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You’re a novice demon who managed to convice a mother to give up her first born in exchange for eternal youth. You did so, because it seems like the kind of thing all the other demons are doing, but now you are not sure what you are supposed to do with an infant and it’s way too late to ask.

mccock-anderson

Eat that motherfucker

all 10 saiki k fans please rise

Damb I've been inactive haven't i?

i’m really really happy with how this one came out! makes me feel very proud of myself :)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote that hateful orange turd out of office so eyes on the prize ya’lls

you-cant-expect-me-to-adult

Ok but.. who are we voting in??? Both candidates suck. Gaud help I’ve never voted before.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

ffs will someone PLEASE explain why voting in another shoddy white male liberal is VASTLY DIFFERENT from allowing a fascist republican to remain in office?

basically you’re voting for the ADMINISTRATION and the PARTY not the person. also: Biden is crummy. Trump is actively killing hundreds of thousands of people. There is a fucking difference. Not recognizing that difference is what got us Trump in the first place. It’s the difference between a landlord who refuses to perform repairs, and one who ACTIVELY SETS YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE. Do not let let the republican propaganda machine convince you they are the same. 

Register To Vote.

prince-atom

Biden believes in the system. He’ll staff the State Department and release his tax returns and listen to his daily briefing.

He won’t send anonymous stormtroopers to snatch people off the street and hold them for hours.

He won’t spend all his time every day on Twitter and react poorly to every single word that isn’t glowing with praise.

There are SO MANY differences between them.

lyricwritesprose

If your choices are half an onion in a baggy that’s been in the fridge a bit too long and developed some mold, and a napalm-filled flaming dumpster that is barrelling at ninety miles an hour towards an elementary school playground, you have the moral obligation to vote for the moldy onion.

And then you support the fresher onions in the Onion House and Onion Senate, and do activism to make the moldy onion scrape some of its mold off, and by the way the fact that people were supporting fresher onions in the onion primary is already paying off in that the moldy onion’s policies have noticeably less mold than they might have a few years ago … look, this analogy has thoroughly gotten away from me, but I hope the first part was clear enough.   Moldy Onion 2020, let’s go.

virgomoon-caregiver

Moldy Onion 2020

smallest-feeblest-boggart

Moldy Onion 2020

mccock-anderson

Biden is a pedophile

Everyone's like:

"who did Sesshomaru fuck?!" and

"who fucked Sesshomaru" and

"Did Sesshomaru fuck Rin?!?"

Bitch it was me

Paradise, Mount Rainier by Lazgrapher

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There are many universes out there where magic abilities exist. You happen to live in the universe that when anyone in another universe summons an object, it is summoned from your universe.

mccock-anderson

Fullmetal alchemist😃

Saiki: Why do you keep saying that I’m your father?

Me:.........

Saiki: Oh 0///////0

Headcannons for: Saiki Kusuo with his s/o

☕️🍮 Lets be honest, you must be pretty average for Saiki to fall in love with you

☕️🍮 Saiki’s kink is normal average people and you can fight me on this

☕️🍮 You’re the only one to enact any sort of reaction from him, be it a little smile or a pat on the head

☕️🍮Lowkey his parents (mostly his dad) are upset he didn’t end up with Teruhashi, but with a quick glare the subject was never brought up again

☕️🍮This man would give you a spoonful and only a spoonful of his coffee jelly. Feel honored

☕️🍮You’d probably be his escape goat if he really didn’t want to hang out with his friends annoyances that day

☕️🍮He will never admit this out loud, but he’s touch starved. He’s almost cat like when he wants attention

☕️🍮Constantly pawing and tugging at your sleeve if he wants to lay his head on your lap or cuddle

☕️🍮You have to be with him at all times when he wears his germanium ring, or else he will go into full on panic mode

☕️🍮He’s not completely comfortable without his telepathy after all, and you’re like his anchor

☕️🍮While you provide for him, he provides for you. He will also hold you when you want to be held, go with you to a cafe to buy what ever dessert you want as well

☕️🍮This man is silently affectionate, but he will whisper some sweet nothings if you really want him to

☕️🍮They’re not really sweet nothings, more like him telling you what he thought of when he first met you

☕️🍮It’s pretty sweet, and his voice is 👌

☕️🍮Also a little later into the relationship, he’d reveal his powers. But you took it well

☕️🍮Even if you didn’t, he’d just erase your memory about that certain instance

☕️🍮Can’t have his s/o be scared around him

😔👉👈💝 If you guys want more, I’m more than willing to contribute to the Saiki K fandom with more headcannons

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

My Hombres we have made it to the big screen

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I no longer will be subjected to typing on my phone

mccock-anderson

First time//Kaido Shun x Reader

"Seriously NEVER!?" you giggled manically, your body shaking as you laugh causing the blue haired teen to blush.

