the Balance. In order to stop Salem they need to unite the world together when all 4 relics collide so what if they give them powers to help defeat Salem and show the world defeating her can be done. However I feel like in order to gain these powers they would each have to overcome trials as sort of a test to see if they are worthy of holding such power. 

    If this is possible they wouldn’t be referred to as Maidens since the maidens are referred to by the 4 seasons and Jaune isn’t a maiden, but what if they called them the Champions and each of them got a title. Ruby Rose: Champion of the Earth (This due in part to her semblance being akin to roses and her strength being akin to that of the earth)

    Weiss Schnee: Champion of the Ice/Waves- Since her semblance is creating glyphs of ice and creating walls of ice etc. it would seem only fitting to give her the title of Champion of the waves Blake Belladonna- Champion of Shadow/wind- Since Blake is a ninja and the Faunus of a Black Cat it would seem only fitting for her to be the champion of Shadow

    Yang Xiao Long- Champion of Flame- Her fiery rage and fiery semblance make this a natural choice for her and I feel like it would suit her well 

    Jaune Arc- Champion of Life- Since Jaune is a healer and his semblance can restore and boost other’s Auras champion of life seems like a very fitting name for him an his talents

    Neopolitan- Champion of Chaos- Neo is one of the biggest wildcards who will do anything to suit her own desires and interests and so Champion of Chaos seems like a very fitting title for one as crazy and skilled as she is 

    The powers would likely transfer much the same as the maidens do if the powers could transfer at all but I would see it functioning the same way but it could be anyone not just someone of a specific gender

    What thoughts do you guys have on this would love to know!!

    Jaune: *Makes two cups of coffee and brings one to Marrow*

    Marrow: You see this is why I love you, you don't even have to ask if I wanted a cup

    Jaune: You gave me the sad puppy eyes and the pout face when I walked over here and your tail started wagging

    Marrow: Yeah but you knew what that meant *tail still wagging*

    Jaune: *kisses cheek* i know honey

    Jaune: Wait so we are alive still!!!!

    Ruby: Looks that way!

    Blake: So that also means... She is here

    Neo sitting on the beach using her umbrella as a sunshade: *does the slicing of your neck motion to ruby*

    Weiss: This is gonna be so difficult

    Yang: Yeah but at least now that we know we aren't dead we can force Jaune to ask out marrow finally

    Jaune: OH COME ON!!

    Someone later in the story: So let me get this right, none of you are straight? Marrow and Jaune: Cuddling on the couch Weiss and Ruby: holding hands Blake and Yang: Making out in the corner Oscar and Whitley: awkwardly flirting Emerald: Unresolved bi panic with Neo and Mercury Qrow: missing clover harriet and elm: figuring out how to be a couple Robyn and the huntresses: Being gay

    Nora the panromantic: What was your first guess?

    Marrow: Honey I'm Hooome!

    Ruby sitting on the couch: Jaune's at work

    Marrow: Then how did you get in?

    Ruby: You remember that one time I stayed at your house while you were in Vacuou

    Marrow: Yeah?

    Ruby: I got your key copied so I have access here

    Marrow: ......

    Ruby: I also gave one to everyone else

    Weiss coming out of the shower: Hey Marrow welcome home!!

    Jaune: Making dinner

    Marrow: Hope you are making some for everyone

    Jaune: Everyone? I thought it was just gonna be you and me tonight?

    Marrow: Yeah well Harriet was stopping by because she needed something I borrowed from her, Elm was tagging along. Ren and Nora showed up because They thought tonight was game night, Team RWBY is here because Ren and Nora invited them, Oscar and Emerald stopped by because they saw everyone else heading this direction, Meanwhile Winter, Qrow and all of the Happy huntresses called me about 30 minutes ago saying they are in town and wanted to hang out. 

    Jaune:.................

    Marrow:...............

