



Yasmine Wüster
Yasmine Wüster
Malkavian: tell me where cain is you piece of shit!
Stop sign: do you feel your vitae burning? Can you feel the beast within? The rage within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot harm me in a way that matters.
Malkavian: (sobbing) I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!!!
It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’
So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?
loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance
i think it has to be a moving body of water. like, if theres definitely a corpse in a lake, im not gonna swim in it, but if someone died in a river, and its been a bit, idk the water has moved on at this point, its probably fine
reblog for noises
me at work when the store layout was changed without anyone telling me and customers keep expecting me to find things for them like i'm fucking theseus with his magic ball of yarn
girls be like "i'm fighting demons" and the demons is stolas like... girl do not fight h
i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious
WIZARD COUNCIL 2022 BANNED SPELL LIST
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
1400s mummified crocodile hanging from the ceiling of a church, (Sanctuary of the Beata Vergine delle Grazie, Mantua, Italy).
That’s God.