when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

fw102692

The bitch contoured with her Louboutin

cocaineteas

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

honeyfacemask

Me

deeecccc

And then imagine trying to itch your face and your finger comes back like you’ve just dipped it in a pot of vanilla extract. It say your man wants to kiss you or your friends go in for a group hug and you have to do it headless

the-homie-sexual

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

skvnnygvld

Now this sounds lit

Custom dress by Mak Tumang

batou

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

calakazam

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

me coming in to spread kind and loving words to my friends

flakyseasalt-deactivated2020102

will she ever stop talking

imperatortempus42

Denying freedom of speech in general is oppression, and I’m pretty sure Trump isn’t a fascist.

Me trying to get to the “year-end” release of LG5

Twitter Update (05/18)

WOW @JLo! #repost @people #jlo #jenniferlopez

calm-ish

KISSFULH

arcadiuswild

same

current mood: needs to be kissed

the moment violet won again

I feel like Popplio doesn’t care about the haters

Look at this smug little thing

#TeamPopplio

may

NOOOOOO!!! WHO DID THIS TO HER?? :’( im going to cry

ilikejollyranchersverymuch

a group of people beat up her 70 year old father in the Philippines

may

i want them dead