Laura. 24. Geek. American. University Graduate; Major: Biology, Minors: Genetics and Biomanufacturing. What I want to do with my life: No idea. Fandoms: See about me.

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2020-07-10 02:08:16

    An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

    The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

    Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.


    my hand slipped


    will reblog until this becomes an actual show


    certified iconic post

    date of origin: 19th of february, 2014

    amount donated to fundraiser: $5899

    As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.

    Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.

    PE didnt do jack shit, they just said "go run a mile" so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I'm amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.

    I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.

    Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

    Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Why are we like this….


    the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind

    <>Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.

    <>Humans: oh my god this burns so good

    <>Peppers: wut

    <>poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER

    <>humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what

    <>tobacco: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.

    <>humans holding matches: my, my, what do we have here?

    <>Mint:Stay off me bugs or I’ll poison you!

    <>Humans: Yeah I’m gonna need to put this poison in my dessert and mix it with chocolate. 

    <>Aliens Studying the Planet:

    The fact I didn’t know half of these are poisons says A LOT.


    Plants: *evolve defenses to dissuade from being eaten*


    how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on


    ….as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

    the hills are alive with all the fucks i give on select topics

    Bumi just deciding that Omashu should have a king and that it should be him is all well and good fun, dont get me wrong, but it is absolutely plausible and historically precedented that the earth kingdom was a continent comprised of a series of independent city states each with their own ruler and that unification of the earth kingdom continent only happened recently and that the kingdom is so big that many areas retained their king and a high degree of autonomy even as they levied taxes to "the earth king" and that's before a warring enemy nation invaded and set fire to their infrastructure

    Honestly I assumed there were multiple earth kingdoms at first, and after finding out there was one dude who was THE earth king my brain switched tracks to "ba sing se was in charge 500 years ago and claims they're still in charge now even though most of the continent went independent generations ago"

    Straight people blink twice if you need queer intervention

    ^Really good to know.