Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones
Midnight Wanderer ๐ฑ
aioli is such a fabulous word it's not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork
Sorcererโs Apprentice No 1, Flying Buffalo, Winter 1978, cover attributed to Joe Pearson
๐ต๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐ท, ๐ท๐ฟ๐ธ๐ธ ๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ต๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐บ๐๐๐๐, ๐ท๐ฟ๐ท๐บ-๐ท๐ฟ๐ธ๐น
vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago
Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary
Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1๏ธโฃ goes out to all the horny ๐ couples out there who are thinking ๐ค of getting rowdy ๐ this ๐Valentines๐ฎ day evening: ๐ ๐DO โ๏ธ NOT๐ ๐ If you do your child ๐ง will be born ๐ a โSCORPIOโ
Now, whyย โ๏ธ donโt โ๏ธ we like Scorpio'sโ?
For starters, โScorpioโ has 7๏ธโฃ letters ๐ . 7๏ธโฃ letters ๐ : 7๏ธโฃ deadly โ ๏ธ sins โ๏ธ ๐ โโ Now, what are the 7๏ธโฃ deadly โ ๏ธ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy ๐๐ Envy is associated with the color GREEN ๐ What else is green ๐? Marijuana. Just 1๏ธโฃ more pothead in the world ๐บ๏ธ. LAME.
Now where is pot ๐ฒ legal? Canada ๐จ๐ฆ, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane โ๏ธ bathrooms if the pilotโs ๐จโโ๏ธ chill. And where can ๐ฅซ planes โ๏ธ take you? California ๐ถ. And whatโs on Californiaโs state flag ๐ฉ? A BEAR ๐ป. Your child ๐ง. Is gay ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ.
when i say โthat reminds meโ & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
put your records on (isabelle)louie zong
put your records on (isabelle cover)
(the original song by corinne bailey rae is a favorite of mine!)