
Heathers of Pentlands, Scotland
Heathers of Pentlands, Scotland
liking my mutuals zero note posts so they know they’re not alone in this world
an unpleasant awakening
in a copy of konrad von würzburg's "trojanerkrieg", ca. 1441
source: Nürnberg, GNM, Hs. 998, fol. 15r
pls if you have a TikTok you have to follow this account
A gnome terrorist has just detonated a chocolate syrup bomb in the mushroom village
Untrue. Gnome brains cannot understand the idea of intentional cruelty. The bomb was intended for this year's shroomday parade and festival, but an ill-timed doze in the cool autumn air caused it to detonate prematurely.
an elf ate a gnome when nobody was looking
When gnobody was looking lol