Hi! This is the anon that asked about humping... i've taken your advice and created a list. I only have 4 items on it and am starting today! If you or your followers have any suggestions on fun things to hump, or ways to make it more difficult, let me know🙈
Are you sure?
Maybe we should have a game.
Click here to spin the Humpslut Helper! Here are the rules:The game ends when you cum from humping the object chosen for you.The game starts with your first spin.No masturbation allowed other than humping the one object you spin.You’ll need to keep a list of spin results, and a “no touch days” number.If you accidentally refresh the wheel mid-game, you have my mock-sympathy. 😉
When you want to hump something:
1: If just starting, your previous spin was “NO TOUCH”, or you haven’t spun the wheel in the last 48 hours, you get a bit of mercy:clear your list of spaces to only spaces you’ve already humped to orgasm (empty if this is your first time)Your “no touch days” number is 1.
2: Spin the wheel!
3: If “REFRESH” then refresh the page, resetting the wheel. (Don’t add “REFRESH” to your list.)
4: If “NO TOUCH” then you are immediately on no-touch for the length of your “no touch days” number. If “1” then you are simply on no-touch until the beginning of the next day. Refresh the wheel. No wheel spins until your no touch days are completed.
5: If it’s a space that’s not on your list,Add the space to your listImmediately hump that object for as long as you wish. If you can’t or choose not to, that’s fine.If you cum from it, congratulations! Game over!Otherwise, once you stop (or opt not to start) you are on no-touch until you spin again.
6: If the space is on your list,You are not allowed to hump it.Increase your “no touch days” number by one.Refresh the wheel.
7: Return to “when you want to hump something” when you’re ready.
Beware. Once your “no-touch days” number gets to 3, it might be best to not spin for 48 hours no matter how much you might ache but, evilly, it’s left for you to decide. Dare you risk it for just one more spin?
There are a few objects on the wheel that you might not have access to. This is intentional. 😈