Literally what happened
Beyoncé:*tells everyone that jay z cheated in Lemonade*
Everyone:*ignores it*
Jay z: *Says that he cheated*
Everyone: WHAT I DIDNT KNOW OMG HOW DARE HE, I WONDER IF BEYONCÉ KNOWS
Literally what happened
Beyoncé:*tells everyone that jay z cheated in Lemonade*
Everyone:*ignores it*
Jay z: *Says that he cheated*
Everyone: WHAT I DIDNT KNOW OMG HOW DARE HE, I WONDER IF BEYONCÉ KNOWS
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
Transition 👰🏽😈
Beyonce 2000: Question! Tell me what you think about me?
Beyonce 2016: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM???
me: i should message my mutuals, i want them to know i want to be friends
me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint
My niece is clownin my workout playlist.
TDUBZ: You can't workout listening to this! You need some ratchet booty shakin music to get your blood pumpin.
Me: LIES! Besides, I'm committed to dropping these pounds so we can have a kidlet. Why not workout to some 90s R&B babymakin music?
Us: #logic
Why I don't like talking
Other People: you should talk more!
Me: *tries to talk*
-gets ignored
-gets interrupted
-gets talked over
-no one pays attention
-no one cares
HOW LONG CAN YOUR SIGN HOLD A GRUDGE?
Aries: 24 Hours tops
Taurus: Until they die. Maybe not even then.
Gemini: Give it 30 seconds
Cancer: Years
Leo: Until the end of time
Virgo: Couple of months
Libra: .02 seconds unless you really fucked up
Scorpio: All of eternity
Sagittarius: Two days
Capricorn: Don't even bother apologizing
Aquarius: A year
Pisces: 2 months maybe
Me: *under my breath* Pull up in the monsta automobile gangsta -
Every Black Girl Within a Five Mile Radius: *bursts through the windows* WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA, YEAH I'M IN THAT TONKA COLOR A WILLY WONKA! YOU COULD BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER! OK FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'LL EATCHA BRAINS! THEN IMMA START ROCKING GOLD TEETH AND FANGS! CAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA DO! HAIRDRESSER FROM MILAN; THAT'S THE MONSTER DO! MONSTER GIUSEPPE HEEL; THAT'S THE MONSTER SHOE! YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTER AND THE MONSTER CREW! AND I'M ALL UP, ALL UP, ALL UO IN THE BANK WITH THE FUNNY FACE! AND IF I'M FAKE, I AIN'T NOTICE CAUSE MY MONEY AIN'T! So let me get this straight, wait, I'M the rookie? But my features and my shows ten times ya pay? 50k for a verse: NO ALBUM OUT! YEAH, MY MONEY'S SO TALL THAT MY BARBIES GOTTA CLIMB IT, HOTTER THAN A MIDDLE EASTERN CLIMATE, FIND IT! TONY MATTERHORN, DUTTY WINE IT, WINE IT! NICKI ON THEM TITTIES WHEN I SIGN IIIIT! BECAUSE THESE NIGGAS SO ONE TRACK MINDEEEED! But really, really I don't give a f-u-c-k! "Forget Barbie, FUCK Nicki, she's fake! She on a diet -" BUT MY POCKETS EATING CHEESECAKE! And I'll say Bride of Chucky is child's play. Just killed another career; it's a mild day. Besides Ye, they can't stand beside me! I think me, you, and Am should ménage Friday! P-P-P-PINK WIG, THICK ASS, GIVE EM WHIPLASH! I THINK BIG, GET CASH, MAKE EM BLINK FAST! N-N-NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAW, THIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA!
Me: Thank you my sisters. You always hear me when I call.
how to stop time: kiss
how to travel in time: read
how to escape time: music
how to feel time: write
how to waste time: social media
People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.
me: iggy hun give us a freestyle
iggy: okay yo
iggy: I wrote this myself
iggy: it's about where I come from, the streets, y'know, the struggles I faced
iggy: aight so
iggy: in west philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days
Don't...just don't.
"Them": Your hair's so curly. What are you mixed with?
Me: Anger, sarcasm, and Jose Cuervo.
a comment i saw in the comment section of worldstarhiphop
whites smoking weed: hippies
blacks smoking weed: thugs
whites on welfare: poor
blacks on welfare: lazy
girls gone wild: good ol college days
black woman twerkin: whore
whites cant find a job: bad economy
blacks cant find a job: dependent
white country bombing brown countries: democracy
september 11: terrorism
whites torch cop cars and destroy property after baseball games: rowdy
blacks torch cop cars and destroy property after a cop gets away with murder: savages
white people in corporate positions of power: hard work
black people in corporate positions of power: affirmative action
Better?
Him: white wine doesn't pair with everything. You can't-
Me: Listen here, loser---
Mom(on speakerphone): Stop calling him a loser. You're going to give him a complex.
Me: Listen here asshole
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*
*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
true as fuck zodiac - prominent features
aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
Can you really see hell in our eyes? Lol. Is that what that twinkle is?
normal person: sings lyrics
me: sings lyrics
:sings backup vocals
:sings guitar riffs
:air-drums entire song
:headbangs
Sam: what would I do without you?
Jessica: crash and burn
Me: for 9 damn seasons! Nine!
So helpful
Me: I'm so stressed. I just really need a good cry.
Him: umm, do you want to want to go see The Fault In Our Stars again?