Before the president made it mandatory for schools to run their students through the redneck program, David here was a straight A student. Slightly fat, pale, and nerdy with a capital N. But after the program, some side training, and his father fully supporting the whole thing and helping the government push his son, David is a new man. As you can see he has fully accepted his true American roots and embraced being a redneck.

"Murica home of the fuckin' free, Yee haw!"