yeah

barin-mclegg

Is this a fucking space mission or something. That poor pot...

astraldemise

do you guys think people in the pokemon world are allowed to bring their pokemon to work ? like id imagine it would be a case by case thing but do you think i could bring ornstein to work ? i can get another chair for my cubicle and he doesnt need to go through the client confidentiality training because he cant read

astraldemise

bringing my pet paper shredder that doesnt know how to use microsoft excel into the office

astraldemise

hey guys i see that some of you have concerns about bringing my bisharp into work and after some careful assessment we have provided him with some protective gear to avoid any potential risks in the workplace

quaculaarchive

what the fuck is wrong with uou why would you say that

puppymush

SHE KILLT SQUEAKY

yeahiwasintheshit

NEW HOMOPHOBIC DOG DROPPED!

i was looking up if there was a better way to reheat a crunchwrap than just nuking that bitch (i bought too much t bell the other night, don't @ me) and

WHOMST the fuck is sous vide-ing a crunchwrap. who is this for.

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lezbianz

this is for a part-time job as a barista

teaboot

"Madke the fuckign. Esspresso Essplode"

ottermatopoeia

oh! I finally have an excuse to share this story

one time I was applying to work at Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf as a part-time barista. The application was pretty standard.... until they required me to do a 15-minute 60-question TIMED SAT-style test, followed by a 15 PAGE agree-disagree personality test. for a part-time barista gig. AND they didn't even call me back.

Hello from my tits to yours

pangur-and-grim

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

Hello from my tits to yours

Hello from my tits to yours