cizayox

    I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

    like what stupid frenchman saw this:

    and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

    michaonthemoon

    j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

    et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

    academicfeminist

    I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

    dafuqyouwantfrumme

    This is good

    voguebarakat

    twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

    So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
    Beautiful mistake.

    sangsterman

    MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS. 

    aggressivelytwerkinganderson

    How the fuck do you do this on accident. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE

    youtubeobsessedstuff

    I might tag this with something stupid so I can always find it..

    dil-howltersbunnyslippers

    I want this as my ringtone

    dil-howltersbunnyslippers

    What if someone to found out all of these song names

    dil-howlters-porthole

    1) “In Too Deep” - Sum 41  2) “Misery Business” - Paramore 3) “Helena” - My Chemical Romance 4) “American Idiot” - Green Day 5) “Feeling This” - Blink 182 6) “Basketcase” - Green Day 7) “Stay Together for the Kids” - Blink 182 8) “Gives You Hell” - All-American Rejects 9) “The Rock Show” - Blink 182 10) “The Middle” - Jimmy Eat World 11) “I Caught Fire” - the Used 12) “Sugar, We’re Going Down” - Fall Out Boy 13) “That’s What You Get” - Paramore 14) “Five Mintues to Midnight” - Boys Like Girls 15) “Move Along” - All-American Rejects 16) “Stacy’s Mom” - Fountains of Wayne 17) “Dear Maria, Count Me In” - All Time Low 18) “Crushcrushcrush” - Paramore 19) “Here (In Your Arms)” - Hellogoodbye 20) “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been” - Relient K 21) “Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab For Cutie 22) “The Future Freaks Me Out” - Motion City Soundtrack 23) “My Friends Over You” - New Found Glory 24) “Fat Lip” - Sum 41 25) “Teenagers” - My Chemical Romance “Perfect” - Simple Plan there you go, all the songs

    canwetalkaboutryanross

    Best accident ever