I Love Your Wife!
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2018-12-20 02:48:20


    1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

    2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

    3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.

    4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

    5. Request the late check-out.

    6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

    7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

    8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

    9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…

    10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

    11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

    12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

    13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

    14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.

    15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

    16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

    17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

    18. Never turn down a breath mint.

    19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

    20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

    21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.

    22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

    23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

    24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

    25. Manners maketh the man.

    26. Give credit. Take the blame.

    27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

    28. Write down your dreams.

    29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).

    30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

    31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!

    These should apply to everyone. Regardless of age, race (nationality), sex, political affiliation, financial status, religious beliefs or location. Be the best person that you can be.


    Yup.. this 👆

    All our content is now on PornHub - click here and follow us!

    - we’ll give MeWe a try, many more cool features than tumblr - find us there

    - sharesome looks also interesting - follow us there!

    - Follow us on twitter

    - visit and bookmark our private blog YummyCouple.com - there are links to other networks and content
    Do it now! Even if tumblr is only blurring and hiding stuff, it’s getting more and more boring here…

    See you! xoxo YummyCouple



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    So last night whilst sat with my parents and boyfriend my phone rang, seems people can call you through MeWe. A random person I don’t know or have never chatted to decided he wanted to call me. This isn’t good! As bloggers we appreciate the anonymity of our private lives. I’ve deleted my account and suggest you do the same. Go to My Account and you’ll see delete. Daddy looked and there is NO way to disable that function.

    Sticking with bdmslr!





    Ok, so Tumblr shut down adult content. Bummer. We’ve been posting nude redhead and ginger women here for about 5 years. That’s a lot of pics. In fact, we’ve got roughly 45,000 images. So we’re going to post them at our new site until some other company shuts us down. Every day expect 40 or 50 from the archive to show up. Have fun. Ok, so Tumblr shut down adult content. Bummer. I’ve been posting nude redhead and ginger women there for about 5 years. That’s a lot of pics. In fact, I’ve got roughly 45,000 images. But I’m going to post them on the redgrins.com until some other company shuts me down. Every day expect 40 or 50 from the archive to show up. Have fun.

    Here are the places where the most activity will happen:

    This is our new custom site where we’ll do most of the updating.

    Here’s our Twitter account. Maybe a bit less content frequency. Who knows?

    Haven’t really explored this platform yet, but looks promising.

    At any rate, thanks for following Redgrins for so long. I hope the 40,000 of you visit us in our new places.


    My new home after the Tumblr apocalypse: https://married-to-a-redhead.bdsmlr.com/


    I’ll be signing out and logging off in protest by the end of the day. I have an Instagram, more focused on community for and around the springs than just images, and will be focusing on that. I wish this was not happening. But now I’m seeing posts not just “flagged” but labeled with more finality as visible only to me now. 

    I have tried to archive the blog at Wordpress. But the import keeps failing as for so many others. So only about 25% of the blog has been preserved as of today, and that is the most recent year or so, not the key early years of this archive.

    I wish I could say I was exploding this place, going out with more finality. The reality is that I often worked hours filling a queue to capacity, keeping the posts going in the way that I liked to do, alternating between Deep Creek and sister springs, between now and then (#onceuponatime), between images of hot springs and celebrating naturism, #bathe posts in the mornings, other springs every evening. My queue is still packed. I’m not going to delete it, even though the @staff bots seems to have combed through it and flagged lots of posts. I intend on re-setting the queue to 1 post a day, really slowing things down, and letting it run out. And seeing what happens here, though I can’t support this platform anymore with any emotional investment or labor. I can’t support a platform that is not a place to celebrate the human body and the spirit of naturism. That calls such celebration “adult content” and is also now inherently misogynist. Female-presenting nipples indeed. Shame on Tumblr, and the long, slow goodbye it seems.

    But today, I’ll be ripping through the site, enjoying it to the most, and posting a bunch. They will probably all be immediately flagged!


