lookathernow

Ariana Grande, ending white cis-het misogynists one at a time

focusmp3

I would’ve scratched myself to blood to not walk out that room if i was in her position

brugalboobs

These dudes are such trash

midnight-revelation

*After 10 minutes of aggressive heteronormativity and low-key misogyny*

Ariana: “I don’t wanna hang out at Power 106 anymore”

aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

qxessence

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

vickiekitties

Uhm, store brand is $1.98. You bourgeois fucks.

aplaceofhisown

Store brands tastes like shite. I might hate myself but I love myself too.

rainsuggestion

tomorrow will be softer

vicioussuggestion

tomorrows a fucking monday

*sees the beautiful orange leaves*

*is stressed out because i’m not making the most of it, i don’t know what i’m supposed to do but they will be gone soon and i’m running out of time* 

trying to figure out the plot of a musical from just its soundtrack

cizayox

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

michaonthemoon

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

academicfeminist

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

dafuqyouwantfrumme

This is good

why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn’t study for

Eau Claire Leader, Wisconsin, August 30, 1932

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no

That’s my little boy!  ♥

voguebarakat

twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
Beautiful mistake.

sangsterman

MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS. 

aggressivelytwerkinganderson

How the fuck do you do this on accident. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE

youtubeobsessedstuff

I might tag this with something stupid so I can always find it..

dil-howltersbunnyslippers

I want this as my ringtone

dil-howltersbunnyslippers

What if someone to found out all of these song names

dil-howlters-porthole

1) “In Too Deep” - Sum 41  2) “Misery Business” - Paramore 3) “Helena” - My Chemical Romance 4) “American Idiot” - Green Day 5) “Feeling This” - Blink 182 6) “Basketcase” - Green Day 7) “Stay Together for the Kids” - Blink 182 8) “Gives You Hell” - All-American Rejects 9) “The Rock Show” - Blink 182 10) “The Middle” - Jimmy Eat World 11) “I Caught Fire” - the Used 12) “Sugar, We’re Going Down” - Fall Out Boy 13) “That’s What You Get” - Paramore 14) “Five Mintues to Midnight” - Boys Like Girls 15) “Move Along” - All-American Rejects 16) “Stacy’s Mom” - Fountains of Wayne 17) “Dear Maria, Count Me In” - All Time Low 18) “Crushcrushcrush” - Paramore 19) “Here (In Your Arms)” - Hellogoodbye 20) “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been” - Relient K 21) “Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab For Cutie 22) “The Future Freaks Me Out” - Motion City Soundtrack 23) “My Friends Over You” - New Found Glory 24) “Fat Lip” - Sum 41 25) “Teenagers” - My Chemical Romance “Perfect” - Simple Plan there you go, all the songs

canwetalkaboutryanross

Best accident ever

I can lead with pride, I can make us strong. I’ll be satisfied if I play along. But the voice inside sings a different song. What is wrong with me? See the light as it shines on the sea? It’s blinding. But no one knows, how deep it goes. And it seems like it’s calling out to me, so come find me. And let me know..

For those of you who were asking who Katie Hall is and what her “Tears I might have shed” sequence sounded like, here you go. :) Best “Hate!” I’ve ever heard!

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying