paleo-witch

    Fun Fact!

    Arapaimas, despite weighing in at anywhere between 200-300~lbs, have enough strength to launch their entire body out of the water when sufficiently threatened! They are also unironically referred to as “bulletproof” fish thanks to their rock hard scales and layers of defensive padding!

    (tl;dr: this dude basically just got hit in the face with a fryingpan moving at highway speeds)

    pisswallet

    “That’s a bad idea”

    “I know”