Henry Hyde

Physique: Chubby Build
Height: 6’ 3" (1.91 m)

Henry John Hyde (April 18, 1924 – November 29, 2007) was an American politician who served as a Republican member of the United States House of Representatives from 1975 to 2007, representing the 6th District of Illinois, an area of Chicago's northwestern suburbs. He was Chairman of the Judiciary Committee from 1995 to 2001, and the House International Relations Committee from 2001 to 2007. He is most famous for writing the Hyde Amendment, as a vocal opponent of abortion. He died at the age of 83 in 2007.

A tall, pear-shaped, 13-term congressman from Chicago who gained national attention for his leadership role in managing the impeachment trial of President Bill Clinton. Later, he was embarrassed by Salon’s exposure of his lengthy affair with a much younger married woman while he was married during the 1960s. Hyde, in his early 40s at the time of the affair, brushed it off as a "youthful indiscretion." Right…

Lets see, Hyde was a white-haired, big man with a wide girth and an ebullient personality, who loved a good cigar, a good joke and apparently a little fucking around. And I love that. He was twice married with four children and four grandchildren. Of course he had four children. The man loved to fuck. Over his life, Hyde had been a stand-up comic, a basketball player at Georgetown University, a sailor, a trial lawyer, a precinct captain in Chicago, a state legislator and finally a congressman.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Physique: Average Build
Height: 6'3½" (1.92 m)

Lyndon Baines Johnson (August 27, 1908 – January 22, 1973), often referred to by his initials LBJ, was an American politician who served as the 36th president of the United States from 1963 to 1969. He became president after the assassination of John F. Kennedy, under whom he had served as the 37th vice president from 1961 to 1963. A Democrat from Texas, Johnson also served as a U.S. representative and U.S. senator. Johnson is one of only three, along with Richard Nixon and Andrew Johnson, to have served in all four federally elected positions of the U.S. government. After he left office, Johnson suffered a heart attack and died on January 22, 1973 at the age of 64.

Tall, lanky and homely looking, during his administration he signed into law the Civil Rights Act (1964), the most comprehensive civil rights legislation since the Reconstruction era, initiated major social service programs, and bore the brunt of national opposition to his vast expansion of American involvement in the Vietnam War. He was also a philanderer of the highest order and a grade A dick, literally and figuratively, that is if you believe the rumors.

LBJ was married to Claudia Alta Taylor, known to her friends as "Lady Bird." The couple had two daughters. Throughout his life, LBJ’s extramarital affairs were anything but discrete. His wife, endured his behavior, with only occasional reprimands. LBJ has been referred to as a "giant" of a man, a description only his late wife Lady Bird (and dozens of other younger women) could verify. When swapping tales of womanizing with his fellow Senators, he would often brag about it, saying things like “Old Jumbo sure got a workout last night.” Now that's swagger.

Jon Tester (D-MT)
United States Senator

Farmer Jon looking hot as usual.

BUT… I hate those shoes.

Maybe hate is too strong of a word. I barely tolerate those shoes.

Jon Tester (D-MT)
United States Senator

Montana beef. Best in the world.

And I'm not talking about the cow meat.

David Trone (D-MD 6th District)
United States Representative

Damn… he's husband material. He also looks like he takes a lot of selfies. And I'm willing to bet he has some nudes on his phone.

Now let ne make this clear: I'm not saying some one should hack his cell to get those possible nudes.

But if someone does… hook me up with those pics.

Ha ha haaaa… dick pics.

MI-5��(TV Series)
S4/E8 'The Russian' (2005) - George Baker

I really need to post more stuff with George. I love the short, husky grandpa types, but the tall ones have a special in my heart… that leads right to my ass.