    Jaune: You order the Pizzas, I’ll get our food in the fridge

    Marrow: *Kisses Jaune on the cheek* Thanks your the best!!! (My headcanon is everyone ends up appearing at their house around the same time, if one or two of them show up, they all show up)

    Jaune: *is walking* Marrow who hasn’t seen him all day: “STAY” Marrow: *Hugs Jaune from behind and let’s him go of Stay* Jaune: You know you could just call my name right? Marrow: Yeah but what if you ran away Jaune: I would never *Turns and gives Marrow proper hug*

    Ruby: So you like Marrow right? Jaune: Yes Ruby: And he likes you, yes? Jaune: Also Yes Ruby: and so you two are dating Jaune: Uh-huh Ruby: But does he actually know your name Jaune: Of course he knows my name Marrow: Hey pumpkin, love ya honey Ruby: You know his name right Marrow: Of course I know my boyfriends name! Marrow: Isn’t that right Sweetie

    RWBY Guard Dogs Headcanons (Jaune x Marrow)

    Marrow loves pet names: It’s not that he can’t remember his boyfriend’s name he just chooses not to use it. Pet names are included but not limited to: Knight/Honey/Babe/Darling/Cutie etc. if you have any other good pet names let me know because I think it’s adorable

    Jaune is very bad at flirting with guys, like if you thought he was bad with women it’s even worse with men. He tries to be smooth but ends up failing horribly and then Marrow just flirts back and makes Jaune way embarrassed.

    Marrow is CLINGY, but in the best way possible. Jaune will be like working on some paperwork or something and marrow will come in, pick Jaune up to set him on Marrow’s lap before Jaune can continue working. Sometimes Jaune teasingly starts to run away but it’s not long before Marrow uses his semblance to lock Jaune in place for some cuddles.

    In battle they are 100% in sync, Marrow freezes the enemies while Jaune slashes em down. In case a large grimm is approaching Jaune amplifies Marrows semblance and the rest of the team has a nice and easy time defeating the enemy. 

    Jaune is a huge gift giver, always getting Marrow flowers, or snacks and always bringing that extra cup of coffee wherever they go together.  Speaking of which: CAFE DATES ARE EVERYTHING. These two go to the cafe so much the staff know them both by name. If anyone needs to know where they are it’s always the first place they check.

    Anyone who speaks against Faunus will fear Jaune’s wrath as he loves his partner more than anyone.  Jaune turns to blake for advice and she has no idea how to help him but it’s sweet of her to try anyways. Marrow meanwhile tries to turn to Nora, but Nora just does anything to embarass Jaune.

    People ask me why I ship certain ships so here are my answers to some of these ships. (Also this is my opinion and personal comfort ships so like if y’all don’t like these ships don’t attack me because I won’t fight back :P)

    For the show RWBY
    Guard Dogs (Marrow x Jaune)- I’ve always seen Jaune as a bisexual who is awkward with men but comfortable with women (In relationship terms) and I feel like Marrow is a good counter balance to him. Both always ended up fighting for what was right and they did what they thought would benefit the world in the end and both of them would honestly make a cute couple together

    Rich Farmers (Oscar x Whitley)- This one is mostly just for me internally because I think it would be adorable for whitley to try and impress Oscar with his wealth and intellect meanwhile Oscar is just this farm boi looking for cuddles. It would be way too adorable for me so yeah love that. 

    For
    Fire emblem 

    (M/F Co
    rrin x Silas)- Literally the childhood friends to lovers trope however he literally almost died protecting corrin and then became a knight just to see them again and it warms my heart so much and they are just such a cute couple (Silas is a bi king)

    Ashe x Cyril- Ashe was Cyril’s first friend and ended up becoming the one that Cyril depended on for support when it came to the worst of it. Cyril has always been blunt and honest and not afraid to speak his mind, but Ashe was the only one who not only persisted enough to break down that hard exterior but used it as a force to become friends with him. These two would make such a nice wholesome couple and noone can tell me otherwise

