Panty & Stocking: Disgaea AU Pt. 20 Thoughts on the Seraph
Stocking soon returns home and sees Panty, Flonne, and Muffler playing a game together.
Flonne: "Miss Stocking! Welcome home!"
Panty: "Hey sis. Where the hell have you been?"
Stocking: "Just looking for any new sweet shops that might have opened. I thought you guys were having a threesome."
Muffler: "We did, but that angel had to go pick up her kids so we had to cut it short. Then Flonne showed up not too long afterward so we've been playing games all day."
Flonne: "I kinda rushed straight over after welcoming some new angels. Hehehehe... Anyway, we're almost at the final level now! It's not too late to join us if you want, Miss Stocking!"
Panty: "Something wrong, sis?"
Stocking: "...Mind if I ask you something?"
Panty: "Here we go again. What do want this time?"
Stocking: "What do you guys think about the Seraph?"
Flonne: "Master Lamington?"
Muffler: "What's this all about? Did something happen while you were gone? Did you pick up some dirt on the guy, like him having a secret affair or stealing donations?"
Stocking: "No. I was just curious. He is the one in charge of Celestia after all so, do you think he's doing a good job running the place?"
Flonne: "I always believed in Master Lamington from the beginning. He helped me out so many times before and I know he has a good reason for everything he does. I don't consider him a bad person at all."
Muffler: "He's...okay in my book I guess. I bet I'd do a better job at being Seraph, but he's at least better than most of the other angels here. Besides, I do have my shop running right now because of him."
Stocking: "...And you, Panty?"
Panty: "Well, he does look pretty good for someone in his 9000s."
Panty: "What? What the hell did you expect me to say? I can't say for sure if he's really what this world needs. Though, I would much rather take him over Vulcanus any day of the week."
Stocking: "That's an understatement."
Muffler: "One of the millennia."
Flonne: "That's pretty harsh..."
Panty: "But...at the end of the day, I do respect him. At least a little. After all, he is trying to make sure we have some kind of life here. If it was anyone else, we'd be either kicked out of Celestia, or forced to live in the streets...or executed. I know it's not all that much, but at least I know he actually has a heart. Heck, he probably wouldn't treat us any different even if we were demons."
Panty: "Ah, don't get all sentimental. Still, it would be pretty funny if it turns out we were demons. I wonder what we would look like."
Muffler: "You'd be a succubus. No argument."
Panty: "Wouldn't that make you an incubus then, hot shot?"
Muffler: "Hey, I'm known for much more than just making women scream by using my third leg."
Flonne: "What about me?"
Panty: "I don't see you being a demon at all, Flonne."
Flonne: "Really? Not even as some huge fire breathing lizard monster?"
Muffler: "You kidding? You have better odds becoming a prinny, and even that's extremely low!"
Flonne: "You too Miss Stocking?"
Stocking: "Sorry. I just can't help but find this whole thing a little funny."
Panty: "You barely laugh at my jokes."
Stocking: "That's because your puns as trashy as your bedroom."
Panty: "Not as trashy as your video game skills."
Stocking: "You take that back."
Panty: "Make me, b#%$@."
Flonne: "Please don't fight."
Muffler: "We still got one controller left."
Flonne: "You're not helping!"
Stocking: "Fine. Let's see who's dead weight in this team." Grabs the controller.
Panty: "You're on!"
The four of them continue to play games together throughout the night.