Memory (2022) - Ray Stevenson

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) - Bernard Lee

Wade Phillips
Football Coach

Timothy M. Dolan
Archbishop of New York

Fuzzy Zoeller

Physique: Husky Build
Height: 5'10" (1.78 m)

Frank Urban "Fuzzy" Zoeller Jr. (born November 11, 1951-) is an American professional golfer who has won ten PGA Tour events including two major championships. He is one of three golfers to have won the Masters Tournament in his first appearance in the event. He also won the 1984 U.S. Open, which earned him the 1985 Bob Jones Award.

Handsome, nice belly, an even nicer bulge and easygoing American masculine style, Fuzzy always looks ready to shoot a load or two down some lucky cocksucker’s throat. Known for his critical humor, at the 1997 Masters Tournament, he made a racist remark regarding Tiger Woods. Zoeller later offered an apology which Woods accepted.

Of course he's married with a son and three daughters (which go to my 'love to fuck' theory). His passions include hunting, fishing and he enjoys all sports as well as golf course design. A plus. He also loves to cook and grill with his own line of BBQ and Steak Sauces as well as premium dry rubs. Another plus. He has also launched his own line of ultra-premium vodka, Fuzzy’s Ultra Premium Vodka. Also a plus as I can get him drunk with his own stash so we could have some inebriated fun.

Colin Baker & Nicola Bryant visit the new TARDIS

James Cromwell

Physique: Thin/Average Build
Height: 6’ 7" (2.01 m)

James Oliver Cromwell (born January 27, 1940-) is an American actor and activist. Known for his extensive work as a character actor, he has received a Primetime Emmy Award as well as a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Babe. Other notable roles include in Star Trek: First Contact, L.A. Confidential, The Green Mile, Still Mine and Marshall. Cromwell is also well known for his roles in television including Angels in America, Six Feet Under, and Succession. He won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited Series or Movie for his role in American Horror Story: Asylum.

He's a tall, lanky guy that I find him strangely attractive (I usually go for short and chubby). Plus he has a nice ass on him. He tends to play odd and/or curmudgeonly roles, and by all objective measures he never was leading-man handsome. But there's something very charismatic about him.

Cromwell is married to his third wife and has three children. He's also a passionate and interesting liberal activist who's willing to go to jail for his beliefs. I bet if you can bottle that up, he'd be great in bed. You just have to get through the vegan animal rights shit. I'm hoping I could get him to overlook being a vegan to eat a certain kind of meat. You know what I'm talking about. My penis;)

RECOMMDATIONS:
Still Mine (2012) - Shirtless, Rear Nudity
Six Feet Under (TV Series) - S3/E12 ���Twilight’ (2003) - Shirtless
Tank (1984) - Shirtless, Rear Nudity

Jimbo Fisher
Football Coach

Louisiana-Monroe fires Terry Bowden after 2-10 season

Noooooooo…

Well… he was 10-26 in three seasons there, but he did look hot doing it.

Lt. Governor Randy McNally

Featuring Tenn. Lt. Governor Randy McNally

Here I am on a trip to Nashville, TN to hook up with a guy who happens to be Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally. We've been communicating through Instagram which have been mostly supportive, and arguably flirtatious. Nowhere near cyber-sex, but I had the 79-year-old grandfather so horned up with my pics that we had to meet. And I’ve always been daddy fodder.

When I got to Randy's room, he was ready and waiting. He was still in his suit, watching porn he’d ordered and already sporting a big hard cock too which was already turning me on. I walked further in and he followed me with his eyes. Hmmm, this might be fun, I thought.

"You look sexy." I said in a playful manner as he got up to greet me with a kiss. As I began to kiss him back, I slowly felt the silky smooth texture of his tongue sliding in my mouth. I felt his hands grab my bare ass and pulled me closer to him. I could feel his cock growing hard as my own stiff cock rubbed against him.

���Finn, you can turn a rainy day into rainbows and sunshine!” He said as we momentarily broke our kiss.

Quickly, he started unbuttoning my shirt, unzipping my pants, and basically tearing my clothes off as he moved his tongue around inside my mouth. This are not the actions of a ‘grandfather’ working to ‘encourage’ Tennesseans. These are the actions of a perverted 80-year-old man looking to fulfill his closeted sexual desires. And I love it.