Your fits of drunk giggles caused the other teens around you to begin to laugh as well. Not at Kaido, well maybe Saiko was laughing at him, but they were laughing more at the embarrassing revelation. Even Saiki cracked a smile at the Emo's pink face.

To put it simply, the pk teens decided to camp out for a bonfire. Some brought marshmallows, others brought alcohol. It was Airua and Aren who brought the alcohol, thinking the beverages were needed for such a occasion in teenage privacy. Hilariously, when the alcohol was presented to the other party members Kaido squealed and shouted at the duo to put it away. While Nendou and Saiko were in favor of the idea, Teruhashi's frown and disapproval to the 'icky' drink began to sway the other 7 away from drinking.

You frowned when every one began to drop the idea; making you reach into your bag and pull out the white styrofoam cups you bought for the occasion. You grinned winking at the duo: you ask them for a drink melting them with your sweet voice. As Aiura cracks open her bottle of rum, Mera and Yumehara basked in your tender boldness. Deciding they'd drink too they ask you for a cup, the two joining you three along with a excited Nendo and flustered Saiko.

Teruhashi gritted her teeth at your effortless persuasion among group. She was envious of your laid back charm, but couldn't help but be swayed by it. She was also tempted by the mature activity and gave in. Saiki and Kaido didn't budge to your charm and kept sober. Which you didn't mind, and now you were here laughing at the fact Kaido has never seen a pair of tits.

"He-hey stop laughing you guys!" the poor guy squeaked, face beet red.

"Sorry pipsqueak but that is pretty friggin sad," Nendo chuckled deeply at the teen's virgin eyesight, Saiko chuckled right along with him.

"That's quite sad if i do say so myself," Saiko brought his hand to his lips as he wobbled in his fold out chair, he was entirely too amused at this revelation.

All the girls but you giggled at the standing teen. He had shot up after the confession and was standing opposite to everyone else who were sitting. Kaido shook from pure embarrassment, he sincerely wished he was drunk so the shame would wash away from him. You smiled at he cutie from your seat next to Saiki; you felt pity for you blueberry crush and stood to your feet.

"I'll be your first Kaido~," you purred out to the trembling boy with a sly smirk splayed onto your face.

"wha-wha I y/n!" Kaido sputtered as he watched you step foreward and fumble with the buttons of your top.

Kaido's face reddened at the second along with Yumehara's, but the girl's was in anger rather than arousal like her crush. Yumehara burned as Kaido's eyes switched back and forth between your face and your chest rapidly. Kaido couldn't believe he was in this situation: about to see a cute girls boobs. What a night!

You spread open your top to reveal your tube top underneath your shirt, when Saiki grabbed your forearm haulting your actions. His piercing eyes did nothing to stop your drunken mission. You walked towards Kaido shrugging off Saiki's hold carelessly; brandishing a scowl onto the pinknette's face from being ignored. You stood in front of Kaido with your back to everyone, a jovial smile spread across your face

"Reeeaaddy Kaido?~" you teased sofly as you gripped the edge of your tube top in preparation, appaling everyone and flustering Kaido more.

Yumehara finally shot up from her seat as she couldn't bare the display much longer, but before she could say anything Kaido nodded his head meekly surprising everyone from this. You clicked your tongue at his response and pulled your top down for his eager eyes to see. Just when everyone thought Kaido's face couldn't get anymore redder, it practically exploded from the sight before him.

If Kaido's eyes could've bulged from his head, he felt like they would've at this very second. Everyone wore a face of shock, but all Kaido could see was your smooth orbs of flesh that looked so appealing to his eye. If those didn't make him melt, your lazy smirk really did the trick. He couldn't look away from you as you proudly presented your boobs in their naked glory. He was mesmerized by how soft and bouncy they looked.

As Kaido was enjoying the view, your tube top was suddenly pulled up by none other than Saiki himself. You glared at him softly for his interruption, but the boy barely budged as he lead you back to your seat. Saiki normally couldn't care less about your endeavors, but your drunk and Yumehara was being held down by Aren to keep her from pouncing you. The last thing Saiki wanted to deal with tonight was a girl fight. Saiki sat you down which finally calmed the raging girl and flustered boy.

