apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202

    Listen up!

    You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

    Hit that.

    Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

    Yes.

    Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

    Tumblr will follow up and help them.

    Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

    This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

    YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

    I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

    And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

    You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

    This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

    screaming-eternal-deactivated20

    As someone who nearly commited suicide at multiple occasions REBLOG THIS!!

    sillymann

    *reblogs the fuck out of this*

    nidais-imagines-deactivated2021

    -slams the reblog button-

    mxxn-kitten-deactivated20180722

    Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

    *classes is cancelled *

    Me- God???? Is that you???

    stonedlilbrat

    Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

    Boss:

    (Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

    mxxn-kitten

    Bless this day ❀️❀️❀️

    vampire-kohai

    I swear this post is blessed or something because I said β€œI want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

    mxxn-kitten

    Reblog this post to get something you want

    hologramcowboy

    Putting the intention out there

    anarchy-penguin

    Reblog if you're part of Jerome valeska's followers

    victoriavaleska

    Let’s get this party started HA!HA!HA!

    valeskababe

    Sure as pie!!

    daddyvaleska18

    We are Jerome

    sadisticallyharley

    We are all JeromeΒ 

    valeskasknife

    wooohoooooo

    nostalgic90s

    β€œNow, I know what you’re all thinking. Why have I gathered this Legion of Horribles? That has a nice ring to it.”

    fuckthisbloganditscurses

    Happiness Will Come To You.

    gaymacs

    when tho

    sandvendor100

    When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

    wizardshark

    reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

    zac--efren

    I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

    scientiablr

    honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

    nessataleweaver

    Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

    pukicho

    You god damn fools look what you’ve done

    clemenziine

    Scheduling this on Saturday, July 4th, 2020, for March 1st. Please god I hope this works, even if I forget i did it

    nyaijan

    LMAO it worked I’m going to go see Hamilton on Tuesday ✨✨

    batmanq

    let’s see what happensπŸ₯³

    meowiemari

    IT WORKED FOR ME!!!!

    cylteen

    …it worked.

    t-temmy

    ARE YOU FUCKIN

    master-of-majjyks

    OH GOD ITS BACK

    thesylverlining

    DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

    YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

    BUT THEN

    THEN

    THE LYRICS START

    seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

    sorryimjessi-blog

    Dear friends of Tumblr,

    Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how β€œI don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

    i-lost-my-shoe-again

    If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

    5sosphanandshortbread

    everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

    cute--potato

    *cracks the earth in half from hitting the reblog button so hard*

    faerose-86

    I’m honestly worried about people who don’t follow this…!

    superlogancooper

    There are some sickos out there…

    daddysfangirls

    If you a sicko you going to get kicko

    And blocked

    And reported

    spookynightfury

    great idea :DD rebloging, nope i’m not a predator

    someweirdasexual

    Proving that I’m not some 45 year old man

    thatonenerdtm

    Hi, yes, I’m not a creep- thanks for coming to my TED talk

    reblogingstuffilove

    Nope no fourty year old men here

    flamerush101

    I’m not a predator. My blog is safe for yall.

    littlemessyjessi

    No pred. Just a smol hyper bean . 😘

    yuri-ass-gives-me-life

    Not a creep just an over analying fangirl who will stop at nothing to find every head canon lol

    imnotcrazyimfree

    Not a creep unless you count a teenage girl as one lol

    sad-angstyteen

    I am no pedophile. Enjoy your day.

    motherfucker1plz

    No pedophile here just a female teenage crackhead πŸ™ƒ

    sonotaghostkid

    This is really not okay.

