tooies

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

marlynnofmany

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

fleshdyke

birds can be so disproportionate it’s actually so funny. one of life’s greatest delights

fleshdyke

african jacana

green heron

black winged stilt

south phillipine dwarf kingfisher. honestly most kingfishers but this one especially

japanese paradise flycatcher

kiwi wing + how big they are for reference

white bellbird. i just don’t think they should be able to do that

cryptobranchid

@the-azzangna

chibiyumakuga

the sword billed hummingbird is one that always gets me

calware

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

feel free to add on

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

thetatteredveil

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

meowmwoemoeew

My family definitely use some right now, let's see if this works!

NOTE: as of a week later, it has not.

ezorzea

oh and meow meow meow. meow meow also. meow meow basically meow meow meow

meowmwoemoeew

That's me

important-animal-images

Requesting before and after photos of your pet(s)!

meowmwoemoeew

Before telling her joke...

After telling her joke...

Oh boy look at all these new follow...

txttletale

annoys me to see people shoot back at the most strawmanned version of the social model of disability imaginable. ‘depression is a product of capitalism’ doesn’t mean ‘under socialism nobody will be sad’, or even ‘under socialism nobody will experience long-term recurring anhedonic despair without obvious cause’ – it means that ‘depression’ is a social category constructed in opposition to ‘normal people’ – that just like any axis of social oppression ableism is premised around drawing a circle around what is Normal and then applying an othering taxonomy to everything outside that circle, and that overthrowing capitalism opens the door to dissolving that circle and meeting people and their problems as they are instead of creating + enforcing a dehumanizing social role for them

patricide1885

Russell Barkley (the big ADHD researcher) went out of his way to complain about Marxists saying that ADHD is a product of capitalism and not a biological disorder right after complaining about antivaxxers, like what idiot decided to argue that with him

meowmwoemoeew

I think the difference is that while variations in neurology and biochemistry and instincts and circumstances mean there will always be neurodivergence and mental health conditions that make a person feel negative emotions, under a version of capitalism with an aggressive lack of safety nets and a relentless emphasis on productivity, there's ALSO always an (accurate, for the most part) underlying feeling of rejection by society as a whole that just sits on top of whatever other conditions might be there and weighs it all down, often by a lot.

Apologies for the length of that sentence.

a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies

and of course the classic

e-clv

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

thegestianpoet

FORGOT to provide Evidence

afishinspace

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

thegestianpoet

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

coolcatgroup

More proof!!!!

knights-of-reylo-reborn

omg bless this post

butmostlycats

Autodromkatzerl is my new favorite word.

coolcatgroup

Bumper car floofins!! Toot toot!!!!

marta-bee

Knowledge must be shared. That’s the point.

Also, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the kitten tree kitten gif in its raw form. A blessed occurrence.

lesbian-toddhoward

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

lesbian-toddhoward

yes, yes...!

nineherbscharm

is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom

bisexual-cyborg

via @coniello

meowmwoemoeew

I actually literally just post cats

https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsStandingUp/comments/j0h70e/cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeAndFunny/comments/iopwo2/no_comments/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Brain Freeze

reblog and i’ll follow you!

hey, so i just really need some new blogs to follow. reblog if you’re into any of the following:

pokemon - cats (the animal) - reylo - pride and prejudice - star trek - animal crossing - nintendo in general - parks and rec - brooklyn nine nine - stranger things - outlander - true crime - history in general - art i guess - my brother, my brother, and me - my favorite murder - idk if you’re a decent person in general and have some funny stuff on your blog, please reblog. my dash is so boring. 

Silly puppy for Wednesday Jan 22, 2020

coolyo294

horror movie premise 

the-descolada

rhode island

meowmwoemoeew

RHODE ISLAND.

bigstaryeyes

Cat ples?

I really love cats so if you have a cat reblog with a picture of it or message it to me because they make me happy and I’m feeling down thank you

parchmint

compilation of the most powerful images

gremlinizer

baby time