bitches b like ÔÇśhes my right hand manÔÇÖ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT
op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?
op has reconsidered . youre right
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tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison
i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyoneÔÇÖs having trouble adjusting to it.
like, heÔÇÖs entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because heÔÇÖs obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isnÔÇÖt.
he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyoneÔÇÖs gone over the regulations a dozen times but thereÔÇÖs nothing there saying youÔÇÖre not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like ÔÇśsir i really donÔÇÖt know about thisÔÇÖ and heÔÇÖs just like ÔÇśare we going to catch some criminals or what.ÔÇÖ
you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. itÔÇÖs absolutely because thatÔÇÖs their boss. and secondarily because now heÔÇÖs two thousand pounds of percheron.
there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.
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I just want to see something that's so numinously beautiful that I'm unable to look away and it burns out my eyes and central nervous system and uses my body as a meat puppet.