Guy: *slaps my ass*

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    eleanorsvances

    these are actually nice you fucking nerd

    t-thanatos

    1. selfie

    2. what would you name your future kids?

    3. do you miss anyone?

    4. what are you looking forward to?

    5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

    6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

    7. what was your life like last year?

    8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

    9. who did you last see in person?

    10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

    11. are you listening to music right now?

    12. what is something you want right now?

    13. how do you feel right now?

    14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

    15. personality description

    16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

    17. opinion on insecurities.

    18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

    19. have you ever been to New York?

    20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

    21. age and birthday?

    22. description of crush.

    23. fear(s)

    24. height

    25. role model

    26. idol(s)

    27. things i hate

    28. i’ll love you if…

    29. favourite film(s)

    30. favourite tv show(s)

    31. 3 random facts

    32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

    33. something you want to learn

    34. most embarrassing moment

    35. favourite subject

    36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

    37. favourite actor/actress

    38. favourite comedian(s)

    39. favourite sport(s)

    40. favourite memory

    41. relationship status

    42. favourite book(s)

    43. favourite song ever

    44. age you get mistaken for

    45. how you found out about your idol

    46. what my last text message says

    47. turn ons

    48. turn offs

    49. where i want to be right now

    50. favourite picture of your idol

    51. starsign

    52. something i’m talented at

    53. 5 things that make me happy

    54. something thats worrying me at the moment

    55. tumblr friends

    56. favourite food(s)

    57. favourite animal(s)