    NSFW asks

    1:When did you lose your virginity?

    2: Rough sex or soft sex?

    3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

    4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

    5: Favourite sex position?

    6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

    7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

    8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

    9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

    10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

    12: How often do you have sex?

    13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

    14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

    15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

    16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

    17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

    18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

    19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

    20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

    21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

    22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

    23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

    24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

    25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

    26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

    27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

    28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

    29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

    30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

    31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

    32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

    33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

    34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

    35: Worst possible time to get horny:

    36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

    37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

    38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

    39: Favorite foreplay activities:

    40: What do you wear to bed?

    41: When was the first time you masturbated:

    42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

    43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

    44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

    45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

    46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

    47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

    48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

    49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

    50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

    51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

    52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

    53: Do you watch porn?

    54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

    55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

    56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

    57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

    58: Booty or Boobs?

    59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

    60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

    61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

    62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

    63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

    64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

    65. What is your bra/penis size?

    66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

    67. When was the last time you masturbated?

    68. When was the last time you had sex?

    69. When was the last time you watched porn?

    70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

    71. Guys:Circumsized?

    72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

    73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

    74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

    75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

    76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

    77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

    78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

    79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

    80. Favorite sexual position?

    81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

    82. Are you into any BDSM?

    83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

    84. Do you like dirty talk?

    85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

    86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

    87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

    88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

    89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

    90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

    91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?


    If y'all want to ask something, go ahead 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Where to go to?

    i looked at like a million alternatives to tumblr and i lived to tell this tale.

    Maybe this will help anyone who is still searching. So i will start with the things i didn’t pick.


    It is slick and clean, but the community does not seem to be too kinky. It does support everything that is necessary though. Just the community was a turn off for me.


    Looks like something from the last century. Awful design. But i couldn’t really find porn. Lots of sexy illustrations, but deviantart is better i feel. i dunno, i left quickly.


    no HTTPS. that means no protection for my credentials to login. don’t like that. next. Seriously, don’t use that. It’s dangerous.


    Looks like a cheap tumblr rip off. i couldn’t figure out how to post an image with text. Community seems to be reasonable kinky though, good mix of vanilla and sex blogs. So if you don’t need text and images (you can do one or the other) it might be nice there.


    Looks nice and all, but i can’t seem to discover content there. Most searches just yield 0 hits. i dunno if anyone is on there.


    Looks really nice and clean. Has communities and all, feature wise probably better than tumblr. But you gotta have a “verified account” to post content. My content is not really 100% legal, i steal professional porn shoots to caption them. That’s not content they want there.

    Quick mentions of not good ideas:


    toxic community and you can’t write text.


    you can’t host adult content on reddit, so not gonna happen.

    i will crosspost my content for now here:

    bdsmlr.com - https://the-modern-female.bdsmlr.com/

    this seems to be the most natural. Looks like the ugly sibling of tumblr. And feels like it. Works well and all. Sad thing is, it’s basically only porn. No mix with vanilla content. Nice developers though, they communicate well and make you feel loved.

    pillowfort.io - https://www.pillowfort.io/the-modern-female/

    i finally got in. Super slow but very clean. have big hopes for it to be a good platform. right now it needs more time though.

    minds.com - https://www.minds.com/themodernfemale

    totally confusing. Can do lots of things. Could be interesting if you wanna sell your content though. PinkBimboAcademy https://www.minds.com/PinkBimboAcademy is there, so really appealing :)


    yes, still tumblr. i will keep this blog or make a new SFW blog if i cant turn this one into SFW and keep posting. No reason to leave until i get banned :)

    But i will leave you all with a strawpoll: what do you think? Where should the-modern-female go?

    Keep in touch:

    You can keep in touch with me here on tumblr or on Discord in the Purge Embassy
    i have a fetlife profile that i dont really check often: tussi4life

    This blog will stay alive, so feel free to check back after the 17th to see what really happened :)