teathattast

Cats of the Decade

leonardusquill

Don’t forget these beauts

hydrogenbymoon

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

princesstigerbelle

Can’t believe you forgot this one

self-portrait based on my reflection in this jar of peaches

nitro502

I made a thing

daymeinshitposts

Yes

the weirdest thing in stardew valley is when Lewis begs you not to tell anyone he has a girlfriend because of his “position” and “authority” when he’s…the mayor, of a town of like 20 people. what authority? and how does dating someone undermine it? is there a rule that says the mayor has to be celibate? what? lewis don’t be such a drama queen i promise literally nobody cares that you’re fucking the ranch lady

I read every Sonic comic by Ken Penders, and they’re wilder than you could ever imagine

Bobby Schroeder

https://medium.com/@ponett/i-read-every-sonic-comic-by-ken-penders-and-theyre-wilder-than-you-could-ever-imagine-1f9dd05ae433

For years now, former Archie Sonic writer Ken Penders has been most well known for his legal battles with Archie and Sega in which he acquired the rights to his characters and stories. Among dedicated Sonic fans, he’s also known for his bad tweets and strange art style.

You know what doesn’t come up as often? The actual content of his stories.

Sure, everyone vaguely knows the Archie comics are weird, and it’s easy to find goofy out-of-context panels. But that’s only skimming the surface. What’s up with the bizarre recurring themes in his stories? The obsession with asshole dads? The weird attempts at mature themes? Dingo firing squads executing civilians? A cartoon bee dying from eating an LSD-laced chili dog? Distasteful allusions to the Holocaust? Implications that teenage Sonic characters were having sex off-screen? Why did any of this happen?

Few can answer this, because few want to analyze over 100 issues of mediocre furry soap opera comics with bad politics. I mean, there’s no shortage of good Sonic comics you could read instead. Who would be stupid enough to do that?

Me. My name is Bobby Schroeder, and I’m stupid enough.

Five years ago, I started a blog to archive my journey through Archie Sonic. I jokingly gave it the name ���Thanks, Ken Penders.” Now, in 2019, I’ve finally finished reading every issue the man ever wrote for Sonic the Hedgehog and its spinoffs. To close out this first leg of my journey, I’d like to take some time to summarize what the fuck is up with Ken Penders’ bizarre Sonic comics.

Read the full article on Medium

grimelords

top five things in cartoon trash

apple core, fish skeleton, bottle, tin can w/ ajar lid, miscellaneous background lumps of dark green

chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces

How the fuck can you leave out my main man banana peel

curseworm

literally where would we be without alliums. in hell, probably

curseworm

thank you alliums for making food taste good

I have a thought to express:

teaboot

Rival sorcerers

horreurscopes

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

another-exclus

Vampires can come out earlier

captain-americas-ass-tm

One sexy reason

eternalgirlscout

the whole world would have ended if katara hadn’t gotten incoherently, righteously enraged with her brother and THAT’S the power of the cain instinct

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2020) dir. Jeff Fowler

This is my power. And I’m using it to protect my friends.

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

When asked if the process used to extract someone from an MLM was the same as the one he uses on victims of cults like Scientology, Ross laughed. “It is. It’s exactly the same process.”

straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf and i’m like this is a screenshot from an adam s*ndler movie

Don't you EVER forget:

Omgom

HONEY CONSUMPTION LEVEL:

1.) CASUAL

2.) FITNESS FREAK

3.) HEALTH NUT

4.) WILD BEAR

5.) POOH BEAR

yesterdaysprint

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

frobnicate

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

frobnicate

Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

champagnemoon

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

andhumanslovedstories

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase