simply vibing

Gemini. Slytherin. ENFJ.

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2021-01-21 08:36:40

    Professor: Who is Hamlet in love with?

    A het: Hamlet is only in love with Ophelia, no one else.

    A different het: No one, he just wants to bang his mom.

    Me, a gay homosexual who has read Hamlet and remembers the intensely homoerotic ride-or-die bond that he and Horatio had, and also that bisexual is a thing people can be: