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    cryptotheism

    A gnome terrorist has just detonated a chocolate syrup bomb in the mushroom village

    Untrue. Gnome brains cannot understand the idea of intentional cruelty. The bomb was intended for this year's shroomday parade and festival, but an ill-timed doze in the cool autumn air caused it to detonate prematurely.

    jame7t

    an elf ate a gnome when nobody was looking

    cryptotheism

    When gnobody was looking lol