@lolcat47
Lolcat47

Ok just to let you know, I am fandom trash. I made this account for stupid crap. Plus I rarely do anything

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2022-01-21 21:47:25
    mrspider

    i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED

    fullmetalwindbreaker

    ok but did you put your fucking h*gwarts house in your online class discussion forum introduction

    mrspider

    absolutely not i have taste what i DID say for my interesting fact was that i have 999:59 hours in my copy of pokemon heartgold

    fullmetalwindbreaker

    ok ok i understand. this professor is just dunking on harry potter right out the gate unprompted

    roach-works

    he’s right tho

    janiedean

    i found this while looking for a post and honestly this dude was mood years ago

    gale-gentlepenguin

    Im genuinely curious on what my typing would be now

    wereralph

    after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

    smatter

    your WHAT

    wereralph

    My

    Werewolf Boyfriend

    angelgurlhearts-2

    I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

    plutoniumbombs

    So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

    wereralph

    Watermelon

    omigawdmatt

    Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

    rattmice

    I’m sorry what

    wereralph

    i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

    bananapeelchunk

    hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

    eyajii

    I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

    thelimeadecat

    WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

    narutoskneecaps

    OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

    pocketdictator

    THE HORNY WHAT?????

    spookous

    Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

    self-loathsome

    THE WHAT?!

    spookous

    THIS ONE

    baconis42

    I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

    4me2gay0

    personally i’m at 96%

    midnight-spectrum-again

    This post keeps getting worse

    wintre-daemon-berserker

    I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

    carthages-finest

    For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

    midnight-spectrum-again

    But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

    sovereignant

    Ahem.

    The what?

    sovereignant

    No. Canceled.

    the-peculiar-bi-tch

    I

    Just

    What the fuck do I do with this information now

    smegbertmarbles

    GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

    wereralph

    You sure that’s me?

    image

    Like are you sure that’s me??

    graceiscringylmao

    I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

    ruimtetijd

    Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

    wereralph

    its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

    sodomymcscurvylegs

    Me every time wereralph posts

    systlin

    People paid Actual Money for this website

    triflesandparsnips

    The Wolf Master (nsfw)

    katlikethesword

    The end of an era

    angstycatthatlikestea

    i miss wereralph :(

    were-ralph

    pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

    world-heritage-posts

    world heritage post

    inritum

    reblog and make a wish!


    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

    ryedragon

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

    THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

    The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

    AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

    THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

    displaced-angel

    YOOOOOOO

    I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

    LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

    IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

    doryishness

    holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

    riningear

    I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

    spoopy-len-in-a-dress

    SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

    themixedbagofspooky

    WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

    highonvodka

    ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

    2spookysamy

    THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

    GUYS.

    HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

    20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

    GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

    juststrokemyglabella

    I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

    crotchkat-vantass

    OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

    littlewalkonthewildside

    i reblog this everytime it’s on my dash ❤️

    white-moons-and-black-lace

    THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT. MAKE A WISH EVERY FUCKING TIME

    superwholockianfamily

    few months ago i wished for a cat… and my dad got me a black kitten 2 days later. TWO DAYS. and i love my Loki the most ….

    5sosexytime

    i wish that i could one day meet my best friend on saturday aND SHE BOOKED THE DATE TO FLY DOWN AND STAY WITH US ON TUESDAY

    itsabigworldtoalittlegirl

    I really want a dwarf hamster. I’ve wanted one for so long {I mean daddy has one named Jeffrey but he only lives at his house so I don’t see him much} I really want my own!

    sassysugarnyc

    really needed this

    manhattan-sugar

    worth a shot

    indiansugarbaby

    Okat this is back. I’m gonna make better use of it this time.

