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Peach Time...Ur Cool Pal Luce™ | 19 | asexual | ♎ | they/them | ♡non binary♡| Hi hello my name is Luce and I am just your friendly neighborhood peach 🍑 Icon by Noahmead.tumblr.com
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Ur Cool Pal Luce™ | 19 | asexual | ♎ | they/them | ♡non binary♡| Hi hello my name is Luce and I am just your friendly neighborhood peach 🍑 Icon by Noahmead.tumblr.com
self-portrait based on my reflection in this jar of peaches
the weirdest thing in stardew valley is when Lewis begs you not to tell anyone he has a girlfriend because of his “position” and “authority” when he’s…the mayor, of a town of like 20 people. what authority? and how does dating someone undermine it? is there a rule that says the mayor has to be celibate? what? lewis don’t be such a drama queen i promise literally nobody cares that you’re fucking the ranch lady
I read every Sonic comic by Ken Penders, and they’re wilder than you could ever imagine
For years now, former Archie Sonic writer Ken Penders has been most well known for his legal battles with Archie and Sega in which he acquired the rights to his characters and stories. Among dedicated Sonic fans, he’s also known for his bad tweets and strange art style.
You know what doesn’t come up as often? The actual content of his stories.
Sure, everyone vaguely knows the Archie comics are weird, and it’s easy to find goofy out-of-context panels. But that’s only skimming the surface. What’s up with the bizarre recurring themes in his stories? The obsession with asshole dads? The weird attempts at mature themes? Dingo firing squads executing civilians? A cartoon bee dying from eating an LSD-laced chili dog? Distasteful allusions to the Holocaust? Implications that teenage Sonic characters were having sex off-screen? Why did any of this happen?
Few can answer this, because few want to analyze over 100 issues of mediocre furry soap opera comics with bad politics. I mean, there’s no shortage of good Sonic comics you could read instead. Who would be stupid enough to do that?
Me. My name is Bobby Schroeder, and I’m stupid enough.
Five years ago, I started a blog to archive my journey through Archie Sonic. I jokingly gave it the name Thanks, Ken Penders.” Now, in 2019, I’ve finally finished reading every issue the man ever wrote for Sonic the Hedgehog and its spinoffs. To close out this first leg of my journey, I’d like to take some time to summarize what the fuck is up with Ken Penders’ bizarre Sonic comics.
top five things in cartoon trash
apple core, fish skeleton, bottle, tin can w/ ajar lid, miscellaneous background lumps of dark green
How the fuck can you leave out my main man banana peel
literally where would we be without alliums. in hell, probably
I have a thought to express:
there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm
Vampires can come out earlier
One sexy reason
the whole world would have ended if katara hadn’t gotten incoherently, righteously enraged with her brother and THAT’S the power of the cain instinct
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2020) dir. Jeff Fowler
This is my power. And I’m using it to protect my friends.
A Cult Expert Told Us How to Rescue a Friend from a Ripoff Marketing Scheme
There are definitely some giant mistakes you shouldn't make.
When asked if the process used to extract someone from an MLM was the same as the one he uses on victims of cults like Scientology, Ross laughed. “It is. It’s exactly the same process.”
straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf and i’m like this is a screenshot from an adam s*ndler movie
Don't you EVER forget:
Omgom
HONEY CONSUMPTION LEVEL:
1.) CASUAL
2.) FITNESS FREAK
3.) HEALTH NUT
4.) WILD BEAR
5.) POOH BEAR
Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind
Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind
why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase
You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase