“ You DO understand that this won’t make us legally married, right, Mark?
*Giggle! * Well, yes, that’s true: but it wouldn’t be legal even if I WASN’T already married to your Dad!”
‘Mom, now give me three vows of the bride.’
‘Okay, first as your mother and your wife.’ 'Second, I promise to keep my pussy open all the time.’
'Lastly, I promise to be your baby-making machine.’