    I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

    If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

    irishily

    I’m just going to REBLOG this all the fucking time

    sreddish

    I SWEAR I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS.

    peoniespoppiesandowlsohmy

    This is not okay. Gender does not matter. Forcing someone will never be okay. Never.

    twofacetoo

    I’m looking at every single one of my 290+ followers right now, and I’m expecting you to reblog this.

    art-angelsz

    Hey I hope you all reblog this AND DON’T IGNORE THIS.

    cisnowflake

    Women can be just as abusive as men, despite what society tells you.

    illogical-bullshit

    This is the post that brought my attention to the abuse of men. I hope it can help someone else.

    siicatandkat

    Someone who follows me better reblog this.

    conorpmaynard

    SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!

    sylveonroyalty

    P REACH!!!

    helly-watermelonsmellinfellon

    She hits him and still thinks she’ll get some? Abusive AND dumb!

    zombu7

    If you see this post then you need toΒ STOPΒ SCROLLING because you can lookΒ at the cute cat pictures later.Β REBLOG and spread the word because this is VERY IMPORTANT. Everyone should be aware that forcing someone and making them do things without their consent is wrong regardless of their gender.

    echo-fall

    not only does she slap him but she kisses him?? that is sexual assault right there.

    goldenm00se

    ReblogπŸ‘myπŸ‘childrenπŸ‘bcπŸ‘thisπŸ‘shitπŸ‘isπŸ‘reallyπŸ‘fuckingπŸ‘real!!πŸ‘

    sashasaysnope

    I will personally punch that bitch if I ever see her

    kaispeakshermind

    Why is tumblr telling me I’ve already reblogged this, I swear I’ve never seen it before

    Regardless, I’m reblogging it now bc it needs to be shared

    figlasagna

    This is super important. Anybody can be the abuser, and it can be more subtle that that. Always be careful.

    make-loki-happy-again

    THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

    still-an-uniroic-fangirl

    reblog this shit guys

    landofsaltandshade

    remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

    remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

    its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this smallΒ β€˜click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

    .

    if youre picking one of these

    you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

    . if its one of these

    you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

    . for a chain deadbolt,

    you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

    . for one of these rotating combination locks

    you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

    spin this bitch to the right about two or three times toΒ β€œreset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

    .

    now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

    penumbra-rui

    don’t mind me im just reblogging

    spectralarchers

    Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

    His videos are always so blazΓ©, like β€˜here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

    opalescentdragon

    @cackledaddy

    just for your viewing interest

    woman-of-letters-04

    Completely innocent reblog

    hyenagamer

    The most non suspicious reblog

    157-bees

    I LOVE LOCKS AND LOCKPICKING YES FINALLY THIS IS ON MY DASH YAAAAAY /g

    ashthebitchboy

    that second gif is what your dad did to my intestines last night

    gqyfootcheese

    getting blocked on tumblr dot com speedrun

    bff0f7

    so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

    adamtheredbeard

    The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

    afronerdism

    Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

    butch-bakugo

    I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

    Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

    Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

    Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

    They were CHILDREN.

    They were murdered in cold blood.

    churchoftheconfusedchicken

    I’d like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldn’t have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how β€œgreat” they were.

    Here’s another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didn’t get a picture

    People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.

    Reblog this or just stop following me

    ifiknewiwouldtellyou

    I had seen the first picture of the church, but not the second.

    I went to a β€œCancel Canada Day” event and burst into tears - not because I was surprised to learn of the unmarked graves (survivors told us they were there. Our government pushed it aside, and we let them), but because seeing all the people gathered in mourning drove it home: They. Were. Children.

    This is my country’s legacy - and it’s not history. The last schools closed during my lifetime. My Father went to school with students who lived at the local residential school, after it was changed to a boarding house (read: holding centre) for indigenous youth who went to local schools.

    They were all children, injured, abused, and killed in my country’s attempt to erase them. I want the world to see this and hold the state accountable to *active* reconciliation> I mean we could at least truly adopt UNDRIP in action instead of words for god’s sake.

    diddleydang
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    Source

    β€œImage Credit: Carol Rossetti

    When Brazilian graphic designer Carol RossettiΒ began posting colorful illustrations of women and their stories toΒ Facebook, she had no idea how popular they would become.Β 

    Thousands of shares throughout the world later, the appeal of Rosetti’s work is clear. Much like the street art phenomenonΒ Stop Telling Women To Smile, Rossetti’s empowering images are the kind you want to post on every street corner, as both a reminder and affirmation of women’s bodily autonomy.Β 

    β€œIt has always bothered me, the world’s attempts to control women’s bodies, behavior and identities,” Rossetti toldΒ MicΒ via email. β€œIt’s a kind of oppression so deeply entangled in our culture that most people don’t even see it’s there, and how cruel it can be.”

