which paranormal being are you?
(sorry but we cant all get vampire)
which paranormal being are you?
(sorry but we cant all get vampire)
2D: Yum, thanks.
Kidnapper, putting duct tape over his mouth: I said stop eating it.
Murdoc: Thanks for dragging your stupid asses here, cunts, dickheads, and absolute pricks.
Murdoc: Not you Noodle. You're an angel and we are honoured to have you here.
2D: I-
Murdoc: I will cook you alive.
#zeroken#seraphina (disgaea 5)#seraphina (disgaea)#seraphina#disgaea 5#im running out of ideas
#zeroken#seraphina (disgaea 5)#seraphina (disgaea)#seraphina#disgaea 5#im running out of ideasSeraphina: Impress me
Zeroken: Err..I- I can talk to animals!
Seraphina: Prove it.
Zeroken, turning to a cat: Hello you fucking cat
Murdoc: âIâll speak French between your legs.â is one of the hottest things Iâve ever been told.
2D: Iâm just picturing someone screaming âBONJOURâ at a penis.
Noodle: SACRE BLEU MADAMOISSLLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS-
Murdoc: TITTY CROISSANTS-
Russel: none of you should ever be having sex.
kirakira precure almdokidoki precurefanbasei just haven't written it downi have a list of reasons why aguri is the worsttbh I kinda wanted regina to be cure ace because it would be better than what we gotrio kurokipikarioprecure reginaprecuremy observation
kirakira precure almdokidoki precurefanbasei just haven't written it downi have a list of reasons why aguri is the worsttbh I kinda wanted regina to be cure ace because it would be better than what we gotrio kurokipikarioprecure reginaprecuremy observationPretty Cure fandom: I'm sick of "villain becomes a Cure" it's predictable and repetitive at this point. Can't we have a redemption arc with a different ending?
Regina and Pikario: *heel-face and then don't become Cures*
Fandom: *surprised pikachu face* WTF?!?!?! Why didn't they gain precure powers? This is an outrage! Give us Cure Waffle! I am so pissed that Regina didn't become Cure Ace! #WEGOTROBBED
#zeroken#usalia#christo#red magnus#seraphina#killia#rebel army#disgaea 5#disgaea
#zeroken#usalia#christo#red magnus#seraphina#killia#rebel army#disgaea 5#disgaeaChristo: Stressed.
Killia: Depressed.
Seraphina: Blessed.
Usalia: Possessed.
Zeroken: Impressed.
Red Magnus: Chicken breast.
Zeroken: ...What?
Red Magnus: I don't know, I just wanted to join in.
#red magnus#seraphina#killia#disgaea 5#disgaea
#red magnus#seraphina#killia#disgaea 5#disgaeaSeraphina: do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
Killia: no
Red Magnus: i do!
Seraphina: i know red magnus
Red Magnus: im sad!
Seraphina: i know red magnus
#fenrich#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaea
#fenrich#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaeaValvatorez: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread.
Fenrich: ..Are you okay?
Valvatorez: the corrupterment stole my fuckign sardine.
#emizel#fuka kazamatsuri#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaea
#emizel#fuka kazamatsuri#valvatorez#disgaea 4#disgaeaValvatorez: Emizel is at that very special age where they have only one thing in mind.
Fuka: Romance?
Emizel: Homicide.
#killia#seraphina#disgaea 5#disgaea
#killia#seraphina#disgaea 5#disgaeaSeraphina: jail sucks
Killia: you've been?
Seraphina: Once, in monopoly.
some asshole: âWhy do you even like that character?â
me: âBecause theyâre a great character.â
asshole: âBut theyâve done so many shitty and problematic things, you canât just excuse-â
me: âI said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON you imaginationless wet napkin, this character is an asshole and a human disaster who deserves everything coming to them but they c a n s t i l l b e m y f a v o r i t eâ
Toei: hey would it be cool to use the popularity of Yuri on Ice to create a character whoâd serve as a prominent vehicle of our showâs message of embracing uniqueness and individuality by heavily implying he is gay and also have him be our first official male cure?
Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe: hmâŚon one conditionâŚâŚâŚ
cat: hey you gonna eat that?
human: uh, thatâs a rat. Theyâve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We donât eat them, they eat our food.
cat: free game then. Cool.
human: be my guest.
cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.
humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just donât get stepped on.
cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I donât want predators finding them.
human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.
cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.
human: Iâm ok with this.
The Domestication of Cat
Murdoc, upset: I hate you with every inch of my being.
2D, boldly: Thatâs not a lot of inches.
Rotom: The next person to ask me a stupid question is getting tased.
Gengar, as he walks in: Hey Rotom, why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear?
*TASERING SOUND*
luna: usagi can you please for ONCE just concentrate
usagi: YOU try concentrating when the team youre leading is full of absolute tens
luna: what
usagi: what
Even though you may donât feel worthy of love
Even though you may feel like your love is fake
Even though you may feel like you donât deserve it
Even though you may have depression
Even though you may feel like garbage
Even though you may feel all alone
Even though you hate yourself
Even though you think that they hate you
Your f/o(s) absolutely love you
They understand why you may feel that way
They will help you
They will wait for you, no matter what
They are going to be patient and kind
They are going to make you happy with yourself
They will let you cry as much as you need
Because they know you
They love you
And they will do everything to make everything better for you
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2d gorillazStuart Pot2dgorillaz russelRussel Hobbsincorrect gorillazgorillaz incorrectgorillaz2D: did you eat all of the brownies downstairs?
Russel: haha yeah, dude, they were amazing
2D: itâll kick in soon
Russel: haha what will
Russel: what will kick in
Russel: D-
tumblr users: please ban the Nazis
tumblr: if you post a tiddy youâll be deleted on sight