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2023-05-18 02:46:53

    ๐™ต๐šŽ๐š‹๐š›๐šž๐šŠ๐š›๐šข ๐Ÿท, ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ณ๐š’๐šŠ๐š›๐š’๐šŽ๐šœ ๐™พ๐š ๐™ต๐š›๐šŠ๐š—๐šฃ ๐™บ๐šŠ๐š๐š”๐šŠ, ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿท๐Ÿบ-๐Ÿท๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน


    vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago


    Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary


    Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired


    This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life


    This 1๏ธโƒฃ goes out to all the horny ๐Ÿ’ couples out there who are thinking ๐Ÿค” of getting rowdy ๐Ÿ”ž this ๐Ÿ’ŒValentines๐Ÿ’ฎ day evening: ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ŽDO โŒ๏ธ NOT๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Ž If you do your child ๐Ÿง’ will be born ๐Ÿ‘ a โ™SCORPIOโ™
    Now, whyย โ“๏ธ donโ€™t โŒ๏ธ we like Scorpio'sโ™?
    For starters, โ€œScorpioโ€ has 7๏ธโƒฃ letters ๐Ÿ” . 7๏ธโƒฃ letters ๐Ÿ” : 7๏ธโƒฃ deadly โ˜ ๏ธ sins โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€ Now, what are the 7๏ธโƒฃ deadly โ˜ ๏ธ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Envy is associated with the color GREEN ๐Ÿ’š What else is green ๐Ÿ’š? Marijuana. Just 1๏ธโƒฃ more pothead in the world ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. LAME.
    Now where is pot ๐Ÿฒ legal? Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane โœˆ๏ธ bathrooms if the pilotโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โœˆ๏ธ chill. And where can ๐Ÿฅซ planes โœˆ๏ธ take you? California ๐Ÿ•ถ. And whatโ€™s on Californiaโ€™s state flag ๐Ÿšฉ? A BEAR ๐Ÿป. Your child ๐Ÿง’. Is gay ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ.