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Welcome to my blog, call me Mace if you can't say my actual name. I love games, anime, and the internet! Favorite anime has to definitely be Highschool DxD. Hope you enjoy your visit.

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2018-04-29 15:48:11

    any spanish speaker: cojer

    méxico and argentina:


    méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

    argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)


    (pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)


    méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.


    (concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

    spanish woman: hi, my name is concha



    (concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)


    mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!


    (cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 


    spanish speaker: h-

    argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

    <>Kirito: Idk how I'd survive without water.

    <>Sinon: You wouldn't.

    <>Kirito: Haha. I feel like that sometimes too. Glad someone loves water as much as I do!

    <>Sinon: No, you seriously couldn't survive without water, it's something that everyone needs. WE HAVE TO HAVE IT TO LIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

    <>Kirito: Reblog if you feel the same way about water!

    The most valuable chart…


    yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that


    // I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions

    // Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.

    // To describe

    // y’know

    // the things


    Im not a writer but im sure i have some followers that are so here yall go!


    taa daa

    share this with your friends, @charlesoberonn

    I shall. It’s a great ref.


    even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

    *straightens calculator*

    It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

    n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.


    Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

    *straightens calculator again*

    Kick the fucking door in


    well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 


    some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here


    No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.


    Sherlock out.


    it got better

    and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….


    Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.


    Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

    The light is green.

    The door is already open.


    And that’s why we have a John Watson.


    This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

    Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!