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The Watcher by Kez Laczin

kezrekade

I’m glad you all like my art! I made another version you might like.. :3c
~The Watcher, Unsealed~

k-lionheart

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

virgilssweaterpaws

He’s just hanging out 😂

cherymoon330

there we go

k-lionheart

oh

virgilssweaterpaws

This will make sense I promise.

cherymoon330

lemme just

zuesue

oh my GOD

goat-plushie

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

scorch-mechanic

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

silverlightpony

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

sexhaver

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

the-hittite

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

smallest-feeblest-boggart

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

legalizememes

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

oh i guess that makes sense

durbikins

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

jadehariey

what the fuck

vicariouslylivingx

I just….?

monkeymug

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

poisonousquinzel

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

the same blastoise.

beardedmrbean

.His last words before being killed were, totally worth it.

ask-smolder34

I did that to Dashie once, she just pulled me down next to her and said, good prank

a-spoonful-of-generosity

Good job, jackass, you ruined her phone!

If somepony did that to me, I would literally put them in a dog house for the night and break their fucking legs so they can't leave it.

ask-smolder34

I know you're referencing the vid, but neither of us had our phones on us, they were both charging. And I almost always enjoy it when Fluttershy pranks me.

of-starships-and-wombats

Sasuke scowled. There was no way he could avenge the Uchiha bloodline if these ponies kept having a loud conversation every time he tried to plot.

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

balalaikaboss

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

sirtroyofbaker

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

headspace-hotel

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

7th-seraph

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

bardofspades

J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

tyleroakley

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

starkstrider

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

eponinejosette

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

femmecrip

Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)

spiritofcamelot

Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue

MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

intuitive-revelations

…i may have put way too much time into this

brawltogethernow

Can’t say I was expecting that.

prodigaldaughteralice

#I know the TARDIS has a lot of rooms but the empty control room shot absolutely implies#that this is just the TARDIS vibing by herself with the others are out saving the day etc#and that makes this for me (via @starsailorstories)

thejorie-deactivated20160327

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

peble

do they smoke weed?

thejorie

Yes, actually.

gucciballs

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

thejorie

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

gccgrimm

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

thejorie

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

madamekagamine

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

thejorie

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

19leahjade96

Well that escalated quickly……

thejorie

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

jackbecq

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

thejorie

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

xilast-zurvifferman

this dude playin omg 

thejorie

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*
Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

lizardsister

happy 4/20

visualshock-archive

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

laughconfetti

loud warning