*Slams Reblog button my screen cracks*
Excellent.
Listen up!
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.
And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.
You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.
This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.
As someone who nearly commited suicide at multiple occasions REBLOG THIS!!
*reblogs the fuck out of this*
-slams the reblog button-
Me- I donβt wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: IοΈ donβt want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like Godβs got both our backs today)
Bless this day β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said βI want a reason to go somewhereβ while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
Reblog this post to get something you want
IT WORKS
Putting the intention out there
please lucky pencil
I need this for my upcoming exams and assignments π
Letβs get this party started HA!HA!HA!
Sure as pie!!
We are Jerome
We are all JeromeΒ
wooohoooooo
βNow, I know what youβre all thinking. Why have I gathered this Legion of Horribles? That has a nice ring to it.β
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Hey, Iβll give it a shot!
You god damn fools look what youβve done
Scheduling this on Saturday, July 4th, 2020, for March 1st. Please god I hope this works, even if I forget i did it
LMAO it worked Iβm going to go see Hamilton on Tuesday β¨β¨
letβs see what happensπ₯³
IT WORKED FOR ME!!!!
β¦it worked.
MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how βI donβt know who Iβm talking toβ blah blah. So please, if you arenβt a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
If you donβt reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.
everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers
*cracks the earth in half from hitting the reblog button so hard*
Iβm honestly worried about people who donβt follow thisβ¦!
There are some sickos out thereβ¦
great idea :DD rebloging, nope iβm not a predator
ha ha nope
Proving that Iβm not some 45 year old man
Hi, yes, Iβm not a creep- thanks for coming to my TED talk
Nope no fourty year old men here
Iβm not a predator. My blog is safe for yall.
No pred. Just a smol hyper bean . π
Not a creep just an over analying fangirl who will stop at nothing to find every head canon lol
Not a creep unless you count a teenage girl as one lol
I am no pedophile. Enjoy your day.
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you donβt have this on your blog at least once, get out.
A original meme.
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE MEME WHAT EVEN MY LIFE IS A LIE
The OG of memes.
OH MY GOD IβVE NEVER SEEN THE FULL THING BEFORE.Β
This is really not okay.
I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.
If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that itβs different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.
Iβm just going to REBLOG this all the fucking time
I SWEAR I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS.
This is not okay. Gender does not matter. Forcing someone will never be okay. Never.
Iβm looking at every single one of my 290+ followers right now, and Iβm expecting you to reblog this.
Hey I hope you all reblog this AND DONβT IGNORE THIS.
Women can be just as abusive as men, despite what society tells you.
This is the post that brought my attention to the abuse of men. I hope it can help someone else.
Someone who follows me better reblog this.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!
P REACH!!!
She hits him and still thinks sheβll get some? Abusive AND dumb!
If you see this post then you need toΒ STOPΒ SCROLLING because you can lookΒ at the cute cat pictures later.Β REBLOG and spread the word because this is VERY IMPORTANT. Everyone should be aware that forcing someone and making them do things without their consent is wrong regardless of their gender.
not only does she slap him but she kisses him?? that is sexual assault right there.
Reblogπmyπchildrenπbcπthisπshitπisπreallyπfuckingπreal!!π
I will personally punch that bitch if I ever see her
Why is tumblr telling me Iβve already reblogged this, I swear Iβve never seen it before
Regardless, Iβm reblogging it now bc it needs to be shared
This is super important. Anybody can be the abuser, and it can be more subtle that that. Always be careful.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
reblog this shit guys
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
ππΎπ°π΅
remember, this is for a DOOR lock.
remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.
its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this smallΒ βclickβ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.
.
if youre picking one of these
you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.
. if its one of these
you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.
. for a chain deadbolt,
you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down
. for one of these rotating combination locks
you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:
spin this bitch to the right about two or three times toΒ βresetβ it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops
.
now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!
donβt mind me im just reblogging
Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, heβs amazing.
His videos are always so blazΓ©, like βhereβs yet another fucking disappointing lock to pickβ and heβs so good.
Completely innocent reblog
The most non suspicious reblog
I LOVE LOCKS AND LOCKPICKING YES FINALLY THIS IS ON MY DASH YAAAAAY /g
Take note
that second gif is what your dad did to my intestines last night
getting blocked on tumblr dot com speedrun
The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough
Bucky with the Good Arm on Twitter
βThe Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.β
https://href.li/?https://twitter.com/benjancewicz/status/1408443857289814017
I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.
Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.
Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.
Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.
They were CHILDREN.
