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    The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

    Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

    Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

    LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

    Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

    Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

    Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

    Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

    Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

    Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

    Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

    Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

    UK Helplines:

    Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

    Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

    Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

    Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

    b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

    b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

    Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

    Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

    Drinkline: 0800 9178282

    Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

    Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

    India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

    India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

    Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

    suicide hotlines;

    Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

    Australia: 13-11-14

    Austria: 01-713-3374

    Barbados: 429-9999

    Belgium: 106

    Botswana: 391-1270

    Brazil: 21-233-9191

    China: 852-2382-0000

    (Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

    Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

    Croatia: 01-4833-888

    Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

    Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

    Denmark: 70-201-201

    Egypt: 762-1602

    Estonia: 6-558-088

    Finland: 040-5032199

    France: 01-45-39-4000

    Germany: 0800-181-0721

    Greece: 1018

    Guatemala: 502-234-1239

    Holland: 0900-0767

    Honduras: 504-237-3623

    Hungary: 06-80-820-111

    Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

    Israel: 09-8892333

    Italy: 06-705-4444

    Japan: 3-5286-9090

    Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

    Malaysia: 03-756-8144

    (Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

    Mexico: 525-510-2550

    Netherlands: 0900-0767

    New Zealand: 4-473-9739

    New Guinea: 675-326-0011

    Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

    Norway: 47-815-33-300

    Philippines: 02-896-9191

    Poland: 52-70-000

    Portugal: 239-72-10-10

    Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

    Spain: 91-459-00-50

    South Africa: 0861-322-322

    South Korea: 2-715-8600

    Sweden: 031-711-2400

    Switzerland: 143

    Taiwan: 0800-788-995

    Thailand: 02-249-9977

    Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

    Ukraine: 0487-327715

    My niece is clownin my workout playlist.

    TDUBZ: You can't workout listening to this! You need some ratchet booty shakin music to get your blood pumpin.

    Me: LIES! Besides, I'm committed to dropping these pounds so we can have a kidlet. Why not workout to some 90s R&B babymakin music?

    Us: #logic

    Me: *under my breath* Pull up in the monsta automobile gangsta -

    Every Black Girl Within a Five Mile Radius: *bursts through the windows* WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA, YEAH I'M IN THAT TONKA COLOR A WILLY WONKA! YOU COULD BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER! OK FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'LL EATCHA BRAINS! THEN IMMA START ROCKING GOLD TEETH AND FANGS! CAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA DO! HAIRDRESSER FROM MILAN; THAT'S THE MONSTER DO! MONSTER GIUSEPPE HEEL; THAT'S THE MONSTER SHOE! YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTER AND THE MONSTER CREW! AND I'M ALL UP, ALL UP, ALL UO IN THE BANK WITH THE FUNNY FACE! AND IF I'M FAKE, I AIN'T NOTICE CAUSE MY MONEY AIN'T! So let me get this straight, wait, I'M the rookie? But my features and my shows ten times ya pay? 50k for a verse: NO ALBUM OUT! YEAH, MY MONEY'S SO TALL THAT MY BARBIES GOTTA CLIMB IT, HOTTER THAN A MIDDLE EASTERN CLIMATE, FIND IT! TONY MATTERHORN, DUTTY WINE IT, WINE IT! NICKI ON THEM TITTIES WHEN I SIGN IIIIT! BECAUSE THESE NIGGAS SO ONE TRACK MINDEEEED! But really, really I don't give a f-u-c-k! "Forget Barbie, FUCK Nicki, she's fake! She on a diet -" BUT MY POCKETS EATING CHEESECAKE! And I'll say Bride of Chucky is child's play. Just killed another career; it's a mild day. Besides Ye, they can't stand beside me! I think me, you, and Am should ménage Friday! P-P-P-PINK WIG, THICK ASS, GIVE EM WHIPLASH! I THINK BIG, GET CASH, MAKE EM BLINK FAST! N-N-NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAW, THIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA!

    Me: Thank you my sisters. You always hear me when I call.

    People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

    Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing

    Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself

    --

    Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party

    Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea

    Romeo: *kisses her anyway*

    Juliet: That was dumb of you

    --

    Romeo: We should get married right now

    Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?

    Romeo: Like tomorrow?

    Juliet: Sure, fine.

    --

    Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

    Romeo: Right.

    Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

    --

    Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.

    Romeo: *immediately kills himself*

    Juliet: For fucks sake.

    a comment i saw in the comment section of worldstarhiphop

    whites smoking weed: hippies

    blacks smoking weed: thugs

    whites on welfare: poor

    blacks on welfare: lazy

    girls gone wild: good ol college days

    black woman twerkin: whore

    whites cant find a job: bad economy

    blacks cant find a job: dependent

    white country bombing brown countries: democracy

    september 11: terrorism

    whites torch cop cars and destroy property after baseball games: rowdy

    blacks torch cop cars and destroy property after a cop gets away with murder: savages

    white people in corporate positions of power: hard work

    black people in corporate positions of power: affirmative action

    Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY

    Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY

    Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE

    Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.

    Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL

    Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF

    Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH

    Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*

    true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

    aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time

    taurus: they are fucking nerds.

    gemini: defo the random outbursts

    cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.

    leo: they're about 4'9"

    virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all

    libra: weird ass laugh

    scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes

    sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor

    capricorn: creepy fucking smile

    aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe

    pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

    Can you really see hell in our eyes? Lol. Is that what that twinkle is?