@riveliur
I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE

Mack. They/them. Gay AF. Amateur artist, professional fan work consumer. Music nerd, wannabe performer. Lots of fandoms, especially She-Ra, FFVII, and GW2.

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Last update
2022-06-25 15:03:38
    jaakkola

    Im not huge on real life aus but i do know one thing and it's that shaw would be that nondescript guy that orders a small black coffee with a blueberry flavor shot from dunkin donuts

    jaakkola

    he is, at his core, a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him.

    annoyingartblizzardskeleton

    Ok but fairshaw coffee shop au when

    riveliur

    Someone already wrote one!

    mellointheory

    Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

    the-haiku-bot

    Who makes the porn bots.

    Where do they come from. What do

    they hope to achieve.

    Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

    mellointheory

    and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

    do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

    the-haiku-bot

    My voice repeats what

    you all say: I love you I

    love you I love you.

    Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

    letsboldlygomotherfuckers

    why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

    letsboldlygomotherfuckers

    I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??

    letsboldlygomotherfuckers

    do you understand my vision

    placeholdername69

    Oh this is too fun

    leatherleaves

    Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

    sashaforthewin

    Wait, but this made them ACTUALLY FUNNY