Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones
by:Β θ±ζ―θ²
Midnight Wanderer π±
aioli is such a fabulous word it's not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork
Sorcererβs Apprentice No 1, Flying Buffalo, Winter 1978, cover attributed to Joe Pearson
st-pam
Celestial ceilings
shi-saa
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ottermatopoeiavibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago
ziracona
sluttyfranzkafkaOh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary
sluttyfranzkafkaHappy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired
previoustagsThis is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
karma-crystalThis 1οΈβ£ goes out to all the horny π couples out there who are thinking π€ of getting rowdy π this πValentinesπ day evening: π πDO βοΈ NOTπ π If you do your child π§ will be born π a βSCORPIOβ
Now, whyΒ βοΈ donβt βοΈ we like Scorpio'sβ?
For starters, βScorpioβ has 7οΈβ£ letters π . 7οΈβ£ letters π : 7οΈβ£ deadly β οΈ sins βοΈ π
ββ Now, what are the 7οΈβ£ deadly β οΈ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy ππ Envy is associated with the color GREEN π What else is green π? Marijuana. Just 1οΈβ£ more pothead in the world πΊοΈ. LAME.
Now where is pot π² legal? Canada π¨π¦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane βοΈ bathrooms if the pilotβs π¨ββοΈ chill. And where can π₯« planes βοΈ take you? California πΆ. And whatβs on Californiaβs state flag π©? A BEAR π». Your child π§. Is gay π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨.
moveslikekeithrichardswhen i say βthat reminds meβ & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
toofpaste-art
put your records on (isabelle)louie zong
put your records on (isabelle cover)
(the original song by corinne bailey rae is a favorite of mine!)