    glitterbabykitten

    I wish I wish I wish ✨

    thecurvyshade

    Make a wish…♡♡♡

    pmseymourva

    Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

    roseverdict

    So it's settled? When November 2 rolls around, we're all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

    kazooyah

    no we're gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

    xxtc-96xx

    Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

    geekinglikeaboss

    gods i fucking cried

    twerkstallion

    This part stood out to me especially

    athena1138

    This is really important, especially now during the holidays. You owe nothing to nobody if they make you uncomfortable.

    simonalkenmayer

    You’re always allowed to leave.

    vodkassassin

    This is really comforting to read and I’m going to need to like, write this down a few times out to memorize it because this isn’t something I want to let myself forget

    bubsgirl291

    This is so important.

    gjalleon

    the more i think about mcu spider-man the more i don’t like mcu spider-man

    deltasylvania

    like mcu twink peter will never have the depth of our friendly neighborhood spider-man. literally any time they try and make spider-man super cool with access to a ton of sick tech and everything i start to really lose interest. the appeal of spider-man to me is that he’s like just some guy who happens to have super powers. like you could just hang out with this dude. the “bigger” they make him the more he loses that.

    deltasylvania

    actually i’m gonna elaborate on this further because spider-verse did this but they did it well and with purpose.

    the peter from miles’ dimension was super over the top, kinda larger than life. as pointed out by peter b. several times. however unlike other times they’ve done this it wasn’t just to try and make spider-man look cool, it was all a part of miles’ narrative. miles was given huge shoes to fill and they used this as a tool to portray how small miles felt compared to peter.

    but the difference between miles and mcu peter is that miles didn’t need any of that to become the spider-man he is today. one of his main role models in the film is peter b. who’s broke and off his game, but still manages to do amazing things.

    that’s the appeal of spider-man. is that anyone can make a difference, no matter where you’re at in your life you can still be incredible.

    oceansalliteration

    Good comment via the person I reblogged from.

    traincat

    I think it’s interesting that the scene from the end of The Amazing Spider-Man with the eggs is being put forward as the pinnacle of Spider-Man cinema – and I agree, for the record – because I don’t think people know how hard that scene got dragged when Homecoming was released. I’m fairly sure one of Homecoming’s six screenwriters said something negative about it, although I can’t currently find the article where I saw it, but if you check out this review of Spider-Man Homecoming you’ll see something along the same lines: “No one wants to watch May chide Peter for forgetting the eggs when there’s way more interesting superhero stuff to get to.”

    Right, except I do, because the eggs in The Amazing Spider-Man were always there to remind the audience that Peter’s great responsibility exists outside of his identity as Spider-Man as well as within it – he has a responsibility to his aunt! Even over something as simple as bringing home the eggs he’d previously forgotten to get! It’s meaningful because it shows us that responsibility is a multi-layered, multifaceted aspect of both Peter Parker and Spider-Man and something that is baked into the character, not just the costume. That he shows up beaten to hell, having played a large part in keeping New York from becoming lizard people, with his girlfriend’s father’s blood probably still on him, and that he pulls the world’s most busted package of like 100% broken eggs out of his backpack because he promised his aunt he would pick up eggs and that she embraces him is so important! And it got mercilessly dragged as not being exciting or cool enough! Not being enough of a superhero scene! TASM’s Aunt May of the absolutely incredible “You’re my boy and I won’t hurt you” scene got called dowdy and not fun and pathetic because she was “just waiting at home for the eggs”! And it drove me absolutely crazy! Justice for Peter treating May like she’s his mom and the most important person in the world to him and knowing he has a responsibility to her! Justice for the little humanizing elements that make Spider-Man ultimately a relatable story! Justice for the eggs scene!

    astraldreadnought

    One of the larger than life things that MCU Spider-Man badly remade is Peter’s identity getting revealed.

    This was one of the best scenes in the movie’s franchise history:

    Peter passes out after stopping the train and saving everyone in it, and gets carried by the passengers inside.

    The juxtaposition of the superhero being saved by the people he almost died to help and repaying his kindness with a promise that his secret is safe. That’s the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man the MCU could never conceive.