    Rossetti’s illustrations touch upon an impressive range of intersectional topics, including LGBTQ identity, body image, ageism, racism, sexism and ableism.Β Some characters are based on the experiences of friends or her own life, while others draw inspiration from the stories many women have shared across the Internet.Β 

    β€œI see those situations I portray every day,” she wrote. β€œI lived some of them myself.”

    Despite quickly garnering thousands of enthusiastic comments and shares on Facebook, the project started as something personal β€” so personal, in fact, that Rossetti is still figuring out what to call it. For now, the images reside in albums simply titled β€œWOMEN in english!β€œ or ”Mujeres en espaΓ±ol!β€œ which is fitting: Rossetti’s illustrations encompass a vast set of experiences that together create a powerful picture of both women’s identity and oppression.

    One of the most interesting aspects of the project is the way it has struck such a global chord.Β Rossetti originally wrote the text of the illustrations in Portuguese, and then worked with an Australian woman to translate them to English. A group of Israeli feminists also took it upon themselves to create versions of the illustrations inΒ Hebrew. Now, more people have reached out to Rossetti through Facebook and offered to translate her work into even more languages. Next on the docket? Spanish, Russian, German and Lithuanian.

    It’s an inspiring show of global solidarity, but the message of Rossetti’s art is clear in any language.Β Above all, her images celebrate being true to oneself, respecting others and questioning what society tells us is acceptable or beautiful.

    β€œI can’t change the world by myself,” Rossetti said. β€œBut I’d love to know that my work made people review their privileges and be more open to understanding and respecting one another.””

    From the site:Β All images courtesy Carol Rossetti and used with permission.Β You can find more illustrations, as well as more languages, on herΒ Facebook page.

    silentauroriamthereal

    Oooh. I reblogged a partial version of this recently but I didn’t know how many more there were! I LOVE these!

    littlebluboxx

    OK SO THERE ARE TONS MORE OF THESE OF THE ARTISTS FB PAGE. GUYS THESE ARE AWESOME.

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    LOOK

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    AT

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    THESE

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    LETS APPLAUD CAROL ROSSETTI EVERYONE

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    Β  LOOK

    inkahootz18

    Um, these are like the best thing ever.

    plushi16

    I wish i got nice things like that. Everyone is always judging me based on my choices.

    cc-the-pathetic-nobody

    Everyone needs to see this! Spread this post!!!

    im-p-short

    A few of these I absolutely needed to save to remember at times

    saturnic-vapour

    I’ll send it again because this is wonderful

    virge-of-a-breakdown

    My favorite thing about this is how there’s diversity in the women even when it isn’t relevant. There are more fat women than just the illustrations regarding body image. There are multiple women in wheelchairs even when the text isn’t focusing on it. there are so many different races and ethnicity even when that’s not what the words are focusing on. One of them doesn’t have a left arm and it isn’t the focus. It’s beautiful, showing the overlap between all these things.

    enby-phoenix

    Yes! I was going to say that too.

    amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    follovved

    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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    timelordpillbug

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    hikingnerd

    When Russia sends you nudes

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    becketts-one-and-done

    This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

    onfirelikegasoline

    reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

    tree-of-blue-squirrel

    reblog it, because Russia canΒ΄t

    maradaisykat

    Thanks ObamaΒ 

    roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

    When Russia makes this post illegal

    earthnicity

    I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

    dovahdez

    I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

    fanvergentinanexistentialcrisis

    I have found a Legendary Post