a relationship should be 50/50

i have a sword. you have a sword. we duel in the woods.

Some of your urls omg

what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......

Anyone else feeling really... gay... lately ?

invadcrs

so who...

who tryna be friends

🥺

👉🏼👈🏼

tallest-zim

Im sorry but when people do the 👉👈 thing it makes me die bc in american sign language putting your fingers together like that means gay sex

Im sorry

vennitrii

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lyingfigure

yeah who tryna be friends 👉👈

Australians really say “no” like “neüer”

lemon-badgeress

….*googles*….what the FUCK

kittydesade

… shit, sorry, I didn’t tell you about that.

nimblermortal

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/15/world/europe/dutch-government-resignation-rutte-netherlands.html

Jan. 15, 2021: A parliamentary report concluded that tax authorities unfairly targeted poor families over child care benefits. Prime Minister Mark Rutte and his entire cabinet stepped down.

averypottermarcholasmoth

really gotta stop learning about world news through memes

tricornking

You can’t go to the circus and then complain when a clown pies you in the face

i will be the most fuckable rectangle on this zoom call

All I'm gonna say is that I'm in an overtly homoerotic mood.

Guess something about me and I’ll respond with true or false

I totally forgot that straight men can just chill together shirtless without the stress of being attracted to each other

i would literally kill to walk around in a museum or a library right now. don’t even talk to me about coffee shops unless you want me to cry. god I miss being out and about

Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill?

Because they had to go home and change first.

every 1 is honestly beautiful and tragic like sometimes i can't look people in the eye because im like i know something is making you deeply irreversibly sad and you're just here talking to me about the weather and im going to let you

Sending him nudes and videos while he’s out in public knowing you’ll get him hard and he can’t do anything about it? yeah, that’s my kink there

sometimes u just gotta stand in the shower

and leave this dimension

🥕

go ahead and eat it since you think you’re a silly rabbit

I’m gay which means I’m really turned off by sports but really turned on by sportswear

floralsick

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can't loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]