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Dot | 20 | Ace/Aro [They/Them] | Icon: walliscolours

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2020-07-12 01:29:07

    *goes to england*

    me: excuse me, what time is it?

    brit: time wots that m8?

    *big ben chimes*

    everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

    brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

    oi right we dont fuckin hav big Ben in every fuckinn town m8 r u fuckin dense you lousy twat we just hav a priori inbuilt knowing when tea time is and work backwards from there you rancid steaming nonce