Yasmine Wüster

Malkavian: tell me where cain is you piece of shit!

Stop sign: do you feel your vitae burning? Can you feel the beast within? The rage within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot harm me in a way that matters.

Malkavian: (sobbing) I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!!!

thebeserkingblacksmith

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

lokipagan

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

mwagneto

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

bananonbinary

i think it has to be a moving body of water. like, if theres definitely a corpse in a lake, im not gonna swim in it, but if someone died in a river, and its been a bit, idk the water has moved on at this point, its probably fine

sirartwork

reblog for noises

me at work when the store layout was changed without anyone telling me and customers keep expecting me to find things for them like i'm fucking theseus with his magic ball of yarn

girls be like "i'm fighting demons" and the demons is stolas like... girl do not fight h

tvguts

i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious

WIZARD COUNCIL 2022 BANNED SPELL LIST

rabm

me with my brain full of microplastics battling my grandpa with his brain full of lead

rabm

uh oh hes using his asbestos spitting attack id better avoid that

sketiana

shitbox 360

moriparty413

you left off the best response tho

mellointheory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

the-haiku-bot

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dectech

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

away-from-all-suns

1400s mummified crocodile hanging from the ceiling of a church, (Sanctuary of the Beata Vergine delle Grazie, Mantua, Italy).

prospitianescapee

That’s God.