They were murdered in cold blood.
Iβd like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldnβt have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how βgreatβ they were.
Hereβs another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didnβt get a picture
People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.
Reblog this or just stop following me
I had seen the first picture of the church, but not the second.
I went to a βCancel Canada Dayβ event and burst into tears - not because I was surprised to learn of the unmarked graves (survivors told us they were there. Our government pushed it aside, and we let them), but because seeing all the people gathered in mourning drove it home: They. Were. Children.
This is my countryβs legacy - and itβs not history. The last schools closed during my lifetime. My Father went to school with students who lived at the local residential school, after it was changed to a boarding house (read: holding centre) for indigenous youth who went to local schools.
They were all children, injured, abused, and killed in my countryβs attempt to erase them. I want the world to see this and hold the state accountable to *active* reconciliation> I mean we could at least truly adopt UNDRIP in action instead of words for godβs sake.
βImage Credit: Carol Rossetti
When Brazilian graphic designer Carol RossettiΒ began posting colorful illustrations of women and their stories toΒ Facebook, she had no idea how popular they would become.Β
Thousands of shares throughout the world later, the appeal of Rosettiβs work is clear. Much like the street art phenomenonΒ Stop Telling Women To Smile, Rossettiβs empowering images are the kind you want to post on every street corner, as both a reminder and affirmation of womenβs bodily autonomy.Β
βIt has always bothered me, the worldβs attempts to control womenβs bodies, behavior and identities,β Rossetti toldΒ MicΒ via email. βItβs a kind of oppression so deeply entangled in our culture that most people donβt even see itβs there, and how cruel it can be.β
Rossettiβs illustrations touch upon an impressive range of intersectional topics, including LGBTQ identity, body image, ageism, racism, sexism and ableism.Β Some characters are based on the experiences of friends or her own life, while others draw inspiration from the stories many women have shared across the Internet.Β
βI see those situations I portray every day,β she wrote. βI lived some of them myself.β
Despite quickly garnering thousands of enthusiastic comments and shares on Facebook, the project started as something personal β so personal, in fact, that Rossetti is still figuring out what to call it. For now, the images reside in albums simply titled βWOMEN in english!β or βMujeres en espaΓ±ol!β which is fitting: Rossettiβs illustrations encompass a vast set of experiences that together create a powerful picture of both womenβs identity and oppression.
One of the most interesting aspects of the project is the way it has struck such a global chord.Β Rossetti originally wrote the text of the illustrations in Portuguese, and then worked with an Australian woman to translate them to English. A group of Israeli feminists also took it upon themselves to create versions of the illustrations inΒ Hebrew. Now, more people have reached out to Rossetti through Facebook and offered to translate her work into even more languages. Next on the docket? Spanish, Russian, German and Lithuanian.
Itβs an inspiring show of global solidarity, but the message of Rossettiβs art is clear in any language.Β Above all, her images celebrate being true to oneself, respecting others and questioning what society tells us is acceptable or beautiful.
βI canβt change the world by myself,β Rossetti said. βBut Iβd love to know that my work made people review their privileges and be more open to understanding and respecting one another.ββ
From the site:Β All images courtesy Carol Rossetti and used with permission.Β You can find more illustrations, as well as more languages, on herΒ Facebook page.
Oooh. I reblogged a partial version of this recently but I didnβt know how many more there were! I LOVE these!
OK SO THERE ARE TONS MORE OF THESE OF THE ARTISTS FB PAGE. GUYS THESE ARE AWESOME.
LOOK
AT
THESE
LETS APPLAUD CAROL ROSSETTI EVERYONE
Β LOOK
Um, these are like the best thing ever.
I wish i got nice things like that. Everyone is always judging me based on my choices.
Everyone needs to see this! Spread this post!!!
A few of these I absolutely needed to save to remember at times
Iβll send it again because this is wonderful
My favorite thing about this is how thereβs diversity in the women even when it isnβt relevant. There are more fat women than just the illustrations regarding body image. There are multiple women in wheelchairs even when the text isnβt focusing on it. there are so many different races and ethnicity even when thatβs not what the words are focusing on. One of them doesnβt have a left arm and it isnβt the focus. Itβs beautiful, showing the overlap between all these things.
Yes! I was going to say that too.
I love this!
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia canΒ΄t
Thanks ObamaΒ
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have found a Legendary Post
ITS HERE
Canβt risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
Well Iβm not risking that
BROTHERS!!!
Rebloging for the duck brothers
I need the creativity, give it to me please Mr Ducks sirs