Literally what happened

Beyoncé:*tells everyone that jay z cheated in Lemonade*

Everyone:*ignores it*

Jay z: *Says that he cheated*

Everyone: WHAT I DIDNT KNOW OMG HOW DARE HE, I WONDER IF BEYONCÉ KNOWS

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

Transition 👰🏽😈

Beyonce 2000: Question! Tell me what you think about me?

Beyonce 2016: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM???

me: i should message my mutuals, i want them to know i want to be friends

me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint

My niece is clownin my workout playlist.

TDUBZ: You can't workout listening to this! You need some ratchet booty shakin music to get your blood pumpin.

Me: LIES! Besides, I'm committed to dropping these pounds so we can have a kidlet. Why not workout to some 90s R&B babymakin music?

Us: #logic

Why I don't like talking

Other People: you should talk more!

Me: *tries to talk*

-gets ignored

-gets interrupted

-gets talked over

-no one pays attention

-no one cares

HOW LONG CAN YOUR SIGN HOLD A GRUDGE?

Aries: 24 Hours tops

Taurus: Until they die. Maybe not even then.

Gemini: Give it 30 seconds

Cancer: Years

Leo: Until the end of time

Virgo: Couple of months

Libra: .02 seconds unless you really fucked up

Scorpio: All of eternity

Sagittarius: Two days

Capricorn: Don't even bother apologizing

Aquarius: A year

Pisces: 2 months maybe

Me: *under my breath* Pull up in the monsta automobile gangsta -

Every Black Girl Within a Five Mile Radius: *bursts through the windows* WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA, YEAH I'M IN THAT TONKA COLOR A WILLY WONKA! YOU COULD BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER! OK FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'LL EATCHA BRAINS! THEN IMMA START ROCKING GOLD TEETH AND FANGS! CAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA DO! HAIRDRESSER FROM MILAN; THAT'S THE MONSTER DO! MONSTER GIUSEPPE HEEL; THAT'S THE MONSTER SHOE! YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTER AND THE MONSTER CREW! AND I'M ALL UP, ALL UP, ALL UO IN THE BANK WITH THE FUNNY FACE! AND IF I'M FAKE, I AIN'T NOTICE CAUSE MY MONEY AIN'T! So let me get this straight, wait, I'M the rookie? But my features and my shows ten times ya pay? 50k for a verse: NO ALBUM OUT! YEAH, MY MONEY'S SO TALL THAT MY BARBIES GOTTA CLIMB IT, HOTTER THAN A MIDDLE EASTERN CLIMATE, FIND IT! TONY MATTERHORN, DUTTY WINE IT, WINE IT! NICKI ON THEM TITTIES WHEN I SIGN IIIIT! BECAUSE THESE NIGGAS SO ONE TRACK MINDEEEED! But really, really I don't give a f-u-c-k! "Forget Barbie, FUCK Nicki, she's fake! She on a diet -" BUT MY POCKETS EATING CHEESECAKE! And I'll say Bride of Chucky is child's play. Just killed another career; it's a mild day. Besides Ye, they can't stand beside me! I think me, you, and Am should ménage Friday! P-P-P-PINK WIG, THICK ASS, GIVE EM WHIPLASH! I THINK BIG, GET CASH, MAKE EM BLINK FAST! N-N-NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAW, THIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA!

Me: Thank you my sisters. You always hear me when I call.

how to stop time: kiss

how to travel in time: read

how to escape time: music

how to feel time: write

how to waste time: social media

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing

Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself

--

Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party

Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea

Romeo: *kisses her anyway*

Juliet: That was dumb of you

--

Romeo: We should get married right now

Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?

Romeo: Like tomorrow?

Juliet: Sure, fine.

--

Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

Romeo: Right.

Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

--

Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.

Romeo: *immediately kills himself*

Juliet: For fucks sake.

me: iggy hun give us a freestyle

iggy: okay yo

iggy: I wrote this myself

iggy: it's about where I come from, the streets, y'know, the struggles I faced

iggy: aight so

iggy: in west philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days

Don't...just don't.

"Them": Your hair's so curly. What are you mixed with?

Me: Anger, sarcasm, and Jose Cuervo.

a comment i saw in the comment section of worldstarhiphop

whites smoking weed: hippies

blacks smoking weed: thugs

whites on welfare: poor

blacks on welfare: lazy

girls gone wild: good ol college days

black woman twerkin: whore

whites cant find a job: bad economy

blacks cant find a job: dependent

white country bombing brown countries: democracy

september 11: terrorism

whites torch cop cars and destroy property after baseball games: rowdy

blacks torch cop cars and destroy property after a cop gets away with murder: savages

white people in corporate positions of power: hard work

black people in corporate positions of power: affirmative action

Better?

Him: white wine doesn't pair with everything. You can't-

Me: Listen here, loser---

Mom(on speakerphone): Stop calling him a loser. You're going to give him a complex.

Me: Listen here asshole

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY

Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY

Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE

Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.

Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL

Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF

Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH

Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*

*watches a movie*

*sees a dog*

me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time

taurus: they are fucking nerds.

gemini: defo the random outbursts

cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.

leo: they're about 4'9"

virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all

libra: weird ass laugh

scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes

sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor

capricorn: creepy fucking smile

aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe

pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

Can you really see hell in our eyes? Lol. Is that what that twinkle is?

normal person: sings lyrics

me: sings lyrics

:sings backup vocals

:sings guitar riffs

:air-drums entire song

:headbangs

Sam: what would I do without you?

Jessica: crash and burn

Me: for 9 damn seasons! Nine!

So helpful

Me: I'm so stressed. I just really need a good cry.

Him: umm, do you want to want to go see The Fault In Our Stars again?