which paranormal being are you?

(sorry but we cant all get vampire)

2D: Yum, thanks.

Kidnapper, putting duct tape over his mouth: I said stop eating it.

Murdoc: Thanks for dragging your stupid asses here, cunts, dickheads, and absolute pricks.

Murdoc: Not you Noodle. You're an angel and we are honoured to have you here.

2D: I-

Murdoc: I will cook you alive.

#zeroken#seraphina (disgaea 5)#seraphina (disgaea)#seraphina#disgaea 5#im running out of ideas

#zeroken#seraphina (disgaea 5)#seraphina (disgaea)#seraphina#disgaea 5#im running out of ideasSeraphina: Impress me

Zeroken: Err..I- I can talk to animals!

Seraphina: Prove it.

Zeroken, turning to a cat: Hello you fucking cat

Murdoc: “I’ll speak French between your legs.” is one of the hottest things I’ve ever been told.

2D: I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.

Noodle: SACRE BLEU MADAMOISSLLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS-

Murdoc: TITTY CROISSANTS-

Russel: none of you should ever be having sex.

kirakira precure almdokidoki precurefanbasei just haven't written it downi have a list of reasons why aguri is the worsttbh I kinda wanted regina to be cure ace because it would be better than what we gotrio kurokipikarioprecure reginaprecuremy observation

kirakira precure almdokidoki precurefanbasei just haven't written it downi have a list of reasons why aguri is the worsttbh I kinda wanted regina to be cure ace because it would be better than what we gotrio kurokipikarioprecure reginaprecuremy observationPretty Cure fandom: I'm sick of "villain becomes a Cure" it's predictable and repetitive at this point. Can't we have a redemption arc with a different ending?

Regina and Pikario: *heel-face and then don't become Cures*

Fandom: *surprised pikachu face* WTF?!?!?! Why didn't they gain precure powers? This is an outrage! Give us Cure Waffle! I am so pissed that Regina didn't become Cure Ace! #WEGOTROBBED

#zeroken#usalia#christo#red magnus#seraphina#killia#rebel army#disgaea 5#disgaea

#zeroken#usalia#christo#red magnus#seraphina#killia#rebel army#disgaea 5#disgaeaChristo: Stressed.

Killia: Depressed.

Seraphina: Blessed.

Usalia: Possessed.

Zeroken: Impressed.

Red Magnus: Chicken breast.

Zeroken: ...What?

Red Magnus: I don't know, I just wanted to join in.

#red magnus#seraphina#killia#disgaea 5#disgaea

#red magnus#seraphina#killia#disgaea 5#disgaeaSeraphina: do you ever want to talk about your feelings?

Killia: no

Red Magnus: i do!

Seraphina: i know red magnus

Red Magnus: im sad!

Seraphina: i know red magnus

#fenrich#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaea

#fenrich#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaeaValvatorez: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread.

Fenrich: ..Are you okay?

Valvatorez: the corrupterment stole my fuckign sardine.

#emizel#fuka kazamatsuri#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaea

#emizel#fuka kazamatsuri#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaeaValvatorez: Emizel is at that very special age where they have only one thing in mind.

Fuka: Romance?

Emizel: Homicide.

#killia#seraphina#disgaea 5#disgaea

#killia#seraphina#disgaea 5#disgaeaSeraphina: jail sucks

Killia: you've been?

Seraphina: Once, in monopoly.

some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”

me: “Because they’re a great character.”

asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”

me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON you imaginationless wet napkin, this character is an asshole and a human disaster who deserves everything coming to them but they c a n s t i l l b e m y f a v o r i t e”

cureblight

Toei: hey would it be cool to use the popularity of Yuri on Ice to create a character who’d serve as a prominent vehicle of our show’s message of embracing uniqueness and individuality by heavily implying he is gay and also have him be our first official male cure?

Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe: hm…on one condition………

homunculus-argument

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

catsbeaversandducks

The Domestication of Cat

Murdoc, upset: I hate you with every inch of my being.

2D, boldly: That’s not a lot of inches.

Rotom: The next person to ask me a stupid question is getting tased.

Gengar, as he walks in: Hey Rotom, why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear?

*TASERING SOUND*

luna: usagi can you please for ONCE just concentrate

usagi: YOU try concentrating when the team youre leading is full of absolute tens

luna: what

usagi: what

selfshipper-from-the-heart

Even though you may don’t feel worthy of love

Even though you may feel like your love is fake

Even though you may feel like you don’t deserve it

Even though you may have depression

Even though you may feel like garbage

Even though you may feel all alone

Even though you hate yourself

Even though you think that they hate you

Your f/o(s) absolutely love you

They understand why you may feel that way

They will help you

They will wait for you, no matter what

They are going to be patient and kind

They are going to make you happy with yourself

They will let you cry as much as you need

Because they know you

They love you

And they will do everything to make everything better for you

2d gorillazStuart Pot2dgorillaz russelRussel Hobbsincorrect gorillazgorillaz incorrectgorillaz

2d gorillazStuart Pot2dgorillaz russelRussel Hobbsincorrect gorillazgorillaz incorrectgorillaz2D: did you eat all of the brownies downstairs?

Russel: haha yeah, dude, they were amazing

2D: it’ll kick in soon

Russel: haha what will

Russel: what will kick in

Russel: D-

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight