How to Eat Your Girl Right

    By a Girl. For the Girls.

    Start Slow

    Kiss your way down her body and tease her thighs and buttocks for a while before you make contact with any part of her genitalia. This will turn her on before you start the real action. Get close so that she thinks you’re going to zero in on her at any second, but don’t give in immediately.

    Warm Her Up

    Before you remove her underwear, breathe hot air through it against her genital area. Breathe softly but warmly for short bursts at a time. You can alternate between doing this and kissing her thighs and stomach.

    Don’t Dive In

    When you begin to kiss and lick her vulva, work your way in slowly from the outside. Start by licking the outer edges of the outer lips (labia), then very slowly spread them, and lick and kiss the inner lips, and around the vagina. Do this gently, as though you were still teasing her. You’ll work your way up to more intense action eventually.

    Wait For The Clitoris

    Try to hold off from coming in contact with her clitoris for as long as you can, even as you kiss her labia and vagina. When you do begin to lick it, do it softly, and focus on the clitoral hood (just above the clitoris), since most women prefer indirect clitoral contact before they’re fully aroused.

    Lick The Alphabet

    If you’re not sure which strokes are best to approach the clitoris, try Sam Kinison’s famous suggestion and lick the shape of every letter in the alphabet as a means of offering a wide variety of approaches. Make them wide from time to time to cover the whole genital area, and make them small at other times, centering on the clitoris itself.

    Suck It Up

    As she becomes more aroused, you can gently suck her clitoris into your mouth and flick your tongue over it. This combines suction with a much faster rhythm. We like that a lot.

    Listen For Her Reaction

    Listen carefully to what she says and the sounds she makes. If she sounds excited, keep doing what you’re doing for as long as you can. When she seems to respond less, it’s time to try a new stroke.


    You’ve heard of fellatio being called a “hummer,” but it works just as well if you close your mouth and hum against her clitoris every once in a while too.

    Grab Hold

    Hold on to her thighs or her backside so you can rub yourself against her well. From there you can also reach up and caress her breasts or, if she likes, place your hands near her mouth so she can suck on your fingers.

    Get Your Whole Face Into It

    Someone once said that if your eyelids aren’t sticky after giving a woman oral sex, you didn’t do all you could to please her. Use your nose, cheeks and chin (clean shaven; no one wants sandpaper down there), and move them around. Even if you’re just using your mouth, shaking your face from side to side and up and down will enhance friction in a great way.

    Use Your Fingers

    Penetrating your woman with one finger and making a “come here” motion is a great way to locate her G-spot, which will raise the ante of her orgasm. Even if you don’t know where her G-spot is (it’s good to have some experience with it beforehand), just penetrating her as you lick her. You can also alternate between penetrating her with your penis and pleasuring her orally. (And ladies, if you don’t know where your G-spot is, shoot me a message. We can work on that!)

    Maintain Eye Contact

    You may lose track of what you’re doing in the excitement of it all, but it’s good to make eye contact with your lover, and give her a smile and a look that says, “There’s nowhere else I’d rather be.”

    Know When To Continue

    When your woman gets close to orgasm, make sure you do everything she wants you to. No matter if you have a kink in your neck or your arm’s falling asleep, keep doing exactly what you’re doing until you’re sure she’s had her orgasm.

    Know When To Stop

    The clitoris is extremely sensitive after climax, so when her orgasm is over, you don’t want to keep licking it as intensely as you were before she reached orgasm. As she climaxes, continue licking, but gently taper off as her reaction begins to mellow.

    Blow Her Away

    While all of these are useful ideas, the real magic of oral pleasure is doing the unexpected, so as you put these ideas to use, remember to be spontaneous as often as you can.

    And keep in mind that you must be enthusiastic at all times – if you want us to go down on you willingly, then we deserve the same in return.


    Reblog with your birthday until you find your birthday twin!!

    🎈04.22.93🎈 🎁🎂🎈🎊🎁


    10/17 😌😌


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    September 1st


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    12 March erykahbaddont close enough👯


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    October 17 libras get ready we gonna fuck shit up


    thoughtstobeprocessed You have the same birthday as my boyfriend. Lol but sadly he doesn’t have a tumblr :(


    Aug 27th


    July 30th 😋


    Ah shit I found my birthday twin quitetheitgirl


    March 7th


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    April 2nd 👑🎈


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    The poppinest!!!


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    Feb 17 anyone?😢


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    March 22nd.


    Layers of Nudity

    Ok, here goes. Nudity, at least for me, comes in stages–or layers. Of course children are naked at birth and enjoy being naked after they’re potty trained because it really is the natural and instinctive way to be. But for older children and adults, we lose that innocent and natural instinct…because “clothes”.

