with all due respect (none),

The kid straight up casted a fucking spell

Koschey by Lorenzo Mastroianni

clonepa

𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕤 (1/?)

uncle-beanbag

The girl reading this

No thoughts only Sylphrena

fatoumy

it IS a phase, mom

pr0jection

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

faceheightknifefight

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

filthychonga-deactivated2019120

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

How are people like…not always on the edge of a breakdown??????

H.P. Lovecraft

I hate losing, but there are worse ways to die than at the hands of a man like you. I love how cold and focused your eyes are. I look forward to the day when those eyes will be wide with agony.

So, Elon Musk is talking about how to colonise Mars, and suggesting that, for those who couldn’t afford the fortune it would normally cost to make a space voyage, loans could be offered… and people could, y’know, just pay them back with labour upon their arrival…

… all at the same time that the viral hit song is a sea shanty about being a worker transported to an inhospitable place to work for a big corporation, which then pays you shit so you can never afford the passage home.

It’s like, sometimes our past speaks to us.  And sometimes it jumps up and down, screaming and waving lit sparklers.

Excerpts for a 1920’s newspaper during the Spanish Flu

Cry me a fucking river

siahatha

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

acoolguy

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

lemjpanda13

@annabethisterrified you’re

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annabethisterrified

LOL yep that’s the day job! I started last year after graduating, working on the NASA side of things with the mission doing social media/outreach, so I’m going to do my obligatory HUBBY LINK DROP: insta, twitter, fb

charlesoberonn

Shortstaffing should be illegall

charlesoberonn

"But what if I can't afford to hire more employees?"

If you have more customers than your employees can handle and you're still not making enough, then you need to sort out your finances. Raise prices if necessary.

Your overhead isn't worth more than your workers' health.

goodboysandgirlswhoplaysmash

“And if that’s not enough, then just buy more money!”

dovewithscales

Listen. If you cannot afford to pay all your employees a living wage and employ a number of people equal to the workload, then you are bad at business management and should consider exploring other career paths. Such as being a cashier.

jumpingjacktrash

y’all might be thinking that small businesses would get the short end here. but the thing is, all the small businesses i’ve ever worked for or been involved with, when they didn’t have enough employees to cover the time, the owner worked it themselves, or they closed early/opened late.

the places that consistently shortstaff are big franchises, especially fast food chains. they prey on desperate workers who can’t afford to say no, and use them up like they’re disposable. it’s disgusting and it should be as illegal as hiring 9 year olds or holding paychecks hostage.

yeens-human

I’m out with surgery. Two coworkers are on vacation time bc its no longer rollover. Another transfers to another department Tuesday leaving two coworkers manning an office for a uni of 4,000. Then one of them left early with a stress related migraine. Can’t imagine why.

I love and respect Liam O'Brien because I feel like he's powered by righteous anger and love for his friends and family.

Split your party into three groups so that two of them can commit violent murders while the third one is chilling in the woods

I thought it was funny so whatever