just-shower-thoughts

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

maliwanhellfires

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

castiel-for-king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

sonneillonv

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

nonlinear-nonsubjective

consider the coconut

bemusedlybespectacled

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

erotic-yoddeling

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

heartgemsona

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This post is a journey

virtuous-thing

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

dovewithscales

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

messy-scandinoodle

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

dovewithscales

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

hyratel

I MEAN where’s the lie

dovewithscales

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

giada-luna

Reblogging for that last exchange.

hugintheraven

@shanastoryteller

dragon-in-a-fez

ice cream is food and should be bitten

moonibinbon

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

dragon-in-a-fez

discuss

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

what madness have you brought down on us

pandora15

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

reverenddoctormisterkingcordez

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

b-e-e-e-s

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

please never say that again

marisabay

Reblog for ice cream discourse

surprisebitch

finally a post for me.. im not sure if you can really bite ice cream on a bowl since ya scoop it with a spoon but i bite ice cream when on a cone and i also bite popsicles

badgerofshambles

a singular scuit. just one. 

threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

brunhiddensmusings

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

cameoamalthea

Why is this called a biscuit:

brunhiddensmusings

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

tokyofashionpolice

Why does no one talk about this

fr3akuency

Xiaoin Showdown was an amazing fucking show and nobody will tell me otherwise

me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

what depression is really like:

She’s got a big heart 🍑

acdsv34ce198qfchsldkja-deactiva

tfw = two fucking weiners

aph-hetalian

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

uhhhhhfdsef

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

sketchfilledpaper

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

pumpkinspicednp

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan

For licensing and usage, contact: licensing@viralhog.com

mcapriglioneart

how to draw arms ? ? 

swagginsloths

holy fuck

shoutsofthunder

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

blixart

yes !!

empresspinto

but how much extend

petroleum-hare

^^^^^^^^^^

gabbyzvolt25

I NEARLY CHOKED

lifeofcynch

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

zomibom

finally. i can be accurate

sherlock-im-not-gay

This is too fucking great to not reblog

wishem

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

keithislactoseintolerant

🤣🤣

urhella-gaychloe

LMAOOOOOO

fernacular

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

fernacular

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

i-am-corbin-dallas

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

drrockbell

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

midnight-spectrum-again

Love this

ilovemusicalyy

Genuinely love this

amoisthobo

Tiktok is evil

toxictiktoks

what the fuck

that-twink-over-there

I am SCREAM

crystallinemuun

These were nasty. Period. Gushers outsold.

coreydrake

These were delicious, sis. You just like for shit to squirt in your mouth

crystallinemuun

Girl I-