    Necessitative Nudity
    For most people they are only nude or of the necessity the situation or activity that they are currently in. Some may be extremely nervous in those scenarios, but most recognize the necessity of these circumstancesand willingly strip down. The situations and circumstances are pretty obvious. By necessity, one must be naked to bathe, to change clothes, to be checked by a medical doctor, or to be prepped for surgery. Some of these may extend beyond ‘private moments’ alone or with your physician, and may include a small group of others–friends, familymembers, etc. Giving birth with close family at hand comes to mind, as does using a restroom at a club or a locker room at a gym or spa.

    Sexual Nudity
    Here’s where everyone freaks out. If you’re naked with someone outside of those necessitative nude moments, it MUST be for sex! Well, no. ..but having sex does–by necessity–require nudity to some extent. In the moments of passion and romance, most people don’t mind stripping down for a roll in the hay! But sexual nudity extends beyond just the act of intercourse. Cooking a romantic meal wearing only an apron is definitely in this catagory. Showers together or an intimate strip tease are certainly examples of sexual nudity. Basically, any nudity that is given the intent or purpose of arousing sexual desire or instigating sexual intercourse resides firmly in this camp. But, as you will read, nudity is NOT exclusively bound to the act or intimation of sex.

    Familial Nudity
    Children are, by nature, very instinctive toward nudity. Their innocence, coupled with their natural curiosity, makes them want and need to see their family members nude too. So, parents can and should be nude with their children. And it’s safer for them as well. Bathing with your toddler and preschooler eliminates the possibility of accidental tub deaths. Skin on skin contact between parent and child deepens bonding. Seeing parents and siblings nude answers many unspoken questions about their bodies and what others look like, which reduces the unrealistic expectations society had placed on body types and beauty.

    Casual Nudity
    Casual nudity is that point in your life where you have accepted your body and if others see it, it’s no big deal. This may be a group of bffs hanging out nude at a spa or sauna. A party where you get dared to flash yourself at others. It’s not sexual, and it’s not like you hang out nude with others all the time, but if your seen naked by others on occasion, you won’t panic. Usually this is found within close knit circles of same sex friends, but can–from time to time–include friends of the opposite sex.

    Home Nudity
    This is causal nudity to the next step. This is realizing whether alone, with family or friends, that this is your house and you can be free within the confines of your home or property. It usually means that it is more rare for you to be clothed at home than not. From the moment you hit the front door for the evening, until you walk out the next morning to work, you are naked and free. Friends know this and expect it when they stop by. Family members don’t object and may even join in. A lot more people fall into this layer than many may realize.

    Social Nudity
    Believe it or not, this is NOT the final layer! This is the person who truly identifies as a nudist. They actively seek out social interaction in the buff. They meet with other nudists at clubs, home groups, nude beaches, etc. And they do it all for the express purpose of being nude together! But what makes them different from our next layer is that nudism isn’t a permanent lifestyle for them…yet.

    Systematic Nudity
    Here is the person who has completely abandoned clothing. Dressing only when absolutely necessary, they live, eat, breathe nudity. They probably haven’t worn undergarments or a bra in years. The only clothes they do own are probably loose and baggy. They function in every day life without ever getting dressed!

    Global Nudity
    There may be variations and sub layers to all that i have discussed, but the ultimate goal and final layer must truly be the acceptance and adoption of the nude body world wide. It may not be necessary for everyone to be nude, but certainly to have the stigma and legal penalties for the natural, naked body to be removed in all walks of life. They dream of a world where great works of art depicting the nude form are not scandalized or defaced because of public outcry. Where breastfeeding mothers are not shamed because of their breasts. Where a man sun bathing in his own back yard is not arrested because of nosey neighbors. Where children are not sexualized at an early age, but can remain naked in innocence until they are older. Where sex is no longer used as a marketing tool and then condemned as evil and perverse. Where the naked body CAN be sexually nude, but is not automatically assumed to be.

    These are my views on nudity anyway. Do you agree? Disagree? Where do you fall into the layers? Let me know!


    Must reblog 👍👍👍


    Awesome post


    THEME DAYS (updated July 21, 2017)

    I know if youre like me, you cant seem to remember all of the theme days. And I know that these days are so important for up and coming bloggers that want a bit of notoriety. I relied heavily on theme days when I started, in order to be noticed. This is part of the reason why I started my own theme: Babes N Bling Thursday! So I have created an updated list of active theme days for you all to use at your discretion. If I miss any, let me know and I will update the list and post the date so you know when its accurate.