I asked him if he’d been with a lot of guys before, and he told me just one and that all they’d done was jerk off together. I told him he was in for a treat.

By now he was working his shirt off as we made our way back to the bed. He was hopping on one leg as a shoe came off, followed by his sock. He shook his shirt off his arm, as he got his other shoe and sock off. His pants fell to the floor. His jockeys were tented out, as he stepped out of his pants. He slipped them down, and I had to stop undressing, and stare at his wonderful dick. All six inches of it pointed out and was framed by his grayish brown pubic bush. His nuts were hanging low to his body. He spun around, like a dancer and showed off his butt grinning before saying, "It's all yours, Finn."

I was just staring at his body. The body Randy was giving me. I was overcome with lust as all my blood had to be in my 7- inch dick. I broke my trance when Randy moved to me, and as he was undoing my belt, he whispered, "Like what you see, do you?"

I could only nod. I placed the palms of my hands on his chest, as he opened my pants. His hand was on my hard dick, feeling and testing the size.

"Oh, yeah." He moaned, as he ran his hand down my tender, sensitive cock. I was afraid I was going to cum right then.

Slowly, Randy lowered himself until his mouth was at my crotch, and he ran his tongue up all seven inches, before gently pushing me towards the bed as our bodies melded into one. His hard dick was teasing mine, as once again, our tongues found the other's mouth. We squirmed up onto the bed, without letting go of our grip on the other. Hands everywhere, as we hugged and rocked each other.

Randy started kissing my chest, travelling lower and lower. He took my cock into his hot mouth, and I knew this was what I wanted. His mouth left my hard dick, as his tongue licked my nuts. I had to tell him that I wanted to taste his cock. But this married grandfather was a ferocious cock hound. He couldn’t get enough of sucking my cock, and from the way he was doing it, mine wasn’t the first dick that old Randy had sucked.

I grabbed his head and started fucking his mouth. No mater how hard I shoved my cock down his throat, the old cock sucker took it and pushed his face against my crotch for more. His mouth was so hot I thought it was going to burst. I couldn’t remember it getting a blow job this good. I was getting close to cuming when Randy suddenly pulled away.

At first I thought that he had enough, but then he turned his cotton white ass toward me and said, "Do it, Finn. Fuck me. Fuck me now. Please, Finn. I need to be fucked."

I took one look at his hairy ass with his set of bull balls hanging down between his legs, spit on my hand and slicked up my cock the best I could. Seeing his hairy ass and his huge balls started my cock throbbing. Hell, I thought I was going to shoot off before I could get my head into him. But damn if his hairy asshole didn’t almost suck my cock inside. I knew then and there that Randy had been doing more than just sucking cocks. And talking about hot!

Then I was holding his hairy ass with both hands and fucking him so hard that Randy was shaking his head and moaning like a two-dollar whore. Suddenly, this 79-year-old East Tennessee Republican was screaming, "fuck me" over and over again. Every so often he would squeeze my dick with his ass muscles, rocked left and right, spreading his legs a bit wider as I continued to pick up the pace.

I was close to emptying my seed, when I put him on his back, and fuck his ass the way he would have fucked his wife, missionary style. I begain running my hands all over that wonderful, hairy chest while my cock repeatedly drilled his ass as old Randy grabbed his cock and started jacking it. By the time I was getting close, my married man was begging me to fuck him harder. And from the look on his face, he was getting close too.

I double my effort and pounded his butt even harder. That did it. With a loud cry, he grabbed the bed sheets and his cock spewed cum all over his chest and stomach, his body convulsing with each spurt. It was only another three or four strokes before I slammed up against him and held myself there, my dick in him as deep as it could get.

"Fuck!" I gasped as my cock began to throb, pumping my load into his ass. Another married man conquered and another notch on my bedpost.

Prince Andrew, Duke of York

Just some old pics of Andy.