“Who, me?”

“Yeah, bro. We want you to rush Sigma Nu.”

“I’ve heard bad things about that frat. No thanks.”

“You’d be perfect. Already got on the tank - no sleeves in Sigma Nu, bro - and you got some good definition. What’s your major?”

“Uh, physics.”

“Yeah, that would have to change. Like sports?”

“I watch a game or two, sure, but not really.”

“Yeah, that’d change, too. I say you’re perfect, bro. Come down to the house and we’ll get you started.”

“I think I’ll pass.”

“They all say that at first, bro, until they hear the call…”

“Call? What call?”

“You’ll see, bro… see you soon, pledge.”