    Lingerie Monday @sassysexymilf
    Jean Porn Monday @luvtoplaydirty
    Words Brought To Life @just2haveatasteofu
    Man Hands Monday @milflatina
    Man Handled Monday @kinkyinour40s
    Yummy Mommy Monday @beyondbroken69
    Mouth Monday @monchichitamberine
    Mugshot Monday @missvaliant
    Military Monday @missvalkyrie1
    BoobBoost Monday @nerdybustybabe
    Beautiful Mom Monday @mehorneydaddy


    Topless Tuesday @shymilfmarie
    Touch of Color @robeatsbooeybox
    Titty Tuesday @bigtitmilflover
    Tie Porn Tuesday @aurorasangels
    Tips/Tits Out Tuesday @luvtoplaydirty
    Tits & Tats Tuesday @beyondbroken69
    Tattuesday @omgdirtydd
    Toes on Tuesday @toeslave361


    Panty Wednesday @smexymacmilf4
    Black & White @mischievouschivette
    White Wednesday(every 2weeks) @southerngent67
    Squat Booty Wednesday @sexygirlwholifts
    Super Hero @missvaliant
    Humpday @mrmrssecret
    Hump Day Wednesday @sexyclassydirtygirl
    Work Fun @superblymysticalrunaway
    Stylized Wednesday @justasexywifey
    Underboob Wednesday @jdriley82
    HotWife Wednesday @powercouple-pnw
    Workout Wednesday @htiaf687


    Babes N Bling @lillybgoddess
    Tshirt Thursday @rippedjeanseyesofgreen
    Towel Porn Thursday @luvtoplaydirty
    Chuck Taylor Thursday @ouranonymoussex
    Thong/Thigh High Thursday @mrmrssecret
    Cereal/Breakfast Porn Thursday @mcnutty23
    Beard/Facial Hair Appreciation @missvaliant
    Dad Bod @womaninneedofsanity


    Braless Friday @shymilfmarie
    Lips & Tits Friday @justmyboobs
    Red Hot Friday @a-cunning-linguist-13
    Fishnet Friday @mrbuckeyebeastman
    Fine Ass Friday @hotblondemilfjea
    Fully Dressed Friday @youngone20
    R.E.D. Friday @2curious2kno
    Babes N Beer Friday @germasian-couple
    Forearm Friday @htiaf687
    Flash em Friday @vandalsginger
    Freckles Friday @brodydangeldorpher
    Fun with Filters Friday @milehighhotwife
    Smiles Friday @vinnyvienna


    Share Your Sexy Saturday @mrmrssecret
    Sideboob/Underboob Saturday @justasexywifey
    Bookish Saturday @milflatina
    Spoturday @ottydots
    SSMILF Saturday @sacohen
    Sheer Saturday @superblymysticalrunaway
    Sexy/Sun Worship @memoirsfromthehottub
    See Thru Saturday @splani
    Ass Saturday @perfectsluttywife
    Couples Saturday @mmlewis6609


    Sexy Outdoor Sunday @robeatsbooeybox
    Cleavage Sunday @curiouswinekitten2
    Sunday Swap(Theme varies) @lolo1814
    Sharing is Caring @jackandallison2
    Submission Sunday @hotfreaksforlife
    Mom Bod Sunday @carnal-erotic-desires
    Coffee & Boobs Sunday @coffee-and-boobs48

    Everyday Submissions and Themes:

    Heels 4 Days @salntandslnner
    submissions welcome @mrmrssecret
    submissions welcome @lnacouple
    Expose your Titties daily @exposeyourtitties
    Daily Themes @delhancho
    Daily Themes @assnation85


    Ok this list has been updated, and accurate as of today July 21, 2017


    Most of the links should be active now! Reblog off of this posting please

    (FREE) Insanity Workout Videos

    there’s a list of insanity workout links going around tumblr but the link is the same for each video???? lmao anyways here is an “updated” version with correct links… this is mainly for me to reference but feel free to use this for easy access to insanity! GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FITNESS JOURNEY!!!!!!

    1.Fit Test 

    2.Plyometric Cardio Circuit 

    3.Cardio Power & Resistance 

    4.Cardio Recovery 

    5.Pure Cardio 

    6.Cardio Abs 

    7.Core Cardio & Balance 

    8.Max Interval Circuit 

    9.Max Interval Plyo 

    10.Max Cardio Conditioning 

    11.Max Recovery 

    12.Insane Abs 

    13.Max Interval Sports Training 

    14.Upper Body Weight Training


    I got three Bs and a C in school and our system is so fucked up that those aren’t high enough to maintain my millenium scholarship. I no longer can afford college even with my loans. Thanks america for this fucked up education. ✌️🖕peace out unlv


    That really sucks. I hate how the grading system is done in college. For my program, I have to maintain a 78% or better in all my classes or I am done, and to top that off, if I get below an 80% on a lab practical exam, I am done with the program as well. After all you have invested and worked so hard for it's a crime that it can be taken away for what I consider above average grades. I'm really sorry. I wish I could do something.