feed me

    redbean ice cream: ideal husband

    greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of

    mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend

    banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you

    mango ice cream: a tumblr ship

    strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites

    mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of

    cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you

    vanilla: how i found your blog

    orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you

    green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours

    jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have

    orange tea: a secret that i've kept

    oolong tea: my first love

    strawberry tea: favourite outfit

    milk tea: current fashion obsession

    bubble tea: fashion pet peeve

    strawberry iced tea: your best feature

    Baby: M-m

    Mother: Mama?

    Baby: My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

    Killer Asks

    TJ Lane: Who is your favourite actor/actress?

    Brenda Ann Spencer: How long have you been interested in crime?

    Jeffrey Dahmer: What's your favourite food?

    Aileen Wuornos: What colour are your eyes?

    Eric Harris: What's your favourite band?

    Dylan Klebold: How old are you?

    Ted Bundy: What's your biggest turn on?

    Richard Ramirez: What's your biggest turn off?

    Kip Kinkel: Who was the first killer you began researching?

    Paul Bernardo: Do you believe in ghosts?

    Ian Brady: What's your favourite animal?

    Ed Gein: What colour is your hair?

    Alyssa Bustamante: What's your favourite colour?

    Rod Ferrell: Do you have any piercings?

    Timothy McVeigh: What's your favourite time of year?

    Spell your name in my ask ok go

    ‎A - Available?

    B - Birthday?

    C - Crushing on?

    D - Drink you last had?

    E - Easiest person to talk to?

    F - Favourite song?

    G - Grade i hated?

    H - Hometown?

    I - Icecream flavour?

    J - Jellybean flavour?

    K - Killed someone?

    L- Longest friendship?

    M - Milkshake flavour?

    N - Number of siblings?

    O - One wish?

    P - Person who called me last?

    Q - Question your always asked?

    R - Reason to smile?

    S - Song i last sung?

    T - Time you woke up?

    U - Umbrella colour?

    V - Very best friend?

    W - Which celebrity i’d marry?

    X - X rays i had?

    Y - Your last time you cried?

    Z - Zodiac sign?

    No limit

    1.Kissed a girl?

    2.Kissed a boy?

    3.Had sex in public?

    4.What’s your religion?

    5.What does your URL mean?

    6.Reason you joined tumblr?

    7.Do you have any nicknames?

    8.Do you like bubble bath?

    9.Kissed in the rain?

    10.Dyed your hair?

    11.Soup or salad?

    12.Vegetable or meat?

    13.Go out drinking?

    14.Smoke cigarettes?

    15.Smoke weed?

    16.Do any hard drugs?

    17.Have you had sex today?

    18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

    19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

    20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

    21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

    22.Tried to commit suicide?

    23.The last time you felt broken?

    24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

    25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

    26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

    27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

    28.Do you sing in the shower?

    29.Do you dance in the car?

    30.Where were you yesterday?

    31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

    32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

    33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

    34.Is Christmas stressful?

    35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

    36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

    37.Do you believe in ghosts?

    38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

    39.Take a vitamin daily?

    40.Wear slippers?

    41.Wear a bath robe?

    42.What do you wear to bed?

    43.Do you want to get married?

    44.Can you curl your tongue?

    Relationship preference:

    45.How many relationships have you had?

    46.How can I win your heart?

    47.what makes a great relationship?

    48.Shy OR open?

    50.Religious OR non-religious?

    51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

    52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

    53.Piercings OR no piercings?

    54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

    55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

    ask me these, please? : )

    How to love the signs:

    Aries: Give plenty of reassurance even if they act like they don't need it, make a point to gently pry even if they say they don't want to talk about it, and always remember there is more sensitivity underneath an Aries than is shown. Encourage their dreams but keep them grounded, take them on adventures, and never take their romantic and chivalrous gestures for granted.

    Taurus: Be loyal and dedicated, show them you won't give up without a fight. Let them win the argument every now and again, to keep the peace. Never make a promise you cannot keep, show up when you say you will, and be reliable. Encourage them to express their discontent healthily, push past their comfort zone, and respect their strong opinions when you disagree.

    Gemini: Don't get impatient with their distractibility, always make time for a really great conversation, and be understanding during the times that they're moody. Help them move past their insecurities, tell them that its not their job to please everyone, and always ask how their day was. Let them have some space but never let them be lonely.

    Cancer: Listen to all the stories of their past, but be patient when they don't want to tell them just yet. Speak the truth and don't deceive, take them on romantic dates, and fill their ears with sweet words. Show them the optimistic side, never dwell on their flaws, and react gently. Give them the kind of loyalty they give you, be in it for the long haul, don't run when it gets rough.

    Leo: Build up their delicate ego, take pride in their accomplishments, be a part of their grandiose dreams. Tune into their softer and more sensitive side, and let them shine. Never call them out in public, give them time to cool down when they're upset. Be concerned with their feelings, and don't fall for them saying they're fine if you know otherwise.

    Virgo: Respect their private space, help calm them down when they're feeling anxious, and even if you think its silly, let them do things in their way and have their particular routines. Appreciate their helpfulness, return their great loyalty, and don't rush them; give them time to think things through. Be empathetic and understanding, allow them to open up slowly, and move at their pace.

    Libra: Indulge their romantic side, go out in nature with them, enjoy the simple things in life. Write them a love letter, have a deep discussion, support their decisions and feed their confidence. Treat them the way you would want to be treated, don't be overly critical, and make a point to accept them for who they are. Be open to their crazy plans and openly exchange idea's.

    Scorpio: Defend them and brag about them in public, do them little favors that make their life easier, and always try to show initiative and consideration. Don't push them if they say they need space, and be there in the moments that they don't. Encourage them to express themselves and not hold things in, and don't ever betray their trust. Protect their secrets with your life.

