The Pissed Off Witch is taking your requests, maybe...


Yes, what is it? Can’t you in the middle of breaking in my new apprentice?

Yes, I’m a witch, can’t you tell by the hat? Yes, I specialize in transformations: my apprentice here used to be a big strapping knight who doubted my power. Now that she’s a simpering little slut who can’t get enough of my strap on in her hole.

Oh you know? And you still interrupted me? You know I’ve turned people into slugs for such stupidity right? Oh? You want me to transform you? Into a slug? No? Something else?

Well come on then, out with it. Tell me what you want to be. Maybe I’ll be nice and oblige you. Or not. You did interrupt my apprentice's lesson after all…

Just remember the old song: "you can't always get what you want."

Well, what do you want?