    58. description of my best friend

    59. why i joined tumblr

    60. ask me anything you want

    anodyneparadigm

    I love this 🥰

    infinity–land

    Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

    1. What is you middle name?

    2. How old are you?

    3. When is your birthday?

    4. What is your zodiac sign?

    5. What is your favorite color?

    6. What’s your lucky number?

    7. Do you have any pets?

    8. Where are you from?

    9. How tall are you?

    10. What shoe size are you?

    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

    12. What was your last dream about?

    13. What talents do you have?

    14. Are you psychic in any way?

    15. Favorite song?

    16. Favorite movie?

    17. Who would be your ideal partner?

    18. Do you want children?

    19. Do you want a church wedding?

    20. Are you religious?

    21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

    23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

    24. Baths or showers?

    25. What color socks are you wearing?

    26. Have you ever been famous?

    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

    28. What type of music do you like?

    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

    30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

    31. What position do you usually sleep in?

    32. How big is your house?

    33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

    34. Have you ever fired a gun?

    35. Have you ever tried archery?

    36. Favorite clean word?

    37. Favorite swear word?

    38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

    39. Do you have any scars?

    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

    41. Are you a good liar?

    42. Are you a good judge of character?

    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

    44. Do you have a strong accent?

    45. What is your favorite accent?

    46. What is your personality type?

    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

    48. Can you curl your tongue?

    49. Are you an innie or an outie?

    50. Left or right handed?

    51. Are you scared of spiders?

    52. Favorite food?

    53. Favorite foreign food?

    54. Are you a clean or messy person?

    55. Most used phrased?

    56. Most used word?

    57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

    58. Do you have much of an ego?

    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

    60. Do you talk to yourself?

    61. Do you sing to yourself?

    62. Are you a good singer?

    63. Biggest Fear?

    64. Are you a gossip?

    65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

    66. Do you like long or short hair?

    67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

    68. Favorite school subject?

    69. Extrovert or Introvert?

    70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

    71. What makes you nervous?

    72. Are you scared of the dark?

    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

    74. Are you ticklish?

    75. Have you ever started a rumor?

    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

    77. Have you ever drank underage?

    78. Have you ever done drugs?

    79. Who was your first real crush?

    80. How many piercings do you have?

    81. Can you roll your Rs?“

    82. How fast can you type?

    83. How fast can you run?

    84. What color is your hair?

    85. What color is your eyes?

    86. What are you allergic to?

    87. Do you keep a journal?

    88. What do your parents do?

    89. Do you like your age?

    90. What makes you angry?

    91. Do you like your own name?

    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

    94. What are you strengths?

    95. What are your weaknesses?

    96. How did you get your name?

    97. Were your ancestors royalty?

    98. Do you have any scars?

    99. Color of your bedspread?

    100. Color of your room?

    lesbi-thinnn

    ASK MEEEEE

    infinity–land

    Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

    1. What is you middle name?

    2. How old are you?

    3. When is your birthday?

    4. What is your zodiac sign?

    5. What is your favorite color?

    6. What’s your lucky number?

    7. Do you have any pets?

    8. Where are you from?

    9. How tall are you?

    10. What shoe size are you?

    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

    12. What was your last dream about?

    13. What talents do you have?

    14. Are you psychic in any way?

    15. Favorite song?

    16. Favorite movie?

    17. Who would be your ideal partner?

    18. Do you want children?

    19. Do you want a church wedding?

    20. Are you religious?

    21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

    23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

    24. Baths or showers?

    25. What color socks are you wearing?

    26. Have you ever been famous?

    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

    28. What type of music do you like?

    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

    30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

    31. What position do you usually sleep in?

    32. How big is your house?

    33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

    34. Have you ever fired a gun?

    35. Have you ever tried archery?

    36. Favorite clean word?

    37. Favorite swear word?

    38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

    39. Do you have any scars?

    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

    41. Are you a good liar?

    42. Are you a good judge of character?

    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

    44. Do you have a strong accent?

    45. What is your favorite accent?

    46. What is your personality type?

    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

    48. Can you curl your tongue?

    49. Are you an innie or an outie?

    50. Left or right handed?

    51. Are you scared of spiders?

    52. Favorite food?

    53. Favorite foreign food?

    54. Are you a clean or messy person?

    55. Most used phrased?

    56. Most used word?

    57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

    58. Do you have much of an ego?

    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

    60. Do you talk to yourself?

    61. Do you sing to yourself?

    62. Are you a good singer?

    63. Biggest Fear?

    64. Are you a gossip?

    65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

    66. Do you like long or short hair?

    67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

    68. Favorite school subject?

    69. Extrovert or Introvert?

    70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

    71. What makes you nervous?

    72. Are you scared of the dark?

    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

    74. Are you ticklish?

    75. Have you ever started a rumor?

    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

    77. Have you ever drank underage?

    78. Have you ever done drugs?

    79. Who was your first real crush?

    80. How many piercings do you have?

    81. Can you roll your Rs?“

    82. How fast can you type?

    83. How fast can you run?

    84. What color is your hair?

    85. What color is your eyes?

    86. What are you allergic to?

    87. Do you keep a journal?

    88. What do your parents do?

    89. Do you like your age?

    90. What makes you angry?

    91. Do you like your own name?

    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

    94. What are you strengths?

    95. What are your weaknesses?

    96. How did you get your name?

    97. Were your ancestors royalty?

    98. Do you have any scars?

    99. Color of your bedspread?

    100. Color of your room?

    lesbi-thinnn

    ASK MEEEEE

    these are actually hella fucking cute y'all

    1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

    2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

    3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

    4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

    5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

    6: do you keep plants?

    7: do you name your plants?

    8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

    9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

    10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

    11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

    12: what’s your favorite planet?

    13: what’s something that made you smile today?

    14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

    15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

    16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

    17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

    18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

    19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

    20: what’s your favorite eye color?

    21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

    22: are you a morning person?

    23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

    24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

    25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

    26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

    27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

    28: sunrise or sunset?

    29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

    30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

    31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

    32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

    33: what’s your fave pastry?

    34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

    35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

    36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?

    37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

    38: tell us about your pet peeves!

    39: what color do you wear the most?

    40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?

    41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

    42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

    43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

    44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

    45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

    46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

    47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

    48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

    49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

    50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

    51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

    52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

    53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

    54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

    55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

    56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

    57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

    58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

    59: what’s your favorite myth?

    60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

    61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

    62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

    63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

    64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

    65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

    66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

    67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

    68: what’s winter like where you live?

    69: what are your favorite board games?

    70: have you ever used a ouija board?

    71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?

    72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?

    73: what are some of your worst habits?

    74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

    75: tell us about your pets!

    76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?

    77: pink or yellow lemonade?

    78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

    79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

    80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

    81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

    82: are/were you good in school?

    83: what’s some of your favorite album art?

    84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

    85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

    86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

    87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

    88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

    89: are you close to your parents?

    90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

    91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

    92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

    93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

    94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

    95: what are your plans for this weekend?

    96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

    97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

    98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

    99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

    100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

    kevinguillermo-deactivated20171

    Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.

    midbest

    A: Are you a virgin?

    B: 3 biggest pet peeves

    C: Celebrity crush?

    D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

    E: Do you smoke?

    F: Do you drink?

    G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

    H: Longest relationship and with who?

    I: 5 turn ons

    J: 5 turn offs

    K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?

    L: Would you ever date someone of another race?

    M: What is your sexual orientation?

    N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

    O: Who are you crushing on right now?

    P: Who is your bestfriend?

    Q: Your guilty pleasure?

    R: Who was your first kiss?

    S: Do looks matter to you?

    T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

    U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

    V: How far have you gone?

    W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?

    X: Are you circumcised?

    Y: Do you name your private parts?

    Z: What do you want to do when you grow up?

    ASK ME

    kevinguillermo-deactivated20171

    Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.

    midbest

    A: Are you a virgin?

    B: 3 biggest pet peeves

    C: Celebrity crush?

    D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

    E: Do you smoke?

    F: Do you drink?

    G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

    H: Longest relationship and with who?

    I: 5 turn ons

    J: 5 turn offs

    K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?

    L: Would you ever date someone of another race?

    M: What is your sexual orientation?

    N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

    O: Who are you crushing on right now?

    P: Who is your bestfriend?

    Q: Your guilty pleasure?

    R: Who was your first kiss?

    S: Do looks matter to you?

    T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

    U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

    V: How far have you gone?

    W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?

    X: Are you circumcised?

    Y: Do you name your private parts?

    Z: What do you want to do when you grow up?

    ASK ME