    Sagittarius: Be their partner in crime, let them explore everything. Don't try to confine them, let them ramble about their thoughts and idea's, always return their honesty. Don't try to tarnish their optimism, push them to work hard to achieve their dreams. Make them laugh, be spontaneous, accept their quirks and be open to their unconventional way of seeing things in life.

    Capricorn: Be trustworthy, consistent, and never flakey. Don't let them get away with not talking about how they feel, prompt them to express their emotions more often. Be their biggest supporter when it comes to their goals and always make sure they make time for fun and its not all work. Let them have their private time every so often, and help them to de-stress and relax.

    Aquarius: Be open to their advice, let them talk about their interests, be down for spontaneous adventures as well as cozy nights at home. Have a debate with them, become well versed in the things they are passionate about, and take up a hobby together. Always respect their space, let them have some independence. Be their best friend above all else.

    Pisces: Listen to them talk about their fantasies and crazy dreams, reassure them, and always be genuine- don't mislead. Be very affectionate, and never sweep feelings under the rug. Don't let them get away with laziness, be kind and gentle in your words, and don't abandon them. Encourage them no to people please and don't disregard their intuition.

    21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

    Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.

    Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.

    Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.

    Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.

    Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.

    Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.

    Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.

    Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.

    Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.

    Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.

    Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.

    Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.

    Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.

    Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.

    Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.

    Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.

    Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.

    Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.

    Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.

    Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.

    Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.

    fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*

    skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*

    skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*

    Nicki: fuck skinny bitches

    skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

    Go onnnn

    0: Height

    1: Virgin?

    2: Shoe size

    3: Do you smoke?

    4: Do you drink?

    5: Do you take drugs?

    6: Age you get mistaken for

    7: Have tattoos?

    8: Want any tattoos?

    9: Got any piercings?

    10: Want any piercings?

    11: Best friend?

    12: Relationship status

    13: Biggest turn ons

    14: Biggest turn offs

    15: Favorite movie

    16: I’ll love you if

    17: Someone you miss

    18: Most traumatic experience

    19: A fact about your personality

    20: What I hate most about myself

    21: What I love most about myself

    22: What I want to be when I get older

    23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

    24: My relationship with my parent(s)

    25: My idea of a perfect date

    26: My biggest pet peeves

    27: A description of the girl/boy I like

    28: A description of the person I dislike the most

    29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

    30: What I hate the most about work/school

    31: What your last text message says

    32: What words upset me the most

    33: What words make me feel the best about myself

    34: What I find attractive in women

    35: What I find attractive in men

    36: Where I would like to live

    37: One of my insecurities

    38: My childhood career choice

    39: My favorite ice cream flavor

    40: Who wish I could be

    41: Where I want to be right now

    42: The last thing I ate

    43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

    44: A random fact about anything

    Some real creepy shit, get your fix.

    1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

    2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

    3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

    4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

    5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

    6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

    7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

    8. How often do you listen to music?

    9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

    10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

    11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

    12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

    13. What about ‘R’?

    14. Can you drive a stick shift?

    15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

    16. Are you going out of town soon?

    17. When was the last time you cried?

    18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

    19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

    20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

    21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

    22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

    23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

    24. What are you sitting on right now?

    25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

    26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

    27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

    28. Do you get a lot of colds?

    29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

    30. Does anyone hate you?

    31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

    32. Do you like watching scary movies?

    33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

    34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

    35. Did you have a dream last night?

    36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

    37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

    38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

    39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

    40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

    41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

    42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

    43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

    44. What’s the best part about school?

    45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

    46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

    47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

    48. Were you single over the last summer?

    49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

    50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

    51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

    52. Are you nice to everyone?

    53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

    54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

    55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

    56. Do you think you like someone?

    57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

    58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

    59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

    60. Do you hate anyone?

    61. How’s your heart?

    62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

    63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

    64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

    65. Are your toenails painted pink?

    66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

    67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

    68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

    69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

    70. How do you look right now?

    71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

    72. Can you commit to one person?

    73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

    74. Have you ever felt replaced?

    75. Did you wake up cranky?

    76. Are you a jealous person?

    77. Are relationships ever worth it?

    78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

    79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

    80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

    81. Last person you cried in front of?

    82. Is there someone you will never forget?

    83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

    84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

    85. Are you over your past?

    86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

    87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

    88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

    89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

    90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

    91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

    92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

    93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

    94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

    95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

    96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

    97. Who do you have texts from?

    98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

    99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

    100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

    101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

    102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

    ?someone ask me these??????????

    0: Height

    1: Virgin?

    2: Shoe size

    3: Do you smoke?

    4: Do you drink?

    5: Do you take drugs?

    6: Age you get mistaken for

    7: Have tattoos?

    8: Want any tattoos?

    9: Got any piercings?

    10: Want any piercings?

    11: Best friend?

    12: Relationship status

    13: Biggest turn ons

    14: Biggest turn offs

    15: Favorite movie

    16: I’ll love you if

    17: Someone you miss

    18: Most traumatic experience

    19: A fact about your personality

    20: What I hate most about myself

    21: What I love most about myself

    22: What I want to be when I get older

    23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

    24: My relationship with my parent(s)

    25: My idea of a perfect date

    26: My biggest pet peeves

    27: A description of the girl/boy I like

    28: A description of the person I dislike the most

    29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

    30: What I hate the most about work/school

    31: What your last text message says

    32: What words upset me the most

    33: What words make me feel the best about myself

    34: What I find attractive in women

    35: What I find attractive in men

    36: Where I would like to live

    37: One of my insecurities

    38: My childhood career choice

    39: My favorite ice cream flavor

    40: Who wish I could be

    41: Where I want to be right now

    42: The last thing I ate

    43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

    44: A random fact about anything