CASSANDRA || 03.13.94. || plays FFXIV (Kookie Tiramisu on Malboro!) & OW most of the time!

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2021-01-25 05:09:10
    chokemeanakin

    Anakin’s hair is hammered bronze, amber sunbeam chestnut honey, end of story

    BRUH WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS 😂😂

    HOW DID YOU GET IT SO SPECIFIC I actually think I might cry I’m scared.

    Okay ladies and gentlemen this anon wins 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK I’m still freaking out WHAT???

    shatouto

    hi my name is Anakin Amber Sun’beam Chestnut Honey and i have hammered bronze amber sunbeam chestnut honey hair (that’s how i got my name)

    er-cryptid

    Limits of the Human Body

    Body Heat = 107.6 F

    Cold Water = 40 F

    Hot Air = 300 F

    High Altitude = 15,000 ft

    Starvation = 45 days

    Diving Depth = 282 ft

    Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

    Blood Loss = 40%

    Dehydration = 7 days

    meanpear

    Writers finding this post:

    a-casual-egg

    Thank you

    hessystuff

    Europeans about half of this post:

    spnfangirl06

    Body Heat = 42 C

    Cold Water = 4 C

    Hot Air = 148 C

    High Altitude = 4572m

    Starvation = 45 days

    Diving Depth = 390m

    Lack Of Oxygen = 11 minutes

    Blood Loss = 40%

    Dehydration = 7 days

    logan-sanders-enthusiast

    Europeans seeing this version of this post:

    fandomsincluded

    I will never not reblog this

    bea-the-hufflepanda

    This is the best post I’ve ever seen

    leejean33

    accurate 

    starfleetrambo

    Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

    harlequinadebaby

    Reblog for Satan

    callmebliss

    Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

    starrynightfantasies

    Oh, so this is why Im STILL HERE. 

    arcana-duderino

    I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE

    mmwtmx

    Ugh I want one of these Moon Lamps so bad but the big ones are $100 EACHand that’s the cheapest I’ve seen them..

    They’re cool as hell but I can’t justify spending $100, can someone find me a better deal? I’ll love you forever

    jo-elkanitz

    Good news!

    I found moon lamps HERE for half price.

    Lamps just as big and just as detailed.

    You can get a moon lamp…

    – as big as a volleyball for $50 ($100)

    – as big as a shot put for $30 ($60)

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    – as big as a baseball for $20 ($40) etc.

    You also get FREE shipping worldwide, a wooden stand, and a USB-charging cable.

    They glow two colors - silver and yellow and they have dimmable brightness.

    lunartix

    * gets one for myself one bc nobody else will give me the moon *

    lunartix

    Update: it came and its amazing. I used it for a couple nights and it made the best night light

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    I’m glad I got the $30 medium moon. It’s the perfect size to take to the bathroom at night.

    jaymison

    I have one and it’s my favorite light for so many reasons:

    I like that the battery is rechargeable bc you don’t waste batteries, don’t need to keep it plugged in, and you can take it anywhere.

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    And I like how incredible detailed it is. Moon shadows, mountains, craters, it’s all there.

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    if u like the moon I can’t recommend it enough

    the-fire-brand

    i fucking love the moon, thanks!

    mechsuit

    i miss this

    cringedeposit

    i need you to understand that all three hotel transylvania movies are technical masterpieces of animation

    imagine a team of automobile experts were tasked with making a clown car. this is what happened here

    mechsuit

    yeah i major in animation i know :)

    wolfbeware

    wait are they really, because if so wtf, & how are the different than like… idk frozen??

    ardate

    Compared to Disney’s semi-realistic approach, Sony Animation’s entire personality as a company is their snappy, cartoon-like animation; their rigs are complex and advanced, made with exaggerated deformations in mind. 

    On top of the poses achievable by their specialized rigs, animators will sculptthe characters by modifying the mesh itself so as to achieve the strongest, most efficient poses possible, reminiscent of classic 2D animation.

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    Random Food Headcanons:

  • Bruce absolutely hates peaches. They are fuzzy and strange and no he will not peel them, Jason. That's what nectarines are for.
  • Jason can cook and bake and he's an artist in plating. That doesn't mean he won't eat trashy Chinese take out.
  • Dick's diet is made up of at least eighty percent sugar. Twenty percent carbs. There is no space here for your veggies and fruit Jason! Stop trying to feed him green stuff!
  • Damian is lactose intolerant. That doesn't stop him from loving cheese though but go away with that milk, Drake!
  • Tim actually hates the taste of coffee but he has become so used to it that he starts missing it if he doesn't get a cup for more than six hours.
  • Alfred wishes that all these idiots would stop trying to die even sooner based on shitty diets and bad eating habits.
  • sixpenceee

    The Australian Reptile Park has released a 20-second clip of the newest tiny addition to its king brown snake family taking its first breath and people are losing their cool over how cute the baby reptile is.

    The video was shot by the park’s head of reptiles and venom, Billy Collett, and captured the youngling in what looks like a mid-yawn. We wonder how long before this newborn loses its “cuteness” — king brown snakes are one of the longest venomous snakes in the world. (Source)

    qunaripenis

    he scream

    thatw3irddude

    “FEAR MY MIGHTINESS HUMAN”

    wingscanspeak

    I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

    nightowlsupreme

    You’re going to get a cavity

    wingscanspeak

    30 min later, not much progress. 

    wingscanspeak

    Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

    casualfanboy

    One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

    wingscanspeak

    an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

    wingscanspeak

    i’d rather be eating anything but this

    wingscanspeak

    two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

    wingscanspeak

    3 fucking hours

    I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

    wingscanspeak

    Please. Please don’t bring this back.

    butchercat

    ‘Tis the season.

    clausy4life

    It’s November

    killjoygem

    TO BE JOLLY

    zoerayne2426

    I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

    wingscanspeak

    Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you