#zeroken#seraphina (disgaea 5)#seraphina (disgaea)#seraphina#disgaea 5#im running out of ideas
#zeroken#seraphina (disgaea 5)#seraphina (disgaea)#seraphina#disgaea 5#im running out of ideasSeraphina: Impress me
Zeroken: Err..I- I can talk to animals!
Seraphina: Prove it.
Zeroken, turning to a cat: Hello you fucking cat
Murdoc: “I’ll speak French between your legs.” is one of the hottest things I’ve ever been told.
2D: I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.
Noodle: SACRE BLEU MADAMOISSLLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS-
Murdoc: TITTY CROISSANTS-
Russel: none of you should ever be having sex.
kirakira precure almdokidoki precurefanbasei just haven't written it downi have a list of reasons why aguri is the worsttbh I kinda wanted regina to be cure ace because it would be better than what we gotrio kurokipikarioprecure reginaprecuremy observation
kirakira precure almdokidoki precurefanbasei just haven't written it downi have a list of reasons why aguri is the worsttbh I kinda wanted regina to be cure ace because it would be better than what we gotrio kurokipikarioprecure reginaprecuremy observationPretty Cure fandom: I'm sick of "villain becomes a Cure" it's predictable and repetitive at this point. Can't we have a redemption arc with a different ending?
Regina and Pikario: *heel-face and then don't become Cures*
Fandom: *surprised pikachu face* WTF?!?!?! Why didn't they gain precure powers? This is an outrage! Give us Cure Waffle! I am so pissed that Regina didn't become Cure Ace! #WEGOTROBBED
#zeroken#usalia#christo#red magnus#seraphina#killia#rebel army#disgaea 5#disgaea
#zeroken#usalia#christo#red magnus#seraphina#killia#rebel army#disgaea 5#disgaeaChristo: Stressed.
Red Magnus: Chicken breast.
Red Magnus: I don't know, I just wanted to join in.
#fenrich#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaeaValvatorez: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread.
Fenrich: ..Are you okay?
Valvatorez: the corrupterment stole my fuckign sardine.
some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”
me: “Because they’re a great character.”
asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”
me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON you imaginationless wet napkin, this character is an asshole and a human disaster who deserves everything coming to them but they c a n s t i l l b e m y f a v o r i t e”
Toei: hey would it be cool to use the popularity of Yuri on Ice to create a character who’d serve as a prominent vehicle of our show’s message of embracing uniqueness and individuality by heavily implying he is gay and also have him be our first official male cure?
Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe: hm…on one condition………
cat: hey you gonna eat that?
human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.
cat: free game then. Cool.
human: be my guest.
cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.
humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.
cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.
human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.
cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.
human: I’m ok with this.
The Domestication of Cat
Even though you may don’t feel worthy of love
Even though you may feel like your love is fake
Even though you may feel like you don’t deserve it
Even though you may have depression
Even though you may feel like garbage
Even though you may feel all alone
Even though you hate yourself
Even though you think that they hate you
Your f/o(s) absolutely love you
They understand why you may feel that way
They will help you
They will wait for you, no matter what
They are going to be patient and kind
They are going to make you happy with yourself
They will let you cry as much as you need
Because they know you
They love you
And they will do everything to make everything better for you
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2d gorillazStuart Pot2dgorillaz russelRussel Hobbsincorrect gorillazgorillaz incorrectgorillaz2D: did you eat all of the brownies downstairs?
Russel: haha yeah, dude, they were amazing
2D: it’ll kick in soon
Russel: haha what will
Russel: what will kick in