"That's enough for tonight"

mccock-anderson

Repost cause I want this to have more love

First time//Kaido Shun x Reader

"Seriously NEVER!?" you giggled manically, your body shaking as you laugh causing the blue haired teen to blush.

Your fits of drunk giggles caused the other teens around you to begin to laugh as well. Not at Kaido, well maybe Saiko was laughing at him, but they were laughing more at the embarrassing revelation. Even Saiki cracked a smile at the Emo's pink face.

To put it simply, the pk teens decided to camp out for a bonfire. Some brought marshmallows, others brought alcohol. It was Airua and Aren who brought the alcohol, thinking the beverages were needed for such a occasion in teenage privacy. Hilariously, when the alcohol was presented to the other party members Kaido squealed and shouted at the duo to put it away. While Nendou and Saiko were in favor of the idea, Teruhashi's frown and disapproval to the 'icky' drink began to sway the other 7 away from drinking.

You frowned when every one began to drop the idea; making you reach into your bag and pull out the white styrofoam cups you bought for the occasion. You grinned winking at the duo: you ask them for a drink melting them with your sweet voice. As Aiura cracks open her bottle of rum, Mera and Yumehara basked in your tender boldness. Deciding they'd drink too they ask you for a cup, the two joining you three along with a excited Nendo and flustered Saiko.

Teruhashi gritted her teeth at your effortless persuasion among group. She was envious of your laid back charm, but couldn't help but be swayed by it. She was also tempted by the mature activity and gave in. Saiki and Kaido didn't budge to your charm and kept sober. Which you didn't mind, and now you were here laughing at the fact Kaido has never seen a pair of tits.

"He-hey stop laughing you guys!" the poor guy squeaked, face beet red.

"Sorry pipsqueak but that is pretty friggin sad," Nendo chuckled deeply at the teen's virgin eyesight, Saiko chuckled right along with him.

"That's quite sad if i do say so myself," Saiko brought his hand to his lips as he wobbled in his fold out chair, he was entirely too amused at this revelation.

All the girls but you giggled at the standing teen. He had shot up after the confession and was standing opposite to everyone else who were sitting. Kaido shook from pure embarrassment, he sincerely wished he was drunk so the shame would wash away from him. You smiled at he cutie from your seat next to Saiki; you felt pity for you blueberry crush and stood to your feet.

"I'll be your first Kaido~," you purred out to the trembling boy with a sly smirk splayed onto your face.

"wha-wha I y/n!" Kaido sputtered as he watched you step foreward and fumble with the buttons of your top.

Kaido's face reddened at the second along with Yumehara's, but the girl's was in anger rather than arousal like her crush. Yumehara burned as Kaido's eyes switched back and forth between your face and your chest rapidly. Kaido couldn't believe he was in this situation: about to see a cute girls boobs. What a night!

You spread open your top to reveal your tube top underneath your shirt, when Saiki grabbed your forearm haulting your actions. His piercing eyes did nothing to stop your drunken mission. You walked towards Kaido shrugging off Saiki's hold carelessly; brandishing a scowl onto the pinknette's face from being ignored. You stood in front of Kaido with your back to everyone, a jovial smile spread across your face

"Reeeaaddy Kaido?~" you teased sofly as you gripped the edge of your tube top in preparation, appaling everyone and flustering Kaido more.

Yumehara finally shot up from her seat as she couldn't bare the display much longer, but before she could say anything Kaido nodded his head meekly surprising everyone from this. You clicked your tongue at his response and pulled your top down for his eager eyes to see. Just when everyone thought Kaido's face couldn't get anymore redder, it practically exploded from the sight before him.

If Kaido's eyes could've bulged from his head, he felt like they would've at this very second. Everyone wore a face of shock, but all Kaido could see was your smooth orbs of flesh that looked so appealing to his eye. If those didn't make him melt, your lazy smirk really did the trick. He couldn't look away from you as you proudly presented your boobs in their naked glory. He was mesmerized by how soft and bouncy they looked.

As Kaido was enjoying the view, your tube top was suddenly pulled up by none other than Saiki himself. You glared at him softly for his interruption, but the boy barely budged as he lead you back to your seat. Saiki normally couldn't care less about your endeavors, but your drunk and Yumehara was being held down by Aren to keep her from pouncing you. The last thing Saiki wanted to deal with tonight was a girl fight. Saiki sat you down which finally calmed the raging girl and flustered boy.

"That's enough for tonight"