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    the-mighty-birdy:

    hexpress:

    the-mighty-birdy:

    king-monky:

    tradicalskelly:

    king-monky:

    Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

    • a lifted truck
    • a lowered truck
    • those slanted wheels

    there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you

    Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck

    Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices

    Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse

    ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.

    CLOWNS.

    WORST ADDITION WORST ADDITION

    vanillacorpse:

    ot3:

    vanillacorpse:

    ot3:

    “Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

    i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

    ((A talking lion!?))

    “Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

    oh ive never tried one. let me 

    hhg. what is this flavor? 

    AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!