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    i’m sure someone has said this before me & better than me, but i find max’s comment in episode 11 that eiji is a nice & comforting person but largely lacks a strong personality to be the funniest & most inaccurate assessment of this incredibly chaotic child i have heard in my life

    like, more or less as soon as eiji gets to new york, he gets kidnapped & held at gunpoint by a bunch of bloodthirsty gang members who have killed & will kill again, and instead of reacting like any regular human being would & running as far as possible in the opposite direction, he’s like “no, you know what?  i’m gonna befriend this gang boss who everyone is out to kill & throw myself directly into the middle of this massive turf war.”  then ash gives him a secret message when he visits him in prison, and instead of, i don’t know, discussing it with the many police officers directly at his disposal, he just goes on this stupid fetch quest & nearly ends up dying.  AND THEN HE KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE.  that’s literally the entire series.  time and again, he gets put in increasingly batshit insane & unbelievably dangerous situations, nearly dies, and then picks himself back up & continues to run directly at whatever raging stupidity he’s gotten himself mixed up in this time.

    i know that with ash as a foil, eiji looks pretty tame, but i’d argue that given how eiji had never seen a real gun before coming to new york, his total willingness to get involved in these absurd shenanigans is in fact more impressive than someone who’s been involved in gang violence for most of his life.  the idea that he is by any stretch of the imagination a passive, unassuming shrinking violet is hilarious to me.  that boy is vibrating with a metric ton of utterly chaotic energy at all times.  eiji okumura is always completely and totally down to fucking clown.

    Reasons I ship/write Yueiji

    . Yut Lung is a lot like Ash if Eiji has a type then under more positive circumstances it might be possible. 

    . Neither of them fit  neatly  into a box  Plenty of room to play around with the dynamics and get really creative. 

    . Yut Lung is the only one who actually informed Eiji what was going on and gave him the push to take things more seriously instead of trying to keep him in the dark. 

    .Yut showed some concern for Eiji’s well being even when he hated him and has shown when his behavior is called out he does strive to improve it. 

     .Yut isn’t as overpowered as Ash so its more likely they’d have to work together to accomplish things and watch each others backs.  

    Their both sly and cheeky imagine the fun banter and Yut Lung giving exasperatedly fond eye rolls. Every time Eiji makes a dick joke. 

    . Yut despite his bluntness and bullying tendencies has shown he can be understanding and give good advice as shown with Sing about accepting one’s weaknesses and it not being a bad thing. So if he cared about Eiji might be able to help him accept the more negative parts of himself. 

      They could teach each other a lot about their  worlds and introduce new ideas. They might even share similar cultural ideas to some extent. 

    Yut lung is negative so he needs some of Eiji’s positivity to balance him out. And Eiji can be too trusting and idealistic needs someone to keep the more toxic people at bay. 

     Yut lung can read people well and with how Eiji bottles things up the boy needs someone who can tell something is wrong and who won’t just take his i’m fine at face value. 

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    Molly, do you have any other ideas for who would play who in a Chilliad limited TV series/movie?

    BOY DO I!!! 

    dit

    honestly the truest dité is that gif of riri from oceans 8 but there aren’t enough gifs of her in it so my second place choice is candice patton.

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    helen

    it’s dianna agron. she’s the most beautiful woman in the world and also jewish, just like helen!!! however, dianna agron has elected not to be in anything since glee (PLEASE BABE!!! I’M BEGGING YOU!!!! BE IN ANOTHER THING!!!!) so for the purposes of gif use i will have to settle on the also beautiful blake lively.

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    sappho

    sappho is ashley benson specifically as hanna marin. they are the same.

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    penelope

    P R I Y A N K A !!!!!!!

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    athena

    y’all remember the movie STICK IT with missy peregrym???

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    emi

    emi has big summer bishil energy. that lil side-of-the-mouth-not-a-smile is a BIG emi hunter move.

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    FOR THE BOYS …. i don’t know male celebrities and don’t care, BUT nonnegotiable is that PK is:

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