Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

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every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

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i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

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apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

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[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I'd see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”

The previous images are photos of the plant.]

reasons I would be dead if i were a muggleborn witch; 

I’m half dead because I’ve been literally drawing these for the whole day but oH WELL it was worth it;)

Drawing third-year first-years is always fun. Noya and Tanaka are just checking on their not-so-longer kouhais and discover some..things.

had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called ‘GrungleBunk’ just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life

hansolostrickedoutweedvan

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

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#what’s that behind your ear professor snape #detention (x)

unrelated, but you are also julius caesar

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on death with 1. lilies abounded, @petfurniture, twitter; 2. frances molina, “o’death”

soracities

Garden of Death, Hugo Simberg

i think our hole friends should keep being friends when our lives are not in danger or else i will keep crying about it forever

finding hope in humanity and other people

Terry Pratchett, from ‘A Hat Full of Sky’ (2004)

You can’t remember your name? No, but for some reason I remember yours.
Spritied Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

��Let me make a reservation, don’t get a boyfriend until i see you again. 

Migration

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natalie wee, “least of all,” from our bodies & other fine machines / cameron awkward-rich, “mediations in an emergency.”

life rlly just feels like a vicious cycle of whispering to yrself "im good. im kind. i am a lover. i am. soft handed." & it returns back to you as "are you sure? are you sure? are you sure?"

cool doji danshi will be like

“i accidentally put the candles in my birthday cake upside down. we bought drinks and they’re not labeled, so we don’t know which belongs to who. i forgot to take the lens off the camera before taking a picture. i got a sleeping mask at work and kept it on for hours.“

and then it’ll be like “the connections you form with the people around you, even when they are fleeting, are what truly spark joy and creativity. it’s completely okay to mess up; take your mistakes in stride and laugh at yourself. finding your passions requires taking initiative, even when you’re scared of the vulnerability that comes with being honest about what you want. even in adulthood, you are still capable of learning and growing from the people around you.” 

and then it’ll go back to “i keep reading the same line of this book over and over again. i thought the mannequin at the store was a real person. i thought the pants i left on the floor was my cat. i mistook the pack of mints at my desk for a computer mouse.“