    johnnygameshow

    I’ve been watching Pokemon Journeys and everyone has been hating on Goh but like, here is my callout post: I don’t usually get heated about people’s opinion but the whole thing about him effortlessly catching every pokemon. Look at the pokemon he has caught so far and ask yourself when you played the game how easy it was to catch those pokemon. Most pokemon he has caught have been ones easily caught and captured in a pokeball in the games. I get the Suicune and Flygon debates. However you also have to look at Suicune’s perspective and how it literally wanted to be captured by Goh, so it wouldn’t be captured by some jerk poachers who just want to sell it. Goh even wanted to release the Suicune, Knowing he shouldn’t have been able to keep it and Suicune literally stopped him from releasing it. People seem to forget that for a lot of pokemon in the anime, they also have a say in when they are caught unless have been defeated. Not only that but the hypocrisy starts to show for me. Everyone has been complaining about Goh getting episodes focusing on him, when literally those same people are the ones who complain about Ash being the main character for over 20 years. I just feel like people are overattacking his character when the literal slogan of pokemon is “Gotta catch em all”. What bugs me the most is that literally noone would be complaining if Goh was a female. I almost guarentee that noone would be upset if Goh was a female and instead would be raving and getting all excited about the captures of Suicune and Flygon. I love Goh’s character and I don’t usually talk about my opinion’s like this but I strongly believe this one

    mysticaldeparture

    I completely agree with this, I just don’t see why people are attacking him, for example, in the Zaptos episode there were a bunch of people just crying out about it even though Goh didn’t catch it, It seems like people are forgetting that he is a protagonist to, they are the people crying out about the fact there was a single episode about him, without Satoshi in, a single episode out of over 1100, Goh is a well written character with amazing development and I don’t understand why people can’t see that

    johnnygameshow

    That doesn’t even include the people being homophobic about the ship with Ash/satoshi. I literally see people say so much shit about the ship and attacking Goh’s character when at least to me he is very queer coded. I guarantee people would 100% ship it, maybe even more then Serena if Goh was a female. It just pisses me off so much

    I’ve been watching Pokemon Journeys and everyone has been hating on Goh but like, here is my callout post: I don’t usually get heated about people’s opinion but the whole thing about him effortlessly catching every pokemon. Look at the pokemon he has caught so far and ask yourself when you played the game how easy it was to catch those pokemon. Most pokemon he has caught have been ones easily caught and captured in a pokeball in the games. I get the Suicune and Flygon debates. However you also have to look at Suicune’s perspective and how it literally wanted to be captured by Goh, so it wouldn’t be captured by some jerk poachers who just want to sell it. Goh even wanted to release the Suicune, Knowing he shouldn’t have been able to keep it and Suicune literally stopped him from releasing it. People seem to forget that for a lot of pokemon in the anime, they also have a say in when they are caught unless have been defeated. Not only that but the hypocrisy starts to show for me. Everyone has been complaining about Goh getting episodes focusing on him, when literally those same people are the ones who complain about Ash being the main character for over 20 years. I just feel like people are overattacking his character when the literal slogan of pokemon is “Gotta catch em all”. What bugs me the most is that literally noone would be complaining if Goh was a female. I almost guarentee that noone would be upset if Goh was a female and instead would be raving and getting all excited about the captures of Suicune and Flygon. I love Goh’s character and I don’t usually talk about my opinion’s like this but I strongly believe this one

    tiptapricot

    New fanfic trope:

    Comfort/Hurt—The story starts off with fluff and happiness and ends with something horrible

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    New Fanfic trope:

    Break-it - Canon is fine but I wanna just break the characters and story

    tiptapricot

    New fanfic trope:

    There were exactly enough beds actually

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    New Fanfic Trope:

    Fake Divorce because I'm getting tired of your in-laws Jessica

    tiptapricot

    New Fanfic Trope:

    Mutual Loathing—Both people want as little to do with each other as humanly possible

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    New Fanfic Trope:

    Enteral Enemy- You're born with the name of the person you'll throw hands with the rest of your life on your wrist

    wonderlandleighleigh

    I’m butting in.

    New Fanfic Trope: 

    Repulsion Pollen - Both protagonists are hit with a pollen that makes them ill when they get too close to each other. If they touch each other, they’ll die.

    tiptapricot

    New Fanfic Trope:

    N/H/P Dynamics— The ever so sexy Normal Human Person dynamics

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    New Fanfic Trope:

    Car Shop Au- You keep fucking up your car to see me at the shop please stop.

    creatoriginsane

    Fake Soulmate AU - we’re tired of waiting, so might as well

    johnnygameshow

    New Fanfic Trope:

    the same as every other fanfic but every chapter now has 30% more bees