Aren't you tired of the grind? Don't you just want to hang out with friends?

markingatlightspeed

Trying to research things about sheep herding and having to fuckin' chacha slide around bible bullshit in search results FML

markingatlightspeed

@beepiesheepie @dream-eating-youkai ty both of you! Honestly I was mostly looking for stuff on the direct day-to-day order of operations in the morning kind of stuff. That and dog commands, which I did find. Ended up cobbling something together and glossing over a lot, lol

filmnoirsbian

It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

blackvelvetofnight

EXACTLY

silly-jellyghoty

Same can be said about city streets. Random "gunshot" and "explosion" noises? That's the road construction crew behind the corner. Mysterious howling and barking out of nowhere echoing through the street? That's someone's dumb dog that locked itself out on the balcony on the 3rd floor above you and buildings just happen to have the shape where certain areas just vibrate with echoes from all sides at once. Screeching of car tires and agressive shouting? Fucking teens are at it again.

But the city is the creepiest when it's silent because if there are no cars and no chitchat and no humm of an A/C unit, then where is everybody?

headspace-hotel

Meanwhile in a rural area if you hear a gunshot that's actually a gunshot

It's nothing to worry about though, unless you hear a long, screaming NYOOM accompanying it. The Looney Tunes sound effect for flying bullets is legitimately almost what bullets flying past your head actually sounds like.

deranged how americans force service employees to maintain for them westworld style the illusion that their taco bell drive thru employee is in it for sheer love of the game

lucidnee

if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.

mcqwueen

28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.

lucidnee

I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1

runerigous

@identifying-cars-in-posts

identifying-cars-in-posts

1998-2001 Renault Clio

evbobevisgoinginsane

the

insurrectionary-frybreadism

person who is chronically outside

insurrectionary-frybreadism

they see discourse and just go

HOOOooo man, this is JUST like when two sparrows want the same sunflower seed

my two faves.... forgot to post this here.

I found a tiktok that has the same energy of a vine and I’ve been in tears over it

Trying to research things about sheep herding and having to fuckin' chacha slide around bible bullshit in search results FML

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

Comic? sort of. It's chaos. Just. Pure Chaos

This is probably the dumbest comic Ive made

Live Scout reaction

surprise, i'm not dead, here's some practical espionage

스파파이 파이스파................... 내놔...............

GIVE ME SPYPYRO.............................

himeno-ran

found my new favorite d&d character background

himeno-ran

pc: hey do u want to do me a favor and fuck with that cop?

six random commoners: boy do I!

itscappyj

It is a tragedy that this is not credited.

I saw these guys live and it was a phenomenal experience, The cellist is called Abel Selaocoe and the band is Chesaba, which includes a percussionist and bassist.

They are all incredibly talented and charasmatic on stage. If they are ever in your part of the world, go see them!

Here is the full performance of this piece

anakanka

For anyone in San Diego he’s performing next April at The Conrad Prebys Performing Arts Center! Don’t sleep on him he’s super talented!

cyanwrites

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I think a lot of people on this website would benefit from hearing that back in 2011 when I was a part of my college's pride group, I was friends with a gay cis male drag queen whose roommate was a lesbian. They had sex with each other often, but it didn't stop my friend from identifying as a gay guy, nor did it stop their roommate from being a lesbian. Neither of them identified as bisexual. This kind of stuff happens between queer people of "conflicting" identities all the time, it's nothing new. There aren't any rules