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2023-02-01 18:30:48

    john lennon: please everyone stop fighting :( no war

    me: why did you beat your wife with your hands


    The old working class hero who sang “imagine no possessions” while he owned a walk in chilled room to keep his fur coats and exclusivity smoked French cigarettes. John Lennon can fuck off and when he gets there fuck off a little more

    person: how can you keep that in your ROOM? it wants to kill and eat you!! it's vicious!!

    my snake: (balls up because I wiggled her feeder at her)

    my snake: (balls up because she saw a paper towel)

    my snake: (balls up because she saw her reflection)

    my snake: (periscopes too high and falls over dramatically, balls up and peeks around like "WHO DID DAT")

    my snake: (hides in my bra for warmth)

    my snake: (puts her own head under a running faucet and sits there for ten years) (it feels nice I guess?)

    my snake: (rubs her chin all over my hand until I scratch the itch)

    my snake: (gets stuck inside a paper towel tube, balls up when I free her from it, immediately goes back in)



    me: totally agree

    Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original

    Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?

    Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.

    Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled

    Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey

    Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.

    Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification

    Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?

    Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times

    Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me

    Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.

    Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.

    Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy

    Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period

    Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!

    Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.

    Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!

    Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance

    Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.

    Male Writer: I am original