Me: *cums really hard*
Me: *kinda just lies there pantsless contemplating existence for half an hour*
Me After Finally Losing My Virginity After Reading Nothing But Hentai For The Past Ten Years
Her: *Cuddles* I had a really good time.....Thank you.....
Me: Ummmmm your eyes didn't roll into the back of your head and I didn't see you stick out your tongue or spray milk from your nipples so I'm pretty sure you were faking it but thanks anyway :/