moonbroth

lbr i’ll probably marry someone i met on tumblr ………

decaflesbian

Hi :) I’m reblogging this post of yours dating from 2015. I scheduled a reblog of it to post today, September 30th, 2023, because it is the day you marry me, someone you met on tumblr not long after making this post. I cant wait to become your wife later today when we go to the courthouse in san francisco. I cant wait to celebrate our love with all our friends and family afterwards in our town. I cant wait to dance with you and hold you close and read my vows to you, and make sure you know how much you mean to me, nearly 8 years later. I hope today, when we do all of these things, you feel like the most special and cherished woman on earth because you are my world and my whole heart. So. I guess what I want to say at the end of the day is….thanks for the follow ;)

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

maybe he hurts every woman that comes into his life because he should be stoned to death and killed and stabbed and beaten and shot and drowned and

do i draw shayera to kendrick/abba lyrics or diana dyking it up. what do we feel tonight tumblr

The seven birds throughout the years

I don’t have a dick but I do think with it

sonic06apologist

Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days

lyssatbqh

only one way to fix this

sonic06apologist

By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?

lyssatbqh

why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

despite it all im glad i get to live in a world with weird faggots. at least we have each other.

Daniel Warren Johnson - Wonder Woman: Dead Earth (2020)

Beyond absolute fave right now

Dykes n their cars by Chloe Sherman

POV you're a hoard of monsters in Castle Ravenloft and you see this gay little fucker walk in

(played the Castle Ravenloft board game today and my Eladrin Wizard one-shotted the whole room of bosses lmao)

silkwhim

4 dabloons

silkwhim

4 dabloons

silkwhim

4 dabloons

silkwhim

4 dabloons

My oil painting of the Taco